Dark Chao Adventures Episode 18: The Cyber-Fox Attacks
Chapter 1: The World On the Line
[this story begins in the Stardust Eggman, all the characters woke up from billions of memory-losses]
Shade: Oof... I think I remember stuff now.
Chao: Yes... me, too. Eggman... didn't he get away?
MS: Scanning horizons... yes, he got away. I'll pursue him... and make him pay.
[Metal flies away while the others go back home, except Dark Tails, who goes on the computer]
DT: What's this? Sonic online? Cool!
[click!]
DT:Whoa, this is cool... player-maker... Skin=Tails, color=Grey, Name=Dark Tails. Hmm? Sonic Online server? Let's check it out.
[click!]
[COLLECT THE EMERALD! Other players: Super Sonic the Lawyer, Gameboy_teh_Gamerguy, others I forgot]
(Now, when you see C after a name, that means they type that in for chatting)
SSL C: Dark Tails, huh? Let's see your real name...
DT C: Okay, it's Dark Tails.
SSL C: Hmmmmmmm....
[meanwhile, in the Dark Garden]
Shade: Yo Dark, check this cool new online program I found on the net! Sonic online!
Dark: Cool! Whaddya gonna do on it?
Shade: Beat the game, then gloat about it online.
[15 minutes later]
Shade C: Hey, n00bs, I beat this game. IN UNDER 15 MINUTES!
randomperson C: sO wat n00b i no a guy who beet it in 10
Shade C: Well... uh... see ya.
[Hero Garden]
Chao: Hmmmm.... Sonic online, huh? Let's try this out.
[click!]
Chao: Oh, it's two player on one computer! Hero, come try this out!
[Hero comes over and they play all night]
Hero: Um... doesn't this huwwt the body foh pwaying too wong?
Chao: You're right! We shouldn't play it.
[the next day]
Chao: ... (looks at computer) No, I shouldn't. ... (looks again) ... rrrr... oh, man... just for a minute wouldn't hurt...
[one day later]
Chao: Too... addictive... must... beat Eggman with... 7 emeralds.... on... Normal mode... or higher...
[let's go online, shall we? To the Sonic online server!]
[Castle Eggman Zone]
DT C: Hehe... these fools don't suspect my evil plan...
SSL C: Hmmmm....
DT C: Okay, you fools! Soon, I will destroy the world!
randomperson C: Ohnoes! But, if you destroy the world, you can't play Sonic online!
DT C: ... well, I'll replace Sonic online with Dark Tails Rules All 2, where I rule all!
SSL C: Hmm...
[Act 2]
DT C: N-no! It can't be! My worst nightmare-- Matrix-mode Lag!
[Act 3 BOSS]
DT C: Not even Eggman can get in the way of my evil scheme!
[DT destroys Eggman]
DT C: (at last second) I pwn!
[now, let's check out Shade's little game]
Chapter 2: Our Lives Are On the Line!
[Shade appears on a different Sonic online server, and so does DT]
DT C: Guess who's back from the grave!
Shade C: Who killed Dark Tails?
DT C: ...Lag.
Shade C: Gasp! Lag is evil!
SSL C: True dat!
DT C: Teh evilness!
SSL C: True dat!
DT C: But, I am teh eviller than teh evil that is teh-- uh, the lag!
SSL C: Hmmmm...
DT C: So, uh... does anybody know what my evil plan is yet?
Shade C: To slowly suck out teh uberness of Super Sonic the Lawyer?
DT C: Nope!
SSL C: To conquer the world then use it for your own?
DT C: Uh... n-no! (Darn, Super Sonic's good!)
DT C: Super Sonic the Lawyer, you will die!
SSL C: Uh-huh.
DT C: And I will be the killer!
SSL C: Hm..
DT C: Ignore me all you want, but beware next time you sleep... I suggest sleeping with a steel helmet!
TD: DARK TAILS!
[Dark Tails realizes stuff and suddenly types]
DT C: Uh... gotta take over the world some other time. See ya.
[LOG OFF]
DT: Yeah? 'Sup, Tails Doll.
TD: You've been playing much too long!
DT: Oh, c'mon Doll... I haven't. I just-- it's just... well, I'm fine.
TD: You're sitting on a spike.
DT: Whoa, no wonder my butt itched real bad. Well, I... I need glasses, that's all.
TD: ...
DT: Okay, okay, I've been playing too long! Sheesh, there's no getting around you, is there?
TD: Look, just get therapy. It's simple!
DT: Well... I guess you're right, I mean I-- whoa, this is too much like a sitcom. Anyway, yeah, you're right. I'll stop.
[in the Dark Garden]
Shade: Finally! I have done it, Dark... I've beaten everything!
Dark: Even found the Master Emerald and became Hyper Sonic? And found RedXVI?
Shade: --Darn. Where can I find RedXVI?
Dark: Beat the game 3 times, then jump on the house in Greenflower 1. Unlocks Red Volcano Zone.
Shade: Thanks, I-- how'd you know that?
Dark: Internet.
Shade: Okay. (45 minutes later) Whoa! That looks like Knuckles! Cool... Red Volcano Zone...
Dark: Well, you finally did it! You've beaten everything!
Shade: Sweet. Now, to go for Sonic onlineJTE, and Sonic online Riders, and the toughest of all: Mystic Realm!
Chapter 3: Conclusions, Locations, Concations!
[in the Hero Garden]
Chao: Okay... now I'll stop.
Hero: I'm pwoud of you, Chao.
Chao: I know, I'm just that good, aren't I?
[later, in the Chao Lobby, Tails Doll, Dark, and Hero all gather with a computer]
TD: Ready?
Dark: We're ready.
[they turn on the computer and play Sonic online, then Shade, Dark Tails and Chao step out]
Shade: DARK!
DT: TAILS DOLL!
Chao: HERO!
[the three players jump]
Hero: Chao!
TD: Uh... hey, guys... we were just...
Shade: Actually, Dark, go ahead, I don't care.
Dark: Woohoo!
DT: Tails Doll... you told me I shouldn't play it!
TD: ...OKAY, FINE! You guys wanna find a loophole? Loop this hole!
[Tails Doll kicks Dark Tails]
DT: ... that didn't hurt.
TD: ... grr... eat this!
[Tails Doll punches Dark Tails]
DT: OW! Ooof... my stomach...
TD: ...HAHA!
[Tails Doll runs away]
Hero: Wait! Don't weave me hewe!
[Hero follows TD]
DT: Dumb ending much?
Shade: You betcha.
Chapter 4: Metal Sonic's TEXT Adventure Begins
[Metal stops in a junkyard]
MS: Where is that doctor? In that city?
[in the city, Metal finds Tails]
MS: Hey mortal.
Tails: Metal!? Don't kill me!!!!
MS: Relax, sheesh! I won't kill you! I don't want to just yet. Have you seen Eggman?
Tails: He-he went for Sonic, in the North end of the city.
[Metal flies over to the North and finds a small house, and enters it-- Sonic's there]
MS: Sonic-- where's Eggman?
Sonic: He just left.
MS: Darn... which way?
Sonic: To the Egg Base.
MS: Just missed him, NO! Grrr... I'll take my anger out on YOU, Sonic!
Sonic: Mommy...
[SLASHBOOMCRASH]
MS: Easy fight... next time, don't get luggage in the trunk, sheesh! That stunk...
[Metal flies away to the Egg Base]