Disclaimer: This is weird.

Dark Chao Role-Playing Game INTERMISSION (5.5)

Phantom: Oooh, a sign-up sheet for a dark chao army! Lemme sign up!

Name: Phantom
Alliance/Attribute: Dark legless Stamina Blitz Chao (You know what a Blitz Chao is, right?)
Special Talents: I've got some really cool special moves. 

Hey DJay! It's me, 

I want to be Quartz: White neutural fly swim. S rank in fly. No mouth,Know most things taught in kindergarten, a's in all other stats. 
Special: is very friendly exept to heroes,should have evolved dark but i messed up,has had every animal enough to know all the little skills (exept for skunk farts), wants to be a flight general. is willing to beat up any heroes exept for newborns.(one exeption is newborns like tail who are evil geniuses or any non-dark chao that have been Action Replayed.

Hmm..... Multichao's in, Black Pheonix (hey, how are ya?) he can come in.... on CERTAIN conditions. Normally, if he was a Dark chao, I'd rip his powers away. ALL of them. If he was Hero, I'd send him to the Heroes, but first rip his powers away. But, since he's a Neutral.... Neutrals are hard to "hack" into (to rip powers away, I'm making this stuff up, okay?) so I will do something for you. I will put YOU into the story for an Episode, and you will be turned into a BABY chao (like you wanted to, with the experiment and Poker Game), where you must learn EVERYTHING all over again. This way, you can become a Dark chao....

HOWEVER, if you choose for Quartz to enter NOW, he will be adult Neutral with a moderate education and A in Fly, B in everything else. I will even give you all your animals back, and all that. About the "beating up" part.... allow me to read something from the OFFICIAL Dark Chao Adventures Handbook, which I will PM to all the members when I make it.

*Handbook rip not included due to advertizing reasons. What I mean is, I'm not putting it in this because I want you to buy the thing!*

Phantom: I have a question. You said that Stamina Chao step normally. But Phantom is legless. So would that mean that he makes no sound when moving, or would he make some weird, creepy sound? 

Quartz: i think he should make a small swish as he flies

Maybe, but then he'd be less stealthy.

nah the swish would be like his footstep 

i want to play poker with metal alone

i will beat him and i would like shade to join this game

Black Pheonix, I know you're a guest and are new here and all, but... no double posting, please. UNLESS in dire emergencies!

Anyway... legless Chao are the STEALTHIEST! However, when they "run," they make the sound of wind whooshing past them. It's got something to do with geometry n' stuff, and I gotta give them a bad part.

M: Okay, puny Sunglasses-wearing chao! I accept your challenge. If you lose, I'll take you over to the back room over there and, uh.... "do some in."
Q: You're gonna pee on me!?
M: NO! That means BEAT YOU UP! Just for that, WHEN I lose, I'll break your arms.