Dark Chao Role-Playing Game Mission 11: Honey, I Shrunk the Chao!
Q:(as shrapnel flies from Trobot) I'm suddenly sleepy!
(All others give random words of agreement coupled with yawns exept for Honey)
H:what do you mean? Im gonna go to school to talk to the cool sea monster guy!
All: Okay
(she leaves and they fall asleep. Sonic enters)
S:Hey, they're all asleep? Oh well, now I can play with Shades weapons! ( he gets into shades secret weapon cabinet by using the key code Dark is a R-Tard)
S:What does this do(presses the shrink button on a lazer. It shoots a spreadshot and shrinks all the chao)
S: oops 
( honey returns )
H:what the?!?!
S:uhhh... well, Honey I...shrunk...the chao
(all the dark chao and heroes by the way were all together)
Chao:Oh no not a scorpian!
BP:you must now save yourself or risk being stung. If you are stung in any way you will be out of the mission for two meaningful posts(I will say when you're back)so go kill that scorpian)

EPISODE RULES: here they are:
1. You must follow the rules!
2. No poofing anything (no exeptions unless I say so)
3. For every mission you have a new HEV suit, a vanilla ice cream cone, 1 grenade(for all of you to use), a ant(fire), and a dead beetle.
4. These items only refresh when I say so.
5. You can only get crushed if you break the rules and I will crush the criminal so none of those posts.
6. Lastly, no posts such as

This is just to save (insert name here) so hi.

VIOLATERS OF RULES WILL BE CRUSHED TO DEATH!
The first (other than Dark) to post after this wins a mystery prize!


Shade kicks the scorpion, it falls]
[the others make admiring remarks]
Shade: What? I didn't kill it; Dark farted right when I kicked it. Are you mad? I'd die against that thing!
[the others make disgusted remarks] 

(a black phoenix flys trhough the sky and drops a heart container)
BP:Good job shade
Shade: it's a... heart
BP:(swoops down, takes the container and drops something)
S: an XBOX 360!!!
(starts playing Halo 3)
Dark: Halo 1 was better!
(Shade shoots him with a AK-47 muttering something about Snowbound sucking)
Quartz: It wasn't me!
(the fire ant eats him)
D: (while dieing) haha! (dies but some how respawns)
S: Hey B.P. this ain't Sven Co-op
Me: I didn't want him dead or he couldn't fart on you.
D: HEY!!! (farts)shut up...

Ok...HEY LOOK Honey is running in a panic and each of you have to post within three days or you will be crushed to death
(you will respawn (ONCE!!! ) but will lose opportunity to do anything for 3 posts) 


DH: who cares about farts just let me play halo3....this game sucks I'm poofing up viva pinata!
[pfffff..shhhhh]
DH: hey what happened!?! my wand my poor wand! (starts crying)
[5 sec. later]
DH: oh well (tosses wand over shoulder and hits dark in the face)
Dark: hey!
DH: shut up.
Dark: okay.

Please make DH possesed by a monster! I ask if I can poof up stuff while i'm EVIL EVIL but not like health containers and stuff I'm talking about maces,swords,swords,and other mid-evil weopons

PLEEEEEEASE?? 


Fine but only for 4 boss battle fight posts.

Quartz: Hey uh, buddy...
Me:yes you can be possesed in a different me controled episode
Q: THX 

Ok, DH is safe but as the first to escape he flew off for trying to poof without asking but met up with a bit of mephiles' blood from their last fight. It has possesed him and he is your new fight. He is allowed to poof weapons and you cannot do something like

(chao): Ultima strike of pure power and pain and crap!
DH:aaaauggghhh!
(chao): oh yeah!

This is considered against the rules and if you get crushed (and can't repawn) you will be found in the near (but not too near) future!

(first to defeat well gets a prize!) 


Chaosky: Ultima strike of pure power and pain and cra--
Jessica: Can't do it.
Chy: Well why not?
J: Cuz BP said so.
Chy: Fine. You wanna go first?
J: Yeah sure whatever. I use... kick.
Chy: ... >_>
J: What?
DH: -100
Both: O.O 

[Shade jumps really high, and does a super-duper hokey-pokey smack into DH's jaw]
Shade: Boo-YAAAAHHH! Eat THAT!
DH: Shade, I thought we were pals...
Shade: We WERE, but then you joined the DARK side...
DH: But, uh... you're the master of the Dark side.
Shade: Yeah, CHAO Dark side, but you joined BP's side, and recently, he's been... kinda... a... donkey.
DH: You think so, too?
Shade: Yeah.

Don't take it personally, BP, this is Shade speaking. And remember-- Shade thinks that being strict and/or disobeying his utterly dark rule is "being a donkey." 

Q: you may have killedDH but now you must deal with me because BP
is my best friend!
S: (sarcasticly) oh no! 
Q: sorry pal but (unplugs the XBOX)
S: nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
(Shade faints for 2 posts)
me: thx Quartz
( hi five )
Phoenix: For Destroying a boss so quickly you win the fun of seeing Quarrtz be taken off to a secret location of pain!
S: ( gets back up ) COOL!!
Q: NOT COOL!!!!
( he is taken to the Phoenix's nest where he is infuse with some poenix don and becomes...)
Q: I...AM... D,P.Q!!!!!!!!!
( Dark Phoenix Quartz )

YOU MUST NOW LEAVE QUARTZ OUT OF MOST OF EVERYTHING NOW BECAUSE HE IS PHEONIXIZED. HE IS NOW REPLACING THE PHOENIX ( He needs a break too! ) HE IS ALSO NOW SWOOPING AT ONE OF YOU BUT IS GOING TOO FAST TO TELL WHO. WE WILL HAVE A WEAKEST LINK/SURVIVOR STYLE VOTE BY P.M.-ING ME WITH YOUR VOTE ON WHO SHOULD BE SACRIFICED. ( I won't tell you what happens to them! ) YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF!
A TIE WILL BE RESULTED BY MY CHOICE! LET'S VOTE!


Since you didn't p.m. me I choose...

MDH: augh get away from me!
DPQ: Die Mephiles!
(flies through[yes without slicing] MPH)
DPQ: drinks the Mephiles blood) I sacrifice my powers!
(transforms back to Quartz)
DH: What a crappy way to de-posess me. I couldve just eaten a laxitive and...
Q: Just go with it!!!

Now you must explore your environmet on top of your TANK! Sorry thats fire ant!
You will have to go at least 4 exploration posts and use teamwork in 2 "village" building posts to move on.

NO MOVING THE STORY ALONG TO THE NEXT PART BUT ME!!!!!!!!! 


[Cut to everyone sitting on the ant]
Dark: Giddyup!
Chy: No, no, no. Like this; Mush!
J: (to Shade) We're not going anywhere soon, are we?
[Shade runs over to Dark and Chaosky]
Shade: You're doing it all wrong! *ahem* Yip yip!
J: (facepalm) I feel like I'm running a daycare...



That wasn't an exploration post, it was just a post geting ready for the exploration post. I dunno. I felt random and I wanted to do one that was more DJay-funny... 

*Bonic Gets up*
SB:What the heck happened...
Silver(chao):AND WHY DOES IT SMELL SO BAD
Shadow9chao):I don't smell anything
SB:Okay...Well, um...don't we have any mission we're supposed be on...do we?
Shadow:Of course not Moth-
*SLAPPED*
SB:This site is user friendly
Shadow:Ah Da-
*HAMMERED*
SB:THIS PLACE IS USER FRIENDLY DA-
*Knocked out*
Silver:...If HE is user friendly...why did he almost curse...
*SB Gets up*
SB:I THOUGHT ABOUT A MISSION!!!!
Silver:...in a um....second?
SB:YEA!!!So...here's what I've heard, there are these rabitts
Silver:rabbits...?
SB:...ya....why do you ask?
Silver:A RABBIT WILL DO NOTHING!!!
SB:Oh ya? then why does that rabit have 100,000 gold over there?
Silver:...HOLY CRAP, RABITS ARE EVIL, AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*Silver isa no longer there*
SB:We sure did fool him huh? eh Shadow?
Shadow:...what are you talking about
SB:Aren't you..uh...in the rabbit suit?
Shadow:...if that wasn't me...then it must be...
SB:RABBITS REALLY ARE AS EVIL AS I LIED THEY WERE AAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
*SB is gone*
Shadow:my rabbit robot...uh...where is everyone?
*shadow looks around*
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......................................................................................................................... ........EVERYONE HATES ME!!!!!!WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
SB:SHUT UP!!!  
 
 
Okay, after a long time, I spoke with BP and we discussed this whole thing. He said I can continue, but only if I do it 'in the spirit that I (BP) have done it.' So, I will try, (you can ask BP himself and he'll tell you this is true)

Uh... lesseee..... recap, recap......... hmm... I see. So, we're exploring and trying to build a village? Uh... I've-a got it! Let's split up for this one.

Shade: Chaosky, you'll help me gather the proper tools to build everything for the village! We'll need 5 gallons of water, eighty logs, and some superglue.
Chsky: Why not just get one regular log? It'll be big enough, compared to us.
Shade: I see.... so we'll need ONE log, ONE PINT of water, and BARELY ANY superglue! Let's go!

Shade: Shadow Bonic, you'll have to team up with Phantom to chart a map of this place.
Ph: Wait... aren't we in the Dark Garden?
Shade: Yeah, why?
Ph: We already know everything here!
Shade: Wrong-- by 'chart a map,' I meant 'chart where every resource is on a map.' It has nothing to do with ACTUALLY charting a map.
SB: Wait, so we gotta do what?
Ph: I think he wants us to go around, listing any possible dangers or helpful things we can find onto a map.
SB: Ah.

Shade: Once Chaosky and I are done gathering the building supplies, I'll need Dark-Hawk to work with either me or Quartz, depending on who's here. You two will have to use the supplies we have, plus any magic you have, to build a village.
DH: So... some residential districts, a hallway of citizential meetings, and a Kroger?
Qz: No, some houses, a town hall, and a Wal-Mart.
Shade: You're BOTH wrong-- I want what Dark-Hawk said, except with a Tesco.

Shade: Once we're done with all this, we'll have the foundation we need to research a vaccine for this horrible fate that BlackPheonix has thrust upon ourselves!
[some confused remarks]
Chsky: He said we need to slave our butts off so we can use smoke and mirrors to make us big.
Dark: I knew that.

C'mon, you must spend ONE post minimum doing your work! DH and me/Qz, you start when the tool-gathering is complete. 

SB: Okay...this is a boring job....lemesee here....It's a grid of A-J (A at top) (Y) and 1-10 (1 at very left) (X) (y,x)[I have them mixed up ] so....Dark garden is on the coordinats (A,10) so...I'll go left....I'm at (A,9)...nothing....at (A,8) there's a river...the way it's going, it will go on from (A,9)-(J,9)
let me put that down.....there's a ditch at (A,3) so....um...PH, you coordinate The B 
coordinats 

Welcome back no one, after a 2 week of nothingness, I will say, MOVE ON TO THE NEXT MISSION, no one seems to care  

Y'know... you're right. Tell you what; I'll say we have until Friday to finish this mission. No matter what, on Friday, we'll move on to the next episode which will be hosted by...

*checks*


Flame! So, you'd better start thinking of Episode 12's plot by Friday.
MAGICAL ABRUPT END!