Segment F: Metal Sonic gives a small autobiography
MetalSonic: ...and then, I said, "Not without your pants!" [the Poker Gang laughs; cards shuffle] MechaKnuckles: Ah, man, that joke gets funnier every time, man. TailsDoll: You said it. [small pause as they look at their cards] MK: Four 8s and three kings, man. MS: Oh, yeah? MK: Yeah. MS: Read 'em and weep. *puts cards on table* MK: ......four 9s and three Aces? Oh, come on! [Metal Sonic and the Tails Doll chuckle] TD: Nice one. [pause as cards shuffle] TD: So, uh... Metal? I don't think you ever really told our listeners about yourself. MS: I didn't? MK: Nuh-uh. TD: Nope. MS: Huh. Well, uh... my full name's Hyper Metal Sonic.... I'm a robot created by Doctor Eggman to be a rival for Sonic. MK: Bet you hate Shadow, huh? MS: You bet. He's stealing my job, man! [they laugh] TD: So, what do you run on? Intel pentium 4 dual processors, or what? MS: Angel dust and grass. [pause; they burst out laughing] MS: Actually, I have no (censored) clue. I think I still have the operations manual lying around somewhere... [Metal is heard getting up; slight pause] MS: .....ah, here it is! *picks up paper* [Metal is heard sitting back down] MS: Uh... I run on about three LIPS Eggman Custom chips around my head... MK: Uh-huh. MS: I've got some internal fuzzy logic operations system analogous neuro-connection interaction all over my body. MK: All right. MS: For my power control, I've got some Neo Super FX DSP chips in me. MK: Really? Cool. MS: As for image revision, I run on a NEXT RISK chip-III thing... TD: Sounds painful. MS: My frame is made of pure monocoque titanium. MK: Hard to break. MS: My paint job's a reinforced blue metal tektite. TD: *whistle* Nice. MS: My propulsion system is a 250cc 4-valve orgone fusion engine, maximum output being 55ps/6800rpm maximum torque 7.54Kg-m/4000rpm. MK: Man, that's fast. MS: And my auxillery system is a tesla power coil electromagnetic induction generation, maximum output being 256Kw. MK: Amazing! MS: That's about it. MK: *chuckle* I didn't catch any of that. MS: And I'm really cool and strong and badass! Now, can we go back to the game? TD: Sure. [they go back to shuffling cards; the recording ends]
Metal Sonic by Sonic Team. Biography by DJay32