Dark Chao Role-Playing Game Mission Four: Is That Truly Metal?
[this story begins in the Dark Garden, Shade is lying down on the island across the pool, while Dark is eating and sleeping-- in that order]
Shade: .......Devilish? You getting bored?
Devilish: Yeah...... and Dark eating and sleeping sure doesn't help.
[you walk in]
DH: Hey guys, why the long faces? Bored? How about we STAKE OUT the Hero Garden?
[Shade jumps up]
Shade: Great idea! But too simple. ....I GOT IT! We'll stake out the Hero Garden!
DH: Pfft...
[they all do that, and in the Hero Garden, an all-out war begins]
Shade: Dark-Hawk! Look out! Perma-Banna returns!
PM: What can y'all do to yo mama eatin pie in da bathroom supping supper's ready in horizon's harold the barrel?
Dark: .............................................. (bursts with laughter)
Shade: Dark-Hawk, kill him again and be promoted. KILL HIM NOW! 

yahh!!
*stops in front of pm and squirts him in the face with cherry scented spray(thats actually cherry scented pioson >:) )*
pm:wha?!?what did you just spray me wi-*pm passes out*
now for this magic spell:oloctoforce
*pm turns to ash*
DH:to easy...

Shade: Great job! Now, you have been promoted to...

WARRANT OFFICER DARK-HAWK! (pfft... Warrant Officer.... funny name, yet it's real)

Shade: So, Warrant Officer... go to Bermuda and beat-- .....wrong thing, sorry. Go beat Chao! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! ...................Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! ................
Me: So many Genesis references, so little time. Still, you heard him! Beat Chao! He has a shotgun that appeared from nowhere! 

chao:I'm gonna shoot you DH
*pulls trigger and flag that says bang pops out*
chao:crap.
*ZAPS chao knocking him out*
*throws him in a rocket*
chao: wahh!
*rocket blasts off*
DH; still to easy

Shade: Now THAT'S what I call "overkill!" (pulls out hand) ...And this is what I call "my hand."
Dark: Shade, now's not the time to act like me!
Shade: Right.
Dark: ...Because now's the time to sing "Supper's Ready!"
Shade: Hey, wait!
Dark: (singing) I know a farmer, who looks after the farm!
Shade: Dark. SHUT UP! Look! The rocket's coming back down! Dark-Hawk, you gotta do something! ...Or someone ELSE, if somebody would join. 

shoot magic arrows at rocket ship*
*chao activates shield*
CHAO:NA-NEENER-NU!
*magic arrows bounce off shield*
*magic arrows hit a tomb stone turning it into a chocolate bar*
*mummy chao come out*
mc:Hey what did you do to my tomb stone...ah well
*takes up chocolate and goes back in grave*
DH:that was akward
dark: DH!! CHAO HAS ALMOST LANDED!also, I never got to finish my song!
DH: (I say its a good thing he cant finish his song) shoots more magic at chao
chao tries to fire up shield**doesn't work *
chao:what?
DH:That last arrow shot did more than bounce off your shield and turn a tomb stone into a chocolate bar
and make a make a mummy chao appear and making me have to say this really long sentence.IT BROKE YOUR SHIELD!
chao:NO!!!!
*arrows blast on ship and it explodes sending chao into space*
chao: K.O!
DH:aww... i feel less anger for my father mephil-
SHADE:who?!?
DH:errr...um shadow??
*goes to chao barely alive in space*
*ntk appears*
chao:wh-who are yu-you?*coughs*
NTK: im NTK! im a friend of djay32!
chao:o-oh,,h-he t-t-told me abo-about you *spits out a littlee blood and the blood flies in to space never to be seen again*
NTK: I decided if you were killed there would be no more super villain errr...super hero? whatever.
so im just gonna tele port you into the hero garden!
chao:can you heal me?
NTK:sure
*snaps fingers*
*chao teleports into the hro garden completely healed*
chao:thank you NTK I shall remember your kind act
*warphole appears*
NTK'S VOICE:I forgot to tell you,tell anybody about what I did and i'll cut you half
bye!
*warphole disappears*
chao: *gulp* I sure don't want to get on his bad side
*back in the dark garden*
shade:good job DH!
dark: now i can sing my song!I know a farmer,who looked after a farm
shade and DH:run away bad singer on the loose!*both run away*
dark:do I really sing that bad? OH,well
I know a..........
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