Shade: So, this is my scrapbook. It chronicles a total of twenty missions.... the twenty missions that I went through as a Field Marshal (Commander) in the Dark Army. This was WAY back then. After the twentieth mission.... I retired. Sure, I occasionally fought Chao afterwards, but.... I sticked mostly to the Dark Garden. ...actually, if you wanna know what I did after I retired, hit the effing back button.
Shade: I digress. I had an awesome fleet back then. Dark-Hawk, the first of my army. He was the magician. Phantom, the legless guy who was cool and stuff. Chaosky, the other guy who was cool. Shadow Bonic, the Chaos chao who helped me a lot. Quartz, the idiot who dies a lot. Arrow, the newer guy who was also cool. Some guy called Shocker who joined very late. Flame, who also joined very late. Honey, the great girl who was... I dunno, cool. Jessica, Chaosky's partner who was cool, too, I guess. Solar, the guy who could bite ANYTHING. Ade, the guy who also was pretty cool, I guess. There were others, too, but I CAN'T REMEMBER EVERYONE.
Shade: So, here's your Table of Contents.
Starting the Army
Shade: These missions involve me entering the field of war, and meeting Dark-Hawk. Really simple stuff.
The Crazy Saga (While Somewhat Soggy) Begins Mission 1; Meet Dark-Hawk
Slamma Jamma Fighting League Losers! Mission 2; Tournament troubles
Home Improvement-- Dark Garden Edition Mission 3; X-Nauts
Father 1: Is That Truly Metal? Mission 4; Nothing happens
The Glory Days
Shade: Ah, the glory days... I finally get a real army, filled with loyal soldiers. Things are really crazy here.
Father 2: What's Dark-Hawk's Father? Mission 5; The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway kills Metal Sonic
Accepting Phantom, Killing Quartz Intermission 1; Meet Phantom and Quartz
The Government is Watching Us! Mission 6; Training the new recruits
Army 1: Desert Trauma Mission 7; Their first REAL mission
Army 2: Alt and F4 Mission 8; ROBOTS!!!
Fan Service
Shade: After defeating the robots, we're knocked out, and Dark-Hawk leads us. For a couple more missions, I don't know what's going on.
The Dream World Mission 9; Unconscious, and led by Dark-Hawk
Have You Met Roid? Intermission 2; Tie-Breaker for the next mission
The Chao Mesa Incident Mission 10; Their second REAL mission
Honey, I Shrunk the Chao! Mission 11; Tiny, and led by Quartz
Eye of My "Grrrr" Face Intermission 3; Meet Arrow
A Normal Karate Tournament..... or IS it? Mission 12; CRAZY tournament, and led by Shadow Bonic
Hi-Def
Shade: Oh, and then we get a plasma-screen TV. That TV causes WAY too many problems, but it makes stuff look so cool!
Television 1: Television is Not Meant for Chao Mission 13; Shade signs an offer he can only regret
Television 2: This is a War-Like Event! Mission 14; Getting the TV back
Return of the Government! Mission 15; Kidnapped by GUN!
Tequila Mockingbird Mission 16; Suing Sony!
One Last Mission
Shade: I suppose it's time I told you of the final four missions on which my army went... of what they consisted, and why I sent them to these bizaare places. It's time I told you... of my army's.... one last mission.
Darkness Mission 17; Evil forces at work...
Quelle Horreur! Mission 18; Le supermarche est tres terrifique!
Dark Days Ahead Mission 19; Evil forces ruining the races...
Seperation Mission 20; THE mission 20.