(Note: Before this, tons of even WEIRDER stuff happened.)

[several Neutral chao sign up for the army]
[there's a green one named "Shadow," and... that's it]

Dark Chao Role-Playing Game Mission 7: Desert Trauma

[the game begins in the therapy room, Shadow (THE Shadow, not the chao) is giving Shade therapy]
Shade: I just don't get it. I'm the ruler of a dark army, and yet... I don't feel anything cool! I mean, all my recruits just finished training!
Sh: It seems like you need some Emo-style remedies. Repeat after me. I don't feel special.
Shade: I don't feel special.
Sh: I like going to therapy.
Shade: I like going to therapy.
Sh: I will give Shadow all my money, and Rouge's phone number.
Shade: I will-- what?
Sh: Uh... I meant, I will do thirty jumping jacks since Shadow knows that's what to do.
Shade: (repeats, then does the excercise) Hey, I feel much better! Thanks, shrink!
Sh: Don't mention it. Here's my bill.
Shade: You're charging me MONEY? I'm a CHAO!
Sh: Just money... it's nothing special.
Shade: FORGET IT! I'm not paying you!
[Shadow kicks Shade out]
Shade: I need to give my men a talk.
[later]
Shade: Soldiers, TEN-HUT! About face! Do you see that? That big mountain? That is what we want. We want to CONQUER that mountain. In order to conquer it, we must head to the desert and battle the temple guard! You heard me! About face! You know your orders, soldiers! GO AND BEAT THAT GUARD!



Okay, you know your mission. Why's Shade doing this? He wants to feel more powerful. So, conquer it for Shade's sake, okay? IT'S ALL UP TO YOU! I mean, I won't help with the story AT ALL until the end. Here's the rules:

You can't just go to the Temple willy-nilly! Take at least three posts exploring the desert.

In the temple, you can't just GO to the guard and kill him! You must spend at least one post exploring the temple, one post solving a puzzle, and then AT LEAST two posts fighting the boss!

..ALL OF YOU, I mean. You EACH must take care of yourselves!
Here are your supplies (each):

A bottle of water (ONLY USE ONCE)
A water canteen (ONCE)
A shovel (INFINITE)
A certain gun depending on what group you're in (FOUR TIMES).

Your gun: If in Shady Shooters, you will get a Shade JUST for this mission! (a Shade is an alien turret from Halo)

Navy: One blow. (cannon)

Air Force: Electaw. (electric thing)

GET GOING, soldiers! 


Flamesonicchao's Quest:
 
I finally got that devil chao and can build the chaos garden for the dark chaos
as for the ban.... .....I accidently stole from a shop. 

S.Bonic: A.Chao, go spy on the heroes and I will go through the desert, seeing as we're technically already liquid, I don't need water but I'll take it anyway just in case.

Several hours later...

S.Bonic:*huff* *puff* I think I might need 2 gallons of water...WHAO!
Sand creatures:you must stop in your path because we will destroy you
S.Bonic:NEVER
sand creatures:I don't think so
(S.Bonic attempts to attacks and they knock him down)
sand creatures:you can never defeat us! ha ha ha-huh?
? ? ?:You leave my father alone
S.Bonic:could it be, my son Sonic the devil chao with stats of

Swim:B
Fly:C
Run:S
Power:B
Stamina:A

S.Bonic:No way! Sonic, get out of here, they'll send you back, it'd be best to run now.
Sonic:No! I will not run away I will-
sand creatures:I SUMMON...

This is the part where you decide what they sommon

#1.Sand monster
#2.Sand demon
or
#3.Sand devil 

Since they're all the same thing, time to continue...

Sand Creatures:(with eyes closed) WITH OUR SAND DEMON WE WILL- where did they go
S.Bonic:(running at full speed) It's a good thing their eyes were shut, Right?
Sonic:*huff*Yea, sure, whatever you say*puff*since we are running why not we have some of that*huff*good looking water*puff*
S.Bonic:We only have one, get on my back!
Sonic:Why?
S.Bonic:Just get on
(Sonic turns and looks behind S.Bonic while on his back)
Sand creatures:YOU DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD GET AWAY DID YOU?
S.Bonic:Sonic, use your Chaos Blasts to take that thing down!
Sonic:Why can't we do this while standing still.
S.Bonic:2 Reasons
#1.It gets you good balance
and #2.IF WE STOOD STILL WE'D BE EATEN ALIVE!!!!!
Sonic:Good Point
Sand creatures:Stop your babling and stand still
Sonic:WHY ON EARTH DID YOU PICK THIS PATH?!
S.Bonic:It's a desert...WHAT DO YOU THINK, I'm not a pshycic.
Sonic:*sigh*
S.Bonic:JUST SHOOT CHAOS BLASTS AT IT ALREADY!!!!
Sonic:Fine!
sand creature:What are you creating
Sonic:It's what I call a Chaos Balst
S.Bonic:WE DON'T have time to GLOAT, just blast him!
Sonic:Fine...CHAOS...
sand creatures:What is he-
Sonic:BLAST
sand creatures:AAAUUUGGGHHH
(moments later)
S.Bonic:Ready to give up?
sand creature #1:*huff**Puff* ne...ver...
S.Bonic:We killed everyone but you, and you still won't give, fine...
sand creature:What the?
S.Bonic:It's our gun, you can have it
sand creature:OH and you expect me to shoot it at you because it's water...
S.Bonic and Sonic:*snicker*
sand creature:So I will shoot it at my self to get wet so I can- *BANG*
S.Bonic:Wow...These sand creatures sure are stupid
Sonic:Yeah, who would really compete against a chaos chao anyway?
S.Bonic:that's not the reason why
Sonic:Well, we wasted a bullet for-
S.Bonic:halarious comedy!
Sonic:your right, we got guns of our own, oh, and it would help if we walked to that mountian.
S.Bonic:uhhhh....I knew that
Sonic:Riiight. 

Remember: you can't just go to the mountain. It's Temple Guard property! So, you need to go beat the temple guard and, in doing so, earn the property rights! 

(While Walking by)
S.Bonic:Man*huff*It*puff*sure*huff*takes awhile*puff*to get there
Sonic:*sigh*, how can you be tired, cause I'm not
S.Bonic:WHAT DO YOU THINK, I'VE BEEN CARRYING YOU AROUND MOST OF THE TIME*huff*DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO NOT BE TIRED!
Sonic:...n- hey, didn't we pass that cactus just a few minutes ago?
S.Bonic:Who cares, let's just take a break.
(one day later)
S.Bonic:We can only last three days without water
Sonic:And that means we will have to drink half each
S.Bonic:To survive an extra day and a half
(out of nowhere...)
Temple guard:WHERE ARE YOU GOING
S.Bonic:we were sent by shade to get to that mountain
Temple guard:Eh? If it's the mountain you're going to*shf*then you're going to have to get past me, HA!
Sonic:Haven't we had enough fighting long enough.
S.Bonic:Yeah, we have barley any water and-
Temple Guard:If you beat me, there is alot of water at the temple.
S.Bonic and Sonic:WAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!
(several beatings and explosions later)
Temple gaurd:please...no more! I've had enough, just get your dang water!
(this first part is for comedy, it doesn't really happen)
S.Bonic and Sonic:WATER!!!!!!!!
(they drink all the water)
people:HEY, YOU DRANK ALL OUR WATER
people:GET THEM
S.Bonic:uh...lets go...
Sonic:Agreed
(what really happened)
S.Bonic:Well, now that we can get to the mountain
Sonic:AND our water
S.Bonic:We can help Shade feel cool again
Sonic:Don't forget, we can also build the chaos garden
S.Bonic:Right
(some where else in the hero angel)
A.Chao:Okay Shade, nothing funny is going on besides the fact that they keep on talking about this "ultimate weapon"
Shade:Confirmed, I would say "come back to base" but then they'd know you're on my side
A.Chao:Alright, but there is this new chao that just joined the group
Shade:Really? Who is it
A.Chao:They seem to have a chao on their side called "nights" but his back things sticking out of his head are to big to be a nights chao
Shade:Very well then, This may be a prediction but I think that Nightsish chao is their "ultimate weapon" So keep an eye on that chao
A.Chao:Confirmed!

Upcoming news!

The brand new chaos garden is being built at the moment, It will be inhabited by jewel chao and us dark chao on Shade's team.
Until then, see you soon. 

Later in the temple

Sonic:now where are we?
S.Bonic:In the temple, I just can't just help that this is a trap
Sonic:What do you mean! It's just a dumb temp-
(Ground shakes Suddenly)
Temple Guard:You didn't think it was THAT easy to defeat a guard did you?
S.Bonic:not this again
Temple Guard: To make it fair  I will teleport you two somewhere else in this dung- I mean temple
S.Bonic:Noooooo
Temple Guard: I will have my double stalk the devil, and I will stalk you chaos chao
Some where in the temple

Sonic:owww, my head! Huh, a little puzzle, hah! They didn't call me the puzzle master for nothing
(several Hours Later)
Sonic:Man, I am done.
*door rises*
Sonic:A MIRROR?!
/mirror/ Sonic:A mirror? heh heh heh, this ain't no ordinary mirror...This on TAKES YOU ALIVE!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!

in the desert

S.Bonic:How did I end up here!
Illussions:Ha, we will take form of your previous 2 lives
S.Bonic:That means-
Illusion 2:Yes, that means I can go super
S.Bonic: But you don't know how to USE it! Chaos BOMB
Illusion 2:AUUUGHHH!
Illusion 1:BROTHER! You will PAY!
S.Bonic: I'd like to see you try
(one battle later)
S.Bonic:that took all my energy out, that chaos bo- zzzzzzzzzzzzz

In the center of the temple

Temple Guard:Tell us, WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR!
S.Bonic and Sonic:WHY SHOULD WE TELL YOU?!
Temple Guard:Because it could get....Messy!
S.Bonic:OUR GUN?!
Temple Guard:Yes...But it's my gun now
S.Bonic:I geuss I'll have to do this
Sonic:NO! then you'll
S.Bonic:I know...  ...But atleast you'll live
S.Bonic:CHAOS
S.Bonic:DEA-
Sonic:*Throws emerald to S.Bonic's hand*
S.Bonic:TH!
*SHING*
S.Bonic:Hey! I'm alive! But-
Sonic: I always carry a Chaos Emerald around you know?
S.Bonic:Whatever, let's just get the heck OUT of here
Sonic:I agree, the sooner the better

(much Much MUCH Later)

S.Bonic:We...We...We made it
Sonic:Shade, we did it, we made it to the mountians, now what do we do? 

S.Bonic:Where are we
Sonic:I don't know, but I thought we already had beaten the Gaurd.
S.Bonic:I geuss not, since we are in a mountian that JUSTHappens to be an Illusion
Sonic:I geuss
(cameo)Nights(Chao):Guys, get down
*beee-ewwwwwww*
S.Bonic:What was THAT?!
Nights:you didn't finish off that guard...he's still HERE
S.Bonic and Sonic:WHAT?!
Temple Guard:HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA! Now it is time for my FINAL form!
*transformers transforming noise*
Demon Guard:I will take down you for you winning your previous encounters with me
*beeeee-ewwwwww*
Nights:Ha
*be-ewwww*ching**ching*Weeee-ewwwww*
Demon Guard:AUGH! I'll take you down first chaos chao
*flash*
Sonic:S.BONIC!!!!!!!!
Nights:Don't worry about him...He's...Gone to a better place
Sonic:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ch ch ch chhhh*
(naruto music)
*pheeeee-wwwwww*
Super Sonic: How DARE you kill my Father
Demon Guard:HA!, do you really think that affects me I- What?!
Super Sonic:From the Firey pits of the demons, I use my Demonic Chaos Bomb
Demon Guard:What?!
Super Sonic:To blow your BUTT down TO the DEMONS!
Demon Guard:HA... Take this
*peee-ewww*
Super Sonic:Agh
Nights:Don't lose focus, we'll get through this
Super Sonic:HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA uh...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Demon Guard:NO! IMPOSSIBLE!
Super Sonic:TAKE THIS
*peeee-eeewwww*
Super Sonic:HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...uh... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Neuclear*
Temple Guard:Okay, you...ugh...beat me...WE WILL MEET AGAIN!
Su- Sonic:Yea, and don't mess with us
Nights:Well, I'll be going...see ya
Su- Sonic:Bye...I will use the rest of my energy to bring S.Bonic Back....errrggggg!
Sonic:I didn't work?

To be Continued...

Did S.Bonic Die, or did he Survive, find out Next time 

But, can you defeat the carpet crawlers? That's right! Before you heal yourself, your *pals* discover that many scorpions fall through the walls into the chamber.

Scorpion: Youuuu cannot esssscape!


Sonic:Darn! I'm all by myself, what will I do
*Sonic looks around*
Sonic:Hey! A Bommerang
Scorpions:Whaaaaat dooo you thiiiink a booomeraaaang wiiiiill doooo?
Sonic:This bomerang will slice all your heads
Scorpions:thaaaat will doooo nothing becauuuuse there are to many of us
Sonic:I geuss...NOT
*throws boomerang and the scorpions deflect it*
Sonic:DRAT! This is almost pointless, there is no way I can win this one
Scorpions:Yessssss...But there isssss no essscape from here anywaaaaaay
Sonic:This Sucks! I geuss I'll just have to fight them off
*Kick* *punch*
Scorpions:The only way you can caaaaan defeat ussss isss to hit ooouuur eyes
Sonic:Hey!That's an Exelent Idea
Scorpions:Ratssss! But you'll never get to hit our eyesssss anyway
*Sonic Runs around and twists their tails in a knot*
Scorpions:Ratsssss, you tricked ussssss!
Sonic:that's right
*A couple hits in the eyes later*
Scorpions:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Sonic:I'll see you later...or maybe...NEVER, HA!
Sonic:well, I don't know how to get out so I'll have to dig!


Labyrinth Zone

(ever played Sonic 1, imagine that music)

Sonic:WOW! I didn't know this place even existed, which means it will be difficult to get through here
Robot:What are you doing here? this is an restricted area, please evacuate imeadeitly
Sonic:But this is my only way out
Robot:I geuss you'll have to get through us!
Sonic:You and what army?
*Robot looks around*
Robot:uh... RETREAT!
*many hours later*
Sonic:Wow! This was easier than I thout
Multiple HUGE robots:GET OUT OF HERE!
Sonic:NO WAY! I need through here
huge robots:THEN WE'LL ELIMINATE YOU!
Sonic:How MANY bosses do I have to fight in one day!?
huge robots:I don't know! I'll have to check
Sonic:Now is my chance to escape
huge robots:AH! you will have to fight- HEY! where did he go?!
Sonic:to much fighting, I need another Break. And yet I am STILL in here for another 5 miles til I'm out of here. Now's the time to rest!
Sonic:z...z...z...z...z...z...z...z...z...z...

To be Continued

Where is S.Bonic? We STILL don't know wether he is dead or alive
in other news, the chaos garden is almost complete
And another Question, where did NIGHTS go?
Find out next episode, or season...who knows...who cares? 

Sonic 1 Labarynth Zone Music

Sonic:z...z...*KABOOM* AUGH! I'm awake
Robots:Where are you?
Sonic: Oh crap, I set up a tent, and that sucks!
Robots:I found you!

BOSS BATTLE
Sonic 1 boss battle

Sonic Robots
HP 500 HP 10,000
MP 500 MP 10,000

Sonic: Speed attack
Robots -100 HP
Robots:Homing Missle
Sonic -250 Hp
Sonic:HEAL!
Sonic +250 HP
Robot:OMEGA BLAST
Sonic -499 HP

SONIC the hedgehog his world

Robots:IT'S OVER
? ? ?:No It Isn't!
Sonic:Huh?
*jumps down*
S.Bonic:I'm Baaack!
Sonic:Yes!

Sonic S.Bonic Robots
HP 1 Hp 1,000 HP 9,900
MP 500 MP 1,000 MP 10,000

S.Bonic: Omega HEAL
Sonic +499
Sonic:EARTHQUAKE!
Robots -900
Robots: Ultra Blast
sonic and S.Bonic -250 Hp
S.Bonic:Ultra Bomb
robots -1,000
Sonic: Electric Bomerang
Robots -500
Robots: KILLER MOVE
Sonic and S.Bonic -500
Sonic: I'm out
S.Bonic:Heal 2
Sonic:I'm Back +500
Sonic: Heal
S.Bonic +500
Robots:EARTHQUAKE!
S.Bonic and Sonic -250
S.Bonic:Hyper Beam
Robots -5,000 (critical hit)
Sonic:Earthquake
Robots -250
Robots: KILLER MOVE
S.Bonic and Sonic -500
Sonic:I'm Down
S.Bonic:Chaos BOMB
Robots -rest of health
S.Bonic:We did it!

(Back to Sonic 1 Labyrinth Zone)

S.Bonic:We need to get out of here
Sonic:Where were you any way?
S.Bonic:Well....

(flash back...Green Hill Music)

S.Bonic:Where am I?
*looks around*
S.Bonic:Hey look, A village!
*walks to citizen*
S.Bonic:Hello. Have you seen a Dark/Devil chao Around here
Citizen:I've seen this chao while looking into the sewers

(End Flash Back...and music)

Sonic:Then I geuss we'll have to climb out of here
S.Bonic:I geuss so
*they Climb out*
(Back to Sonic 1 Green Hill zone music)
S.Bonic:Thank you! 
Citizen:No problem 
*after a couple mile later*
Sonic:  What was that about
S.Bonic:Ever hear of politeness
Sonic:Whatever...  ...

*they reach the mountian*

S.Bonic(speaking into walkie talkie): Okay, Shade, we need more people to come here like you said so I will set camp untill some more people come
Sonic:S.Bonic,Go get some fire wood to start the fire
S.Bonic:Whatever 

Me: Hi, um, 2 of my Chao want to joi--
Jessica: My name's Jessica and I'm a dark/normal/swim Chao and YES that's different from a dark/swim because the tips of my hands, feet, and head are ORANGE, not red, and my head is shaped funny. My stat grades are C,B,A,B,S and according to the Health Center hobo-doctor guy, I'm healthy.
Chaosky: SHUT UP! I'm still better than you!
Jessica: No you're not.
Chaosky: YES I AM AND YOU KNOW IT!
Jessica: Whatever...
Chaosky: Hi, I'm Chaosky and I'm a normal baby hero Chao. I would be alot better if mLe hadn't screwed my chances of becoming an Angel Chao.
Me: OH COME ON! You could've at least told me not to give you any chaos drives!
Chaosky: And you could've at least known not to!
Me: Grrr...
Chaosky: Anyway, I've transformed 3 times and I think I've died once from shortened naps and force-feeding.
Me: You can stop anytime now...
Chaosky: My stat grades are B,B,C,B,A and I'm a pretty good all around Chao. And I'm hungry because mLe won't give me any animals or chaos drives.
Me: DO YOU WANT TO BE A SUPER CHAOS CHAO OR NOT!? And I AM giving you fruits you know!
Chaosky: Excuses, excuses.
Jessica: Anyway, I'm ready for most anything you make us do for any stupid or logical reason.
Chaosky: Yeah, me too. 

Ready, eh? Then, do what I ordered the others to do-- the Desert mission! Here's a recap:

You're on your own for this mission. Spend at least two posts exploring the desert.

Spend at least one post exploring the desert temple, one post solving a puzzle, and one post fighting the boss. When you're done, we can finally move on. 


okay but you'll have to get me started 

You want the mission started? K then.

[the Dark Chao dropship (I dunno) drops you off in the desert]
Shade: I got you as close as I can to the temple! You're on your own from now on! GOOD LUCK!


PaperMasterEX's Quest:

Never got the chance. Such a shame.



mLe's Quest:

Chaosky: Why can't you just drop us off at the temple!?
Shade: Because I feel like it!
Chaosky: ...Wait...what?
[Shade leaves Chaosky and Jessica there in the desert, looking at the Temple on the horizon]
Jessica: Well, this might take a while.
Chaosky: Yeah, let's go.
[They walk for about 5 minutes and find themselves in the shadow of the temple]
Chaosky: That was ENDLESS.
Jessica: You have a problem with walking?
Chaosky: Well...umm...er...look! The entrance!
[A large sign with blinking lights that says 'Entrance' on it with an arrow pointing to a doorway is in front of them]
Jessica: That's helpful...too helpful...
Chaosky: Who cares? Come on!
[He walks up and takes one step into the temple entrance and alarms buzz]
Jessica: It says here *points to sign* that you have to disable the security system or whatever.
Chaosky: You could've told me before I set off the alarms.
Jessica: Yeah, but I didn't feel like it.
Chaosky: So where's the security system?
Jessica: Don't you read?
[She points in the direction of a smaller, light-up arrow that points to a little white box]
Chaosky: Is this going to involve cutting wires?
Jessica: Stop asking me questions! Just read the stupid sign!

Sign: 1. Disable the security system.
[box] <----
2. Yes, you have to cut wires.
3. If you're reading this, you're a monkey.
4. Cut the blue wire.
5. Eat a banana, you monkey.

Chaosky: I find the monkey part insulting.
[Chaosky eats a banana that seems to come out of nowhere and then they cut the blue wire, then cut all the other wires for fun]
Jessica: Okay, let's go before something blows up.
Chaosky: Agreed.
[They run into the temple, barely avoiding the explosion but got caved in]
Chaosky: Oh, great.
Jessica: Whatever. Our quest is to...what is our quest again?
Chaosky: I don't even know, but I'm pretty sure it involves getting through this temple.
[A few minutes of wandering blindly later, they realize that it's pitch black]
Jessica: Light the torch.
Chaosky: But I don't have a tor--
Jessica; LIGHT THE TORCH!!!
[Chaosky lights small animals on fire]
Jessica: I said torch not animals.
Chaosky: Fine, then you light the torch.
Jessica: What torc-- oh...
[They continue down a hallway with flaming animals as their only light source]
[A large room opens up in front of them]
Jessica: What's this?
[Jessica holds up a small, shiny object]
Chaosky: It's shiny...
[Chaosky's pupils widen at the object's shininess]
Jessica: Hmm...yes, it's quite shiny...but...it also looks...PLASTIC! WHAT A RIP OFF!!!
[She throws the plastic thing at a wall and the doors slam shut]
Chaosky: Look what you do. Why'd you even come?
Jessica: Well, let's see, it was YOUR idea to join before this quest was over!
Chaosky: CHICKEN!
Jessica: YO MAMA!
Chaosky: Touche.
Jessica: We have to get out of this room.
Chaosky: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
[Jessica grits her teeth]
Jessica: Okay, HOW do we get out of here?
Chaosky: Let's see, first let's light some more animals so we can see and eventually eat.
[They do that]
Jessica: Now what?
Chaosky: I don't know, I was just hungry.
Jessica: Maybe we should check what's in here then.
[Chaosky looks behind and in some pots and finds some string and sticks. Jessica looks in the cracks of the walls and finds a paper clip and some petrified gum. The both scream for help and kick and pound on the walls where the doors had been.]
Chaosky: What are we gonna do with string, sticks, a paper clip, and old gum?
Jessica: Solve a puzzle?
Chaosky: No, we're going to SOLVE A PUZZLE!!!
Jessica: You're an idiot.
Chaosky: No you.
Jessica: Just, stop. So, what's the puzzle?
Chaosky: We have to find out where it is and then solve it.
Jessica: And the junk we found has to do with it...how?
Chaosky: Don't ask. Just find the puzzle.
[They walk up to the biggest wall and notice a large game board on it]
Jessica: How could we miss that?
Chaosky: Maybe our short attention span and our lack of observation?
Jessica: Yeah, I guess... So what is it?
Chaosky: Looks like a matching game--
Jessica: Well that's lame.
Chaosky: OF DOOM!!!
Jessica: Wow, it's original too. And again, what does the junk have to do with it?
Chaosky: Really, I'm not sure.
Jessica: YOU SAID IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT!
Chaosky: Well, it MIGHT. Here, you start the game, while I watch from waaaaaayyyyy back there behind those pots.
Jessica: Oh no you don't. You're going to help me figure this out.
[Jessica catches Chaosky right before he runs away and accidentally slams him into the game wall]
*Game start. To listen to the instructions, slam Chaosky into the wall again. To start the game, wait for the tone.
[Jessica slams Chaosky into the wall again]
*How to play. You are too short to reach all the squares, so in order to choose a box, simply throw the junk you found at it. To hear the instructions again, slam Chaosky into the wall. To start the game, wait for the tone.
[Jessica gets ready to slam Chaosky into the wall again but he breaks free and then makes a "told you so" face as the tone sounds]
Jessica: Crap. Which one should we choose?
Chaosky: Number...13!
Jessica: WHAT? Everyone knows that number is unlucky!
Chaosky: Not always! Come on!
[Jessica throws a piece of gum at box 13 and a picture of fireballs shows up]
Jessica: Now which one?
Chaosky: Umm...50!
Jessica: There's only 26 squares.
Chaosky: Fine. 26 then.
[She throws the paper clip and hits 26 smack dab in the middle and another picture of fireballs show up]
Chaosky: YAY! A MATCH!
Jessica: No, it's fireballs...Man, I have a bad feeling about this.
[The two squares light up then disappear and a shower of fireballs come out of the empty spaces. They manage to dodge them all.]
Jessica: *huff* This time... *puff* I'm choosing... *huff* the boxes...
[They continue getting matches with things like, arrows, rocks, shards of sharp objects, Michel Jackson music, and various other things to torture them]
Chaosky: OH. MY. HERO CHAOS. One more left!
Jessica: This is easy! ...too easy...
[Chaosky finishes the puzzle before Jessica can stop him]
*Congradulations! You may leave now...If you can!
[Maniacal laughter]
Jessica: Uh-oh. Now you've done it.
Chaosky: ME!? All I did was solve the puzzle to, oh I don't know, SAVE OUR LIVES!!!
Jessica: Or put them in more danger!
[The door opens to reveal an army of robots slightly larger than themselves]
Chaosky: Eep.
Jessica: Weenie.
Chaosky: Oh, yeah? I bet I can take on more than you.
Jessica: I bet NOT!
[They fight them all off within seconds and have equal piles of broken robots but are fighting over who killed more]
Jessica: I so won!
Chaosky: You so did not!
Jessica: YOUR FACE!
Chaosky: YOUR MOM!
[THWUMP!]
Jessica: Eep.
Chaosky: Weenie.
Jessica: Shut up. Don't mock me.
[THWUMP!!]
Both: EEP!
[A ginormous, metal foot crashes through the wall]
Chaosky: A...foot?
[The rest of the robot comes through the wall, revealing itself to be Metal Super Chaos Chao!]
Chaosky: ...Crap.
Jessica: QUICK! THE DOORS ARE STILL OPEN!
[They run out into the hallway which they realize is closing in]
Jessica: Is he still following us?
Chaosky: I'm not looking back to check! I'm running for my life here! You do it!
Jessica: NO!! My life is in jeporididy too! Come on, I see a light ahead!
Chaosky: A LIGHT!? ARE WE DYING!?!?
Jessica: I don't think so! I think we're living!
[They run out into the open then rub their eyes to get used to the light]
Chaosky: Whew, that was close.
Jessica: No freaking duh. 
[Metal Super Chaos Chao comes crashing out of the temple...pyramid....thing]
MSCC: HA! You think you can get away from me that easily?
Jessica: Actually, we were hoping we would.
MSCC: Well TOO BAD.
[Boss theme starts playing]
Chaosky: OH CRAP.

Chaosky HP = 5000

Jessica HP = 6000

Chaosky: HEY! How come you have more HP than me?
Jessica: Cuz I'm better than you.
[Chaosky's eye twitches]

MSCC HP = 11000

Both: OH HERO CHAOS!
Jessica: Well, I guess it's safe to say that this sucks. Chaosky! Use this shovel!
Chaosky: WE HAD A SHOVEL!?!?
Jessica: Sure, why not.
Chaosky: I choose you Shovel!
Jessica: This isn't Pokemon!
Chaosky: Aww...OK...
[The actual battle starts]

Chaosky whams the shovel on MSCC's head.
MSCC HP = 10000
Chaosky: Wow...
Jessica uses her awesome karate skills on MSCC.
MSCC HP = 9900
Jessica: WHAT!? A SHOVEL does more damage than my SKILLZ!?
MSCC shoots Jessica with Dirty Laundry!
Jessica: Dirty Laundry? What is dirty laundry gonna d-- OH MY GOD! I can't breathe! Did I just inhale UNDERWEAR? *cough* *choke*
Jessica HP = 5600
Jessica: LAUNDRY does more damage than my skillz!?
MSCC: HA! NEVER underestimate the power of laundry!
Chaosky uses shovel again.
MSCC HP = 8900
Chaosky: Yay! ^_^
Jessica plays Michel Jackson music.
MSCC HP = 4000
Jessica: TAKE THAT!
MSCC: OH MY HERO CHAOS!!
Chaosky: Coooooooooooll.....
MSCC sings karaoke at Chaosky.
Chaosky HP = 4100
Chaosky: Ouch. NOT COOL MAN!
Chaosky makes a bad pun.
MSCC HP = 3300
MSCC: HOLY CRAP! THAT PUN HURT MY HP!
Chaosky: Guess I didn't know my own strength.
Chaosky HP = 4000
Chaosky: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?
Jessica gives MSCC homework.
MSCC HP = 3000
MSCC: THIS IS SO CRUEL!
MSCC grounds Jessica for giving him homework!
Jessica HP = 5000
Chaosky gets out a gun and--
Jessica: We don't have a gun.
Chaosky: But...but we had a shovel.
Jessica: Yeah, but we don't have a gun.
MSCC: SHUT UP! Jessica you shouldn't be talking! You're grounded!
Jessica: BITE ME!
Chaosky bites MSCC.
MSCC HP = 2500
Jessica is no longer grounded and then gives MSCC a detention for grounding her and not turning in his homework on time!
MSCC HP = 1500
MSCC: I don't find this fair...
Jessica: So what! Life isn't fair!
MSCC uses Final Blaster on Chaosky.
Chaosky HP = 1
Chaosky: Owie...
Chaosky uses heal!
Chaosky HP = 1000
Jessica kicks MSCC
MSCC HP = 1000
Jessica: Even THAT had more effect than my skillz! What the H-E double toothpicks!
Chaosky: Ooooooooooooooooohhh...
MSCC grounds Jessica from one of her turns.
Jessica: WHAT!?!?
Jessica HP = 4000
Jessica: WHAT!?!?!?
MSCC: No talking! You're grounded, remember.
Jesssica: Grr...I'm gonna give you something to remember!
Chaosky uses his awesome karate skillz.
MSCC HP = 999
Chaosky: WHAT? My skills are worse than JESSICA'S!? Come ON!
Jessica: HAHA!
Chaosky: Shut up. You're grounded, remember.
Jessica: You're gonna get it after this.
MSCC shoots Chaosky once with a gun.
Chaosky HP = 500
Chaosky: Oh, yeah, he gets a gun.
Chaosky uses heal.
Chaosky HP = 1499
Jessica is un-grounded and gives MSCC something to remember.
MSCC HP = 0
MSCC: OH MY HERO CHAOS!!! What did you do!?!?
Jessica: I gave you something to remember. Duh.
[MSCC blows up into many pieces and the boss music stops playing.]
Chaosky: Whew.
[Jessica slaps Chaosky.]
Chaosky: What was that for!?
Jessica: I told you that you were gonna get it, remember?
Chaosky: Yeah, yeah. Let's get out of here.
Jessica: And that would be...how?
Chaosky: We could--
Jessica: Make a dune buggy out of the broken pieces of MSCC?
Chaosky: I was gonna say that we could make a dune buggy out of the broken pieces of MSCC but I like your idea better.
[They gather pieces that look like they go to a dune buggy and then put it together to make a dune buggy...thing...]
Jessica: OK, you drive.
Chaosky: Drive? I can't drive! We don't even live long enough to turn 16 and get our license. Unless, of course, we suddenly became Super Chaos Chao...
Jessica: Shut up! I'll drive. You're such a weenie.
Chaosky: Nuh-uh!
Jessica: Uh-huh!
Chaosky: YOUR FACE!
Jessica: YO MAMA!
[They drive off in their awesome dune buggy and when they get back, Jessica takes the dune buggy to the Dark Garden, which Shade may look into later]

Me: 3 in 1! What do you think?
Jessica: I think it's long.
Me: I DIDN'T ask for your opinion you know!
Jessica: I DON'T care!


[Shade is in the therapy room]
Shade: So, doc, my army just got me that mountain, but I'm still not feeling BIG, y'know?
Shadow: I know what you need. You need TO PAY ME!
Shade: Shut up and give me a REAL treatment, okay?
Shadow: Fine. Give me your cell phone for a minute...
Shade: Why?
Shadow: I know what I'm doing.
[he gives him his cell phone, and he presses some buttons]
Shadow: Hmm... so that's what her number is. She told me she changed it.
[Shadow closes the phone and gives it back]
Shade: Well?
Shadow: Rouge told me she changed her number, but apparently, she DIDN'T! She lied to me!
Shade: Calm down and give me my treatment! NOW!
Shadow: Ah, but yelling at me makes you feel big, no?
Shade: Uh... yeah.
Shadow: So, you got your treatment.
Shade: Wow! Thanks, shrink!
Shadow: Now, about my pay...
[Shade kicks Shadow out]

END!