Dark Chao Role-Playing Game Mission 12: A Normal Karate Tournament....or IS it?

SB: as you might have overheard, There is a cha karate tournament, no here are the rules I read from the instruction and thi is what they are
1. No magic moves
2. No 1-hit KO moves, just a normal fist to fist fight
3. It doesn't matter where you are, you could fight anyone, including your own people
4. No poofing anvils on people, or poofing anything unless its popcorn and drinks and you're in the audience
5. No floating in any kind
6. No special attacks

Shadow: That seems easy enough
Silver: Well, I geuss that means that anyone can fight anyone
Sonic: And any chao can fight anyone, and it says here that the first battle is between....
Shade V.S. Tail
SB: And we all know who os going to win, and remember Tail, you can't fly 


Shade: WELCOME, Arrow! Always glad to gain a new member of the Dark Force!
Dark: Lord Shade, I have a question.
Shade: Yes?
Dark: Why hasn't anyone been promoted for a while?
Shade: Um... uh... well, it's hard to keep track of all this! I mean, perhaps I should try keeping a notepad with all the ranks and everything in them, but I'm not THAT.... not-lazy! Y'know what? Uh... let's just revamp this whole 'promotion' thing.

First, search through this topic, and look for your last rank. Arrow, you're a Private. Now, for every episode you participate in, when it is over, you will go up a rank. Simply put, if you don't participate, or post in this episode, then you won't go up a rank when it's over. Also, you must PARTICIPATE. Don't just post saying "There, I'm in. Now up-rank me!" You must make your post RELEVANT to the mission!

Now, for the rank list, here's the Military ranks. (PS: I'm getting tired of the 'Shady Shooters,' 'Dark Commonwealth,' and the other one. So, just go by THIS ONE rank list.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_rank#See_also The ONE list you must go by is the one in the middle. If you were part of a different list previously, look at what's equivalent of it on the lists. In layman's terms: Look at the rank right next to it.

Now that that's over, back to my move.

[Shade jumps into the air and does a Matrix-style kick, but Tail moves out of the way]
Shade: Grr...
[Shade punches him]


Silver: Oh, and don't kill them, It'd be dire consequences for us all!
Shadow: While those two knuckleheads fight, let's see who battle next....
Sonic: Oh....oh dear....Light Hawk(LH) And Dark Hawk(DH) Are going to fight after Shade is done....ooh...that's bad... 

Arrow: thank you lord *bows* I shall be the strongest of your army, and who shall i fight? *looks at the chart* 


Silver: Since you just joined, they're still trying to add you in, and LH and DH are still going next to fight
SB: You will be fighting Dark, Arrow 


Arrow: ok *kicks the punchbag into the mountain and poofs up a drink* Ill be waiting 

Heh, I forgot I'm technically Tail. Okay, here's the tourney, in HD, exclusively on Chao News!

CNG: Hello, and welcome to Chao News, Chao Garden's #2 news report! I'm your host, Chao News Guy!

Word is going on about a special underground Brawl tournament taking place in the Chaos Garden (I'm assuming since Shadow Bonic's hosting). At first thought to be about the upcoming computer/video game for Microsoft's PlayStation Wii (hey, if other news reports get to say stuff like this, why not me?), it has been revealed that it is simply a Chao Karate tournament. We have the exclusive coverage. Let's go to the tourney. Chao News Guy?

[cut to the fight]
[footsteps approaching; CNG runs in holding a microphone]
CNG: Thanks, Chao News Guy. Right now is the first round, where we are sure Shade from the Dark Garden, and Tail from the Hero Garden, are fighting. My bets are on Shade. Seriously... the Field Marshal of a huge army versus a newborn Hero baby? It's obvious who will win. We have reason to believe that absolutely NO killing will be going on here, making me sure I will not die.
[Shade kicks Tail, making him fall out of the ring and on to CNG, who is badly injured]
CNG: Good news...... I did not die...
[whistle blows; Shade jumps towards Tail, holding a chainsaw]
[the second before he hits Tail, the camera fades out, and back to SB]

Flame, it's all yours. I do believe Shade DID win.


SB: Yes....well...That was rather...unexpected from a Drak chao  But the next Battle is between the two most unexpected people to fight....Light Hawk v.s. Dark Hawk
This will be a very....Interesting battle eh Silver?
Silver: It is as read that these two chao had a graduation at the same time and their owner/friend could NOT go to both their graduations
Shadow: I'm sure that Light Hack will be a ticked off, yes....holding a horrible grudge during this tournament? That's definite, well back to you SB
SB: Ah yes, Thank you for that full scale interveiw, while we are sitting in the crowd as we await the next fight
Sonic: ALRIGHT! I HAVE GOTTEN THE POPCORN AND DRINKS!
all but Sonic: ...
Sonic: What....I missied something didn't I?
SB: Yes ou did Sonic....Yes you did.... 

Arrow: *laughing at dead tail* This is good entertainment right here *eats popcorn* 

SB: Well, as we can see...they're not here, so let's move on into the next battle....ARROW v.s. DARK....
*SB looks at a suspicious looking figure* 

Sweet.

[Dark climbs into the ring, holding some popcorn]
Dark: AWWIGHT! NOW I'M GUNNA MASH THESE POPCORN KERNELS INTO YOUR BRAINS!!!!!!!
SB: Dark? Uh... Arrow's THAT way.
Dark: What? *turns around* Who moved my victim?
Arrow: You were saying, oh 'great' and 'mighty-strong' Dark?
Dark: I WAS SAYING... uh.... wait, what WAS I saying?
[Arrow slaps Dark]
Dark: O YEA! I WUZ SAYIN', I'MMA GUNNA MASH THESE POPCORN KERNELS... INTO YO PIE-HOLES! *looks at empty hand* ...wait... my popcorn! AAHH! Oh, wait, it's in THIS hand. ...wait.... *looks at other empty hand* ....NO, IT ISN'T!
[Dark sees Arrow holding the popcorn]
Arrow: Hmm... what flavor is this?
Dark: It's, uh... it's butter.
Arrow: Really? Oh, I like butter. *munch-- HACK, SPIT* EW! THAT'S NOT BUTTER!
Dark: Doesn't butter come from a whale?
Arrow: *tosses popcorn at Dark* That's DISGUSTING!
Dark: Eh, it's a love-or-hate thing. And I hate those who hate it! *tough pose* You wanna apologize for dissing my favorite flavor?
Arrow: *tough pose* No. You wanna apologize for poisoning my taste buds?
Dark: Poisoning your-- I'M GONNA KILL YOU! *charges forward*
[Arrow dodges]
[Dark turns around and punches Arrow hard in the jaw]
Arrow: P-tooey! Ew, a tooth came out!
Dark: But... Chao don't HAVE teeth.
Arrow: EXACTLY!
Both: GROSS!

Zane, your turn.


sorry i was gone

Arrow: *rapid spin punch*
Dark: *goes flying* Wheeee! *hits the floor* ow
Arrow: bet that hurt >=P and i got more *kicks up a piece of concrete* OW! *throws it at Dark*
Dark: HOLY-*ducks and it catches his dot* YOULL PAY FOR THAT! *dashes toward him and spin kicks him*
Arrow: lol  *kicks also* *BOOOM*
...
Arrow: @_@ whoa! im dizzy...
Dark: @_@ Whale...butter...popcorn please mommy

(LOL 2x pwnage)


SB:Woah...., I thought this was supposed to be a normal match 

Arrow: *trips and pushes dark out of the ring* ow...wait yay

the deadly ring out! yeah i went here  

So, Flame, you're the one who decides what match is next. Go ahead.

Shade: Man, Dark, you just got OWNED out there!
Dark: Ugh... I have failed you, my master....
Shade: *gasp* DARK! You could never fail me. What I like in you is the fact that you never give up without a fight, and THAT'S what being a Dark chao's all about!
Dark: Ruh... really?
Shade: Hell, no! Now get your lazy butt off the ground, wipe that blood off your mouth, and stop being such a wuss!
Dark: Y-yes, sir!

Arrow: =P Sir, i shall fly around for awhile until the next match starts 

SB:It seems the next match is between......ME AND SHADE?!!?!??!
um...Shade, yea...are you sure you didn't mind the fact that your "Lemonade" is actually my Urine? so...um....let's go! 

Shade: Shadow Bonic, you're a chaos chao, and I'm not-- .....I mean, yeah, you'd BETTER be scared! HI-YAAAHHH!!!
[Shade smacks SB right on the nose]
SB: Chao don't have noses!
[sorry-- Shade smacks SB right on the nose AREA]
SB: That's better. --OWWWW!!!! 


Arrow: Lol pwned 

TJ (Me): Indeed little pain in the rear-end

Arrow: *hits him with a bat he found under his seat*

TJ: AAAAAAAH! My skuuuuul *dead yo*

(THIS POST IS IRRELIVANT TO THE FIGHT!) 

*SB shakes his head*
SB:I'm surprised you're not weakened...
Shade: Huh
SB:....that Lemonade you had....that was my URINE
Shade:OH.....WHAT!!?!!?!?REALLY!?!?!?!!?
*Shade's spitting*
SB: HA HA! Tricked you!
*SB Kicks Shade in the private parts*
SB: How'd ya like that! 

CHAO DON'T HAVE PRIVATES SO NYAH!

[Shade rapidly punches Shadow Bonic, then finishes with a twirling kick]
Shade: HAI-DO-KEN! 

DH: [wakes up] ahh... I hate it when I pass out. whats going on?
[sees Shade and SB fighting]
DH:cool.
[sits back and watches] 

Arrow: You missed your match DH

SB:Oh yeah....you really did drink my urine...
Shade:AAAUUUUGGGGHHH
SB:Uppercut
*becomes a giant*
SB:SPECIAL SMASH DOWN
-BOOOOOOM-
Shade:aaaa-uugghh-.....
SB:I really don't want to do this but...
SB:Amnesia BEAM!!!
Shade:.....who an I? 

(a chao named "Shocker" joins)

SB:Shade already went into the tournament and fought.....and just a reminder....at this point, I decide who fights who........
SILVER(Chao) V.S. SHOCKER
Silver:Alright...I can do this, let's go!
*Silver does a powerful uppercut and sends shocker flying*
Silver:You can't match my speed... 

Shocker: Electric burst.
Fills the room with electricity.
Silver:Ha you have just fulfilled my energy.
Silver knocked out of circle.
Silver: You didn't. Gets up enters with revenge in eyes.
Silver:Gives fifteen spiral uppercuts.
Omochao falls.
Shocker: grabs omochao
Shocker: I have a shield. Your attacks won't hurt. MUAHAHAHA

^You gotta actually fight! Make it Comedic! >( 

Arrow: CHEAP KO INCOMING! *Saves Silver* Now do it right Shocker! 

SB: WHOOPS! I left for a while, sorry for ditc- I mean going somewhere...now...continue

Silver:HEY!!! the rules state no ultimate Attacks...oh, and while you were waiting for me to finish, I tied you to a chair that you can never escape no matter what and the show on a TV is...CHAO BARNEY!!!!!!
DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Silver: And after that is on for 30 minutes, CHAO TELLYTUBIES IS NEXT.....FOR...AN HOUR
DUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN 
ABRUPT END!!!


(BONUS! EPILOGUE)

Is anyone Here Anymore? 


Yeah, I was wondering the EXACT same thing.

Really, everyone, things will get better around Mission 20! I swear! In fact, Mission 20 will be the LAST mission! 


SB: Alright, this is taking TOO long...Al Chos...bring it On!

This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny, Good Guys Bad Guys and Explosions, as far as the eye can see, and only one will survive I wonder who it will be?

....The rest saw the Better
SB in a blood stained sweater

SB: do weneed to continue this stupid tournament, I already Knocked out Everyone...20th Mission! 


Twentieth mission? I doubt it. But, if you want, I can make this next one the final mission. This next one, which should be...

Episode/Mission 13!

Do you want us to FINALLY get to the conclusion of this Pre-DCA saga? 'Cause, for one thing, if this goes on any longer, it'll be archived under "dead." And, I'd rather have it FINISHED than dead. 


SB: NO WAY!!! I don't want this to be the last Mission, I will take my best Honor into making this an Alive Role-Play Mission!!!!
Silver: There's been too many Chao Who Joined who Care for This
A. Chao: And I still haven't gotten into the True Conclusion of my Saga
Sonic: And When did this need to die, It can't die! It's too cool
???: And there is One More Chao that Needs to join!
*All Look at this new Chao*
Flame: I'm the New Chao Joining, my Basic Color Is Red with Yellow Tips, I'm a Sonic Chao with The Ability to Go Super Whenever I need to, but It makes Me Unconscious for 5 Posts, so I'm all good and Ready.
My Stats are as Follows
Run: A
Swim: C
Fly: A
Stamina: S
Power: B
Intelligence: B
Luck: S
Flame: And I'm also going to help make this Alive Too!

Me: Also, If Required, I will Take Every Single Important Character (Not Shocker) That Has Been in The Story For at Least 2 Missions so I can Continue This, I want to make it all the Way to Episode 20, It's like one of those Things where the Series Cuts Off In the Middle of the Stor-





Me: Sorry, I was Cut Off Mid-Sentence, It took the TV a while to come back on for the Credits  


I'm sorry I keep missing mout guys but my life has been complicated 

also I wanted remake friends with Djay because he rocks. also if the series is ending... what about a personel Rp with just us?


Press Release Info of things right now:

- DCRPG is just the prequel to DCA. I'm thinking of making a DCRPG2: Insert Subtitle Here sometime after DCRPG ends.

- Yeah, 20 missions sounds good. So, let's go ahead and stick with that.

- PaperBowser, we never became not friends. You've been sticking around since I first took DCA to Chao Talk.

- Flame, Why Are You Capitalizing Every Word?

- All right. All right. Let me just... take a step back, take a deep breath, and try to use my super DJ powers to figure out what's going on. Let's see... there's only one person left I THINK who hasn't made their own mission, and that's mLe. Still, for some reason, I doubt she's gonna be here soon enough for this to happen, so.... let's forget that. So, having fans make their own missions didn't turn out the way I expected them to.

So.... SEE YOU NEXT MISSION!