Dark Chao Adventures Episode 6: Chao In Space 2 part 1: Who, what, where, how, and the white house! [Invader Zim theme playing, for those of you that have no idea, Dark Garden theme playing] D.C.A. REMASTERED! [text flowing across screen reading stuff like: Dark, Chao, and DUCK! Where? SMASH!] Dark Chao Adventures..... More Comedy! More story, more Chapters! MORE CHAO! The addition of Chaos Chao.... AND the All-new Rebel Chao. Chapter 1: A New Student The story begins in the White House [real world].... Prez: [playing with soldier figurines, voicing for a soldier] Oh, no! Help me, mommy! [voicing soldier's mom] No, you must fight by yourself! [as soldier] No, MOMMY! NO! [congress guys walk in] CongressGuy#1: Um.... sir? Prez: [looks up, to notice the congress guys] Oh, hehe, I was just, uh.... plan...ning.... the, uh... battle plans! Yeah, that's it. CG1: For what war? Prez: I'm practicing. CG1: Oh. Well, we found this alien in Area 52, lurking around. Prez: Area 52? Wha happened to 51? [note: He is meant to say "what" without the "t"] CG2: Don't you remember? You, um.... bombed it last week while looking for your blanket? Prez: HEY! Blanket's name is BLANKIE! And, Area 51 was in the way! CG1: Moving on, this alien says his name is 'Zim'. He says he's an Irken. Prez: I love that show! CG1: Do you want to see him? Prez: No, I want to send him to a school somewhere... I know! Send him to that.... choa.... school! CG2: They're called "chao", sir. Prez: Whatever! Just send him there! CG1: Right away, sir. [meanwhile, at CPAK...] Tails: Okay, class, I've just been informed on a new student! He's not a chao, [to himself] that's good... [normally] but, he's a nice kid! Shade: WHY isn't he a chao? Tails: Um..... the president said so. Class: Ohhhhhh! [Enter Zim] Zim: Hello, everyone. I am a normal Earth bean! Speedy: What's a 'Earth Bean?' Tails: I think he means, Earth 'child'. Zim: Yes, yes, that's what I am! And I promise, I'll be all of your new friends! Me: [I am the Narrator] So... will Zim be able to be their friends? Find out right now! Tails: Zim, take a seat. [Zim sits down between Shade, and Tail.] Tails: Why doesn't everyone take their time to become Zim's new friend? Random chao: Zim, are you an alien? [Zim glares at the chao who said that, and the chao resembles Dib, from Invader Zim.] Zim: No, I am a normal Earth creature! Do not be silly! Dib-chao: Well, I'm Dextoidtronertyollmanistkidfindalontypantalopenerdsropefromwonkahurtsmyteethsoba dthatonceibrokemyteethandiwenttothedentistandthedentisthurtmyteethandyouareanali enyaknowishallproveittoeveryonewearenowarchenemieszim! But, just call me Chad! Zim: O........kay, Chad, I'm not an alien. Tails: Okay, that's enough meeting for today, let's start learning! Chapter 2: The Real World [After school that day....] Zim: So, Shade, what is this 'Dark army', again? Shade: Well, it's an army of Dark chao that's powerful enough to overthrow the entire school! I'm planning to destroy the school so we don't go there anymore! Zim: [to himself] This army may be able to help me conquer the Earth.... [normally] So, Shade, can I, uh... go to this 'Dark Army'? Shade: Sure! C'mon, I'll take you there! [in the Dark Garden, on the island across the lava lake] Shade: Right here! Zim: A tombstone!? Shade: No, silly! There's a secret combination on this tombstone, hang on.... 30328...... there! [Tombstone moves aside, revealing a cave] Zim: WOW. So, the army's in here? Shade: Yep. [Shade and Zim go inside the cave, and arrive at a large supercomputer] Shade: Behold, the Dark-army-ofyer 9000! It commands Dark chao, AND Dark matter! Zim: [to himself] Excellent.... [normally] Shade, what if I told you there was another world out there, 10, no, 50x bigger than the Chao World? Shade: Then, I'd think you're crazy! Zim: No, it's true! And.... I own it! [you know he doesn't] Shade: NO. WAY. YOU own a huge planet!? Zim: Yep, and I'll give it to you if you give me this machine! Shade: You've got a deal! Zim: And, listen, since I'm generous, I'll let you keep your Dark Chao! Shade: WOW! DEAL!!!! How do I get to this other world? Zim: Just give me a few days, and I'll teleport you there! Shade: Deal. [to himself] Oh boyoboyoboyoboy! [later that day....] Dark: Hey, Shade, why are you so happy? Shade: Because we now own a giant planet! Dark: !!!!!! Did "Operation Slam Chao So Much That He Throws Up An Alternate Universe And You Get To Keep The Biggest One Oboyoboyoboyoboyoboy" work? Shade: Nope, Zim gave it to me! Dark: Wow. Chapter 3: Metal Sonic's Poker Buddy Shade: Today's the day! Better get my Dark Chao ready for the announcement! [meanwhile] Zim: Today's the day! Better signal Gir so that he's ready for my big announcement! [meanwhile, again] Tails: Today's the day I teach the chao about the real world! Me: [remember, I'm the narrator] Ooh! What's gonna happen? Who's gonna do what? Why am I asking you all of these questions? [later that day, at CPAK] Tails: Okay, class, today, we're learning about the Real World! Dark: You mean, this world isn't real!? Tails: No, Dark, I mean, Earth! Y'know, where Zim's from! Dark: Ohhhhhhh. [this part's pretty boring, so let's just skip to after school] Shade: So, Zim, how do I get to this other world? Zim: Gather all of your Dark Chao first. Shade: Right! Gotcha! [later, in the Dark Garden] [Shade is standing in front of a large crowd of Dark, and Baby Dark chao. Zim is next to Shade] Shade: Alright, everyone! We're gonna get to go to the Real World! Crowd: (cheers) Shade: Zim, would you like to do the honor? Zim: My pleasure. [Zim presses a button on his watch-thingie. All of the chao get teleported to Earth] [a Dark chao runs into the garden] Dark chao: What'd I miss? Zim: What the-- where were you? Dark chao: I was in the bathroom. Zim: (groans) [Zim teleports the dark chao to Earth] [meanwhile, in CPAK] Tails: (singing) Gradin' papers, gradin' papi`eres! [dark figure enters the room, who looks like Tails, but with red eyes] Tails: May I help you? ???: Yes, I was created by Doctor Robotnik to eliminate you. (to himself) But mostly to be Metal Sonic's poker buddy.... Tails: WHAT!? Who are you? Meta Tails? ???: No, I am half-organism, half-dark matter. I am Dark Tails. [DT is a black Tails, who can fly longer] Tails: Okay, like a chinese guy once said..... WE MUST KUNG-FU FIGHT! DT: My pleasure.... wait, hold on... [pulls out cell phone, dials number] Yeah? MS? We may need to delay our poker game this Thursday.... MS: [on other line] WHAT!? If we do, after the game, I shall kill you! DT: (scoffs) Fine, we won't delay it. [hangs up, puts cell phone away] [Tails punches DT] DT: Oof! Why you little... [DT kicks Tails continuisly] Tails: Oof! I, OW, give, YOW, up! OOOOWWWWW!!!! DT: Will you join our poker game? Tails: Yeah, sure, why not? DT: Will you agree to die slowly after the game? Tails: S-s-sure.... DT: Then, your surrender is accepted. [kicks Tails slightly] Tails: Oof.... DT: Just remember, Thursday, 9 P.M, Stardust Speedway Zone Act 2, the giant Eggman building, be there! Or be dead.... [DT leaves] Tails: THAT was painful. [meanwhile, on Earth] Chapter 4: The Other Challenge [the chao are on the little planet, Zim must've sent 'em to the wrong planet... ] Shade: Whoa.... everything's all.... non chao-y. Dark: It's spooky... [note: They are in Quartz Quadrant Zone, Act 3, Bad Future] Eggman's voice: So, the chao army arrived, huh? [sarcasticly] Ooh, I'm so scared! Shade: We w-w-weren't sent to get you, Eggman. Eggman: That's Mr. Robotnik to you, chao. Dark: W-what's going on, Mr. Robotnik? Eggman: Don't worry, DORK, I'm just going to eliminate you in the least lethal way possible! Shadow(chao): Shade? Why don't we change Shade Jr. befowe(before) dying? Shade: Good idea-- Shadow, change him. Shadow: What!? But I don't wanna! Shade: DO IT. I'll handle Egg-butt. Dark: How are you gonna do it, Shade? Shade: I watched Sonic do it all the time! It's easy! [Eggman is revealed inside the same machine he was in Green Hill Zone Act 3] Shade: You have got to be kidding me. [Shade defeats Eggman the way Sonic does.] Eggman: NOOOOOOO!!!!! Grr... meet me in Stardust Speedway Zone Act 2, the Eggman building, on Thursday, 9PM! We'll finish this.... [Eggman flies away in his Egg-o-matic] Me: Did he say the exact same time as Metal's poker game? The exact same place? Hehe.... this is gonna be good... Shade: Well, gang, I guess it's up to us to stop Eggman! Chapter 5: Eggman's Plans Are Ruined By His Own Creations [I know, Chap. 4 was short, but it's because I'm running low on 'idea' fuel. Tommorrow, I'll have more, promise! Oh, and Zim's plans are revealed in Ep. 7] Thursday, 9 PM, inside the Eggman building.... [Metal Sonic, Mecha Knux, and the Tails Doll are sitting at a poker table, waiting for DT] MS: What's taking him so long? [DT enters, with Tails tied up] DT: Hey, guys! I'm here! MK: What took you so long? And is that who I think it is? DT: Yep, it's that fox-boy! It's what weighed me down getting here.... TD: Enough talk, time to play poker! MS: How about, whoever wins.... gets.... hmm... what should they get? [wait for it....] [everyone looks at Tails, tied up] Tails: (muffled) What? MS: Whoever wins, gets the fox-boy! Tails: !!! MK: Okay, he looks like a gooooood punching bag! TD: And I could use a dummy to practice my curse skills on! DT: And I just want to kill him! MS: And I need a pathetic mortal as a slave for eternety! Tails: [Eggman barges in, being chased by the chao] Eggman: Now I'm gonna get-- huh? [stops] Metal? MS: You're...... interrupting.... our..... POKER GAME!!!!!! [the chao stop to watch Eggman get pulverized] MK: I'll go for his legs! MS: And I'll handle the rest! [TD and DT close the door and lock it] Eggman: I'm sorry, Metal, I promise, it won't happen next time, and-- MS: There won't be a next time, inferior creator! Eggman: (to himself) Why did I give him strength stronger than humanity combined? [POW BOOM Eggman screams alot CRASH!!!!] [in the end, Eggman is tied up, and bruised alot] MS: Whoever wins this match gets Egghead AND fox-boy! Me: Who will win the poker game? What are Zim's plans? Find out next time on-- MS: Hey, who's saying that? HEY! THERE HE IS! GET THE NARRATOR! HE'LL BE A PRIZE AS WELL! [the poker team goes for me] Me: Find out next time on DC--HEY!!!! [I get tied up] THE END!