Dark Chao Role-Playing Game Volume 3: Fan Service DJay32 here. DCRPG Volume 3, REFURBISHED, is what you are reading. The refurbished edition simply corrects certain errors, and adds more commentary. This is Volume 3, the FAN volume. I call it that because here, I decide to let fans make the story. Didn't end well. ///////////// Hello. This... is Dark Chao Role-Playing Game.... Volume 3. DCRPG Missions 9 through 12, I think. Yeah. This is the FAN VOLUME, you could say. All four fan-made missions, kept safe on this text file. Let's start with Mission 9, made by Neff/PaperBowser/PapermasterEX/WHATEVER. ------ Dark Chao Role-Playing Game Mission 9: The Dream World shade: )wakes up( where are we DH:)just wakes up to( I don't know Dark: )same ^ ( we should wake every one up... *does that* Hmm... ah, whatever. EVERYONE WHO IS PARTICIPATING, READ THIS POST! Episode 9 will be the Dream World, this time with PaperMaster acting as me (the one who assigns the missions), as long as you don't make the episode too long. Episode 10 will be made by Multichao when this one's over. Episode 11- BlackPheonix Episode 12- Flamesonicchao Episode 13- Nights Then, after that, please, no more tricks. I'm gonna go back to being the narrator starting with Episode 14, when we get there. For now, enjoy your temporary reigns as honorary DJs! For now, though, PaperMaster is the DJ. For the rest, look at the chart. Shade: Dark. DARK. DARK! Yo, DORK, wake up! Dark: *yawn* ....what'd I miss? [Dark looks around] Dark: ...and why are we in My Little Pony land? [Shade slaps Dark] Shade: We're NOT. I don't know WHERE we are, though, but c'mon, help us wake everyone up! dh: yawn... just wanna lety you know that this is the dream worl...)falls asleep again( shade: dark wake him up! and why isn't the text capitalized? dark: )shrugs( I'll fix it *5 minutes later* Dark: MuCh BeTtTer... [ChAoSkY wAkEs Up] ChAoSkY: wHaT'd DaRk Do ThIs TiMe? JeSsIcA: uGh... ShUdDuP i'M sLeEpInG... dArK: wAkE uP! cHaOsKy: FiX tHe TeXt FiRsT! dArK: fInE! mAyBe I wIlL! [fIX] cHAOSKY: nOPE. [FIX] JESSICA: DARK!! DO IT RIGHT!!! [Fix] Dark: There...Hey how'd I do that? Shade: You didn't. Dark: Oh, didn't I? Shade: No, I did. Dark: ...Right. Chaosky: Would one of you just tell me where we are!? Shade: Of course! We're...where are we? PH: Dark-Hawk, get us out of here! DH: How? PH: I don't know! Come up with something! Me: Calm down, Phantom! PH: Wha...? Where'd you come from? Me: From behind you. PH: Why are you here? Me: That's a good question. I was playing Sonic and the Secret Rings, wishing that annoying Sharah would shut up, and then found myself here holding my Wii Remote. PH: Wanna leave this place? Me: Yeah. PH: Dark-Hawk, get us out of here! NOW! DH: I cant no one in the dream world can wake us up only people outside can PH: what!?! DH: Augh all this yelling is making me need an asprin *asprin appears out of thin air (omigosh)O.O* chaosky: Oh, crap! DH: water? *poof* DH: WOW! )thinks( *lightbulb* oh yeah now I remember! my mom was former king of DW! she granted me the power to wish for anything I wanted! wow I cant believe I can still do that! Dark: )excited( wow I wish for... 100 rings! *nothing* Dark: huh? Shade: It only works on DH remember dufus!? Dark: oh yeah... *dark falls on text button* Dark: darn et! -aLl tHE chAo-:DaRk!!1! ShAdE: DaRk< PrEsS ThE BuTtOn aGaIn! {dArK dOeS] Shade: Ah, thanks. Dark-Hawk, wish for three pizzas, and for a megaphone! [DH does] DH: Okay, but... why did you want them? [Shade starts eating the pizzas, and Dark reaches for one] Shade: (megaphone) HANDS OFF, MORON! DH: hey, let me try it! i wish for a megaphone! *megaphone appears in his hands* *sneaks up to dark* DH: )megaphone voice( BOOGIDY-BOO!! dark: *jumps up about 10 feet* DH: i forgot to mention that the laws of physics don't apply to this world. watch! *does a triple backflip* PH: Lemme try! [Kicks Dark] Sweet! Even with no legs I can kick stuff! I like it here! Dark: That hurt. PH: Too bad. Me: Dark-Hawk, wish me a TV, a Wii, and a copy of Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games. DH: Yes, Mr. Human. Me: Sweet! Let's stay here! PH: I agree! [Kicks Dark] SWEET! DH: hey who made me say that!? *unwishes all that stuff* say please next time! you: fine. please. DH: okay *poof* okay but seriously we need to get outta here we can only be here for 3 hours until we are in deep sleep time (depe*slepe*tyme) : when one goes into a deep sleep that keeps us from waking up at night for all you rookies out there... after 3 hours the exit in pillow mountains will DISAPPEAR for 5 hours then open again DH: who knows what chao are doing out there! ~outside~ Chao: *just finishing on drawing on shades face* I'm happy now! tail: *finishing phantom and dark-hawk* yeah! knuckle: *finishing chaosky and jessica* yeah! Nights finaly snaps awake. N:Would you all can it I'm trying to sleep! All the chao jump. Dark:Nights we almost forgot about you! N:Ya ya you guys completle forgot about me. Ok we are the land of dreams now what. Shade:I don't know why sould I know. N:Well your the leader you should know. DH:Nights no need to get angery now lets move! Yeah, Dark-Hawk. You're the one who is now assigning the missions for this episode, YOU tell US what to do. HOWEVER: Only I can promote people. In fact, I am promoting EVERYONE for no reason! Whatever your previous rank is (check a few pages back), add a rank! Here is the list of ranks: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparative_military_ranks (Check bottom of page) Okay? So, honorary DJ Dark-Hawk, where do you want us to go? -A chao wearing a hat that has a picture of Dora the Explorer on it- Dora Chao: How will we get to pillow mountains? Who will show us the way? The Map! The Map! -suddenly flips to a screen with the map on it- Map chao: I know the way to Pillow Mountains! ~If there's a place you need to go! I'm the one you need to know! I'm the map! I'm the map! I'm the map! If there's a place ya gotta get! I can get you there I bet! I'm the map! I'm the map! I'm the map! I'M THE MAP!~ Dora Chao need to know how to get to Pillow Mountains. First, you go over the river of happy super fun time, then you go under the giant turtle of Cazoomakoo, then you through the mysterious-- Shade: STOP! PLEASE! Just tell us the way! Map Chao: I am!~ First you go over the river of Happ-- Shade: -falls on knees- Stop, please! GAH! Map Chao:.....Here's a map! -tosses a map- DH: -catches it- Why, thank you. Map Chao: Just make sure ya go through the river of Happy Super Fun Time! =D Shade: You have got to be kidding me.... Map Chao: Nope! Have fun! -BOOMF- *is gone* PH:.....Weird.... DH: Well, it seems we go through the Mysterious Forest of Nightmarish Toes after this. Shade: Nightmarish, what? Toes? WHY?! DH: -shrug- It's the map. We have to follow it. Shade:...Fine. -grunt- [Chaosky screams like a little girl] Jessica: OH. MY. HERO. CHAOS. What's your problem!?!? Chaosky: I'm deathly terrified of...*whispers* toes. Jessica: Yeah, I could tell by the way you SCREAMED in my EAR!!! Chaosky: Oh, right, sorry... Cloud: So we have to go through the... *looks at map* ...Mysterious Forest of Nightmarish Toes? What kind of name is that? [Chaosky screams again] Jessica: Chaosky, shut up. Cloud, when the Dark Garden did you get here? Cloud: I've been here the whole time. Chaosky: Really? Because we never heard you. Cloud: Because I never said anything. Jessica: Whatever. Where's the forest? Shade: Ugh. Why'd you have to ask that? [An arrow shows up and clicks on the forest behind them] Jessica: ...Okay could somebody stop the Dora thing? This is going to make some people eager to injure some other people... [Everyone takes a step back from Jessica] Jessica: What? [The whole group enters the forest while Chaosky points and screams at all the toes] *the nightmarish toes look like there trying to claw the chao in with there nails* DH: okay I have an Idea*wishes for A toe truck* LOL. but seriously I do have an Idea...run! [all the chao run through the forest of nightmarish toes] the toes emerge into two giant feet! [all the chao scream except jessica] jessica: shut up! )roar!!( [feet emerge into a giant!] [all the chao scream again and so does jessica] shade: run for your life! [all the chao run out of the foresst and fall into the river of happy super fun time] (alot of ] &[ huh?) N:Ok Dark Hawk what are we the unimportant chao do? DH:I have no clue? N:Well while you think I'll beat up Dora Chao. Nights walks over to Dora Chao. N:DIE demonic one! DC:Hello do you want to play with me? Nights jumps at her. ¤We now have this important anoncement.¤ Zim:Hello earth worms I the almighty Zim will rule this planet! Gir:Weeeeeee! ¤Back to your thing.¤ Nights slaped her across the face. DC:Owwwwwie! N:That should teach you a lesson. [we all splash] Dark: Help me! I can't swim! Shade: Yes you can. Remember? Dark: NO! [Shade hops up onto Dark and rides him like a surfboard] Shade: Where to next, Dark-Hawk? DH: well for one we should get get outta this river it acts like the fountain of youth and it works on chao or chao that used to live here so im vulnerable! *screams and turns into a baby chao but is still in dark alignment. [hooray!] * shade: lets jump outta here! [all the chao jump outta the river DH crawls out] me: DH speak to me, speak to me! baby DH: *takes paccifire outta mouth* gugh. (im just young not dead...and since when did I have a paccifire?) *throws paccifire behind back and hits dark in the face* Dark: GAHH! me: oh...right -sweatdrop- BDH: Im surprised none of you turned into Baby chao. Baby jessica: speak for yourself. BShade: Lookee here! I have this magical... *slowly, towards Dark-Hawk* POTION...! BDH: Wha? Oh, right. I wish for a magical potion! [they all turn to normal] Shade: Phew. Where to next? DH: All we need Is to climb the 5 mile high Pillow Mountain! Dark: 5 mile? thats high! DH: I know, it sucks. shade: lets go! Shade: *sigh* ...let's start. [Shade grabs Dark, throws him up, and uses a rope attached to him to climb up] [climbs all the way to the top] DH: gahh..so tired SHADE: notices sign that says: escalator. DH: -look to the other side and theres a moving escalator- [all]:@$%$@%#! Shade: Okay, we're here at the top of the Pillow Mountains, isn't this where we wake up? What now? Really, you gotta help us progress, Dark-Hawk. DH: there should be A button that makes you wake up,but here is the thing the button is where you least expect it. every body fan out and see what you can find! [everyone does that... ] )later( PH: I found baseball! jessica: I found a cat! (cat growls and scratches her) OW! shade: I found a check for 2,000,000 rings! w00t! Dark: I found a sweater that buttons up! Q: I found nothing? DH: um... jello? DH: [notices dark's button sweater] hey why is one button red and the rest are green? Dark: -shrugs- DH: hmm... [presses button LOL] |what they here as they pass through the dream portal to the real world|: VOOP-NEEP-BUNCH-OF-NOISES-AND-SOUNDS-KROOP-FLOP-DOOPITY-POO! [<--lol] VVVVVVOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Shade: we are here! )END OF CHAPTER( *end of chapter song on super paper mario plays* -------------- So, that's the first of the four weird missions where ANYTHING goes. Believe me, I didn't WANT there to be any Fan Missions... it's just, at the end of Mission 8, Neff made us all go unconscious, and started his own "Mission 9" thing, so I went with it. TIME FOR THE INTERMISSION! N:Now what do we we do? Me:I have no clue. N:I guess I'll dance. Nights starts dancing to Numa Numa. Me:I'm going to play Chrono Trigger. [Multichao can't think of any ideas, so...] VOTE! Actually, no, I feel like doing a TIE-BREAKER! The participants WILL BE... Mulichao... AAAAAND... KNUCKLE--uh, sorry, I meant NIGHTS! Yes. You two. Ready? Tie-Breaker #2 [Phantom and Nights are both sitting in chairs suspended high in the sky, about 100 feet above the streets of Chao Talk below] Me: Iiiiin this chair, representing "Chao Halo", iiiiit's PHANTOM! [crowd cheers] Me: Aaaand in THIS chair, representing "Chao Half-Life", iiiiit's NIGHTS! [crowd cheers] Me: In this Tie-Breaker, things are going to be a LITTLE different. This time, there are THREE choices! I am also sitting in a chair, and am representing "Chao Sonic 3&K," iiiiiiiit's-a ME, DJAY! [crickets chirp] Me: ...Well, anyway. Here are the rules: - Two of these chairs will fall. - The one person who DOESN'T go bye-bye WINS! - Chair 1 (Phantom), 2 (Nights), or 3 (Me), will be chosen at RANDOM. As soon as they are picked, it'll fall. - However, there is ONE... CATCH. We're gonna play a little betting game. Soon, I'm gonna show a RANDOM video of Metroid Prime 2 multiplayer, and we will all (I won't watch the ending until I post it, to make it fair) bet on who will win. There is a chance that NO ONE will win. However, if you win, you will NOT fall for the first 'round.' Ready? I'm picking a video at random... okay. Orange, silver, green, or blue? I bet blue. Remember, I seriously don't know. (Multichao's Guess) Silver. (DJay's Response) Hey, even if I do win, can I let someone else do it? who's gonna win. Don't worry about it, you already said I was doing it. By 'represent,' I mean, if you win, we do the one you represent. Also, I just watched the match, and am surprised by the results. (mLe's Cameo Appearance for the Tie-Breaker) >_> <_< I'M GONNA VOTE! ORANGE! I don't care if I'm right or wrong or that I wasn't sposed to vote, I just like voting...and being included *sniffle* I represent...THE CRICKET! I mean...umm...one of the Chao. I don't want to single anyone (except DJay >.>) out... (The Dramatic Conclusion) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUsWI388Me4&mode=related&search= Whaddya know? Blue won... I wasn't expecting that. Now, to determine who fell! *drumroll* ...chosen COMPLETELY FROM RANDOM... [Phantom's chair collapses, Phantom falls down, and the Nomble eats him] PHANTOM! That leaves Half-Life and S3K. Another one chosen ABSOLUTELY from random... [my chair falls, I fall, the Nomble eats me] NIGHTS! (cheer) We play Chao Half-Life! (END INTERMISSION) So, I get to make ONE mission in this disc. Innit great? Here's Mission 10. "The Chao Mesa Incident," eh? I do believe this is another of those rare, GOOD ones. I managed to make it last long enough to be somewhat cool. This is the chao's first foray into Half-Life, not to be continued until DCA 602, "When's Half-Time?" -------- Dark Chao Role-Playing Game Mission 10: The Chao Mesa Incident [cut to the Dark Garden, Shade is instructing his army] Shade: So that's how that works. Okay? Dark: Yeah, but what do we DO with it? Shade: Simple. We stand, aim, and release! Feels good, doesn't it? Army: Yeah... [Hero chao come in] Chao: *a-hem*... someone cover the young one's eyes... Shade, WHAT are you doing? Shade: Teaching my minions to pee. Chao: But, we're CHAO. We don't have-- never mind. Listen, I just recieved a letter you may wish to hear about. Shade: *sigh* Okay, everyone, take five. Dark: I don't wanna! This feels good! Shade: *face-palm* Well, HURRY UP before we become the GROSSEST RPG in history! Dark: Hurrying! Shade: K. Chao, what is it? Chao: Here. [Chao gives Shade the letter] Shade: ...!!! Sweet, we get to work at Black Mesa! This is awesome! Chao: But... what IS 'Black Mesa'? [Shade snaps his fingers, and Dark runs to him] Dark: The Black Mesa Research Facility is a fictional military lab in a canyon in Arizona. It is the main playing field for the first-person shooter video game "Half-Life." Chao: ...How did he-- Shade: I trained him. Chao: ..........Well, moving on, How will we get-- [cut to the chao in the BM] Chao: --There? That was fast. Shade: It's dark magic. Dark-Hawk knows it. DH: Right here. Shade: Shut up. Okay, let's go talk to Barney. Chao: Who? Shade: Security guard. [Shade walks up to a badly modelled (bad graphics) security guard] Shade: 'Sup, hotman? Barney: Hey, Shade. The usual? Shade: Yeah, you know. Barney: Okay. Go right in. Chao: 'The usual'? Shade: What? It's not like this is the first time I've been here! [the chao go through and find another security guard behind a desk] Barney: Hey, how's it going, Shade? What'd you come here for? Chao: Say, didn't we just see you out-- Barney: *sigh* I know, I know... every security guard here looks the same. We all go by "Barney." Shade: We recieved a letter telling us to work here. In fact, here's what the letter SPECIFICALLY said... Dark-Hawk is Barney Calhoun. Basically, he's a security guard. You come here EVERY DAY, fix elevators, shoot stuff, fight intergalactic creatures, etc. Phantom is Gordon Freeman (lucky...). You are a scientist working for the Anomylous Materials division of the facility. You will suit up, work on HIGHLY untested and EXTREMELY dangerous missions, and fight giant mutant aliens that look like babies. S.Bonic is another Barney Calhoun. Nights is Dr. Rosenburg. You are a scientist that is highly respected, but is captured by the military a lot. A Barney will have to save you (find you locked in a train car) at least once. Quartz is a scientist. Not highly respected, is eaten by aliens, is used as cannon fodder by Gordon and Barney, and is basically a human skeleton key (opens any door). Chaosky and Jessica will be Doctors Gina Cross and Colette Green. You are basically like Gordon Freeman, but not as good. All you who are Gordon, Barney, or one of the other two like Gordon, you each get tons of guns, a crowbar (these are awesome), and Level C security access. Those who AREN'T... uh... get to run around the whole facility and be shot. Just work for a few posts, doing whatcha want, and eventually I'll assign something. sounds more like im a janitor. O.o PH: Cool! [Watches all the other people run around and get shot while killing various mutant aliens that look like babies] Whew! Fighting these aliens is tough work. I think I'll go to the Level C relaxation lounge. [Phantom goes there and sees leather couches and recliners of various colors, a 32 inch, high-def, flat screen TV, a Windows Vista computer complete with a printer, moniter, keyboard, scanner, internet, tons of food, and a whole bunch of other nice stuff.] PH: AWESOME! I think I'll stay her the whole mission! [lounge explodes] PH:agghhh!! !%#@&*/-(vanquish): surrender[(surrender your weapons!!!) (thats the font wingdings BTW) PH: Um, no. [kills all the mutant aliens] How'd ya like dat?! Ph: Wait, where's Shade? [cut to the Dark Garden, the first-party chao (the ones I made) are relaxing in their gardens] Shade: *sigh* ...Finally, no need to worry about them! Especially since I sent Metal Sonic there, telling him the chao all said he smells like eleven cow poos put together! Ha, this is gonna be fun! [cut to the entrance to Black Mesa] MS: Okay, according to this video showing Half-Life in half an hour, I need to go to the Anomylous Materials and shoot the living hell outta those guys. Got it. (Before this mission begins, you can watch what Metal's watching! Although you don't have to. It's just for fun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTUOn2EUFhk Note: The game's graphics are actually much better. It's just.. YouTube, y'know? Plus, the train scene at the start is actually all in First Person view, they edited it) GO! Nights wakes up on a old dusty floor. N:Ow! My acing head. Where am I? Nights looks around and sees the inside of a train car. N:What the ..... this is not where I went to sleep. I gotta find a way out of here *nights walks over to the door and gets Zapped* N:UGH! *Shakes his hand to get blood flowing and attempts to jump out of the window* N:Ga-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA *Gets shocked and falls onto the floor* N:Uuuuggggghhhh..... *Pulls out his cellphone from his trench coat pocket* N:Hey wait...DANGIT, the signal's being jammed *looks around and sees the Security Jammer* N:Hey! *walks over and ATTEMPTS to punch i, hits a force field...And gets Zapped) N:OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW *pulls out a rubber duck* N:Rubber Doesn't conduct electricity! *throws it* -SQUEAKY- ( the - around the word means -sound effects- ) N:.....Darn.....Oh well, At least I can play the Games I downloaded to my cellphone...DARN, THE BATTERY'S DEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Now I have to wait until some one GETS HERE! *Gets and Idea* N:Hey LOOK, A PLUG...IN THIS ROOM, I may not be able to Call, but I can Text, and A COMPUTER! And I can see camera Security...*girl Screams*...Sorry Lady...'...heh heh...heh......heh......... *waits for someone to save him* N:I'm bored, hey...The floor iss made of sand! I'll play...Crap...I need two players...I'll just wait... -zip zip- computer: P2 has joined noob_man: hello everybody! [Metal breaks through the first security sector] MS: Muh-huh-huh-huh-huh-HUH... hahaha! I gunna git mi summa dat chao chow! MOOHOOHOOHAAHAA! [DH appears in a big metal room with no room or windows] DH: wha-?!? how'd I get in here? get me out of here!!! DH: I'm chlostrophobic!!!!! D: [Metal breaks through the level 2 security] MS: Heh heh heh... only four more security levels to go! Those chao are as good as dead! Doesn't ANYONE notice the rampaging Metal Sonic with a chainsaw and flamethrower slowly making his way through the compound? For this mission, you have a TIME LIMIT. Find out what to do (ONLY I will decide what is correct, so no 'Metal dies the end' stuff, and no ending the episode yourselves this time. THIS TIME, ONLY I MAY END THE EPPY.) and stop Metal! Time left: FOUR DAYS. Each day, Metal will breach another security door. It goes-- 1 (destroyed) 2 (destroyed) 3 A B C Or, at least, that's not REALLY how it goes, but it's how I'm saying it is. Good luck! DH: OH CRAP! I'm in the next level! [starts to run around in panic] (light bulb appears above head) *waves wand and 3 more stories are added* DH: whew. that bought me some time. 1 (destroyed) 2 (destroyed) @ % # 3 A B C *His world starts Playing* SB:It's Time for The Ultimate Speed boost.. Now, what did Flame Sonic Tell me when to use this? *Flash back* Flame Sonic:Shadow Bonic, I am going to teach you a move only speed type Chao(s) can use SB:But won't I be able to use it easily? FS:I hate to break it to you but, This is a Technique only certain Chao can know, like shadow(Chao) SB:Okay, but when I know this Technique, when should I use it? FS:The only time you should use this technique "Ultimate Speed boost" is only when other people's (or Chao(s)) Lives are on the line. SB:Okay... *end Flash Back* SB:I'll get you MS! M.S.:What the... *MS gets Hit in the head* MS:OW! S.Bonic:CHAOS MS:This is rather Repetiteve don't you think SB:MANIPULATION M.S.:WHAT?! *MS starts seeing things that only he can see* *S.Bonic Starts to manipulate Reality* MS:NO, EGGMAN! DON'T DISMANTLE ME! Manipulation Eggman:Oh yes, I should, you're a very bad Robot MS:NOOOOOOOOOOO SB:Chaos BLAST! MS:AUGH! *MS gets out of there for repairs before he explodes* SB:NIGHTS! N:Get me out of here, it's boring SB:Chaos Spear! *The chaos spears break the force field* SB:Let's go! N:Right! Sorry, that's not what to do. But congrats on earning the new move. Keep on trying! [Metal broke through the @ security section] MS: Whoa, where'd these extra three come from? Aw, well, I'll just go HYPER speed! Now you've made him mad. Every day, he'll break through TWO sections! 1 (destroyed) 2 (destroyed) @ (destroyed) % (destroyed) # 3 A B C (you guys) Keep trying new things, and eventually he'll stop and you guys will win the mission! DH: CRAP!CRAP!CRAP! I'm still stuck in level 3 what the heck am I gonna do?!?!?! [starts running around in panic again] DH: I used more than half my mana on that last spell!!! WAHH!!! (accidently runs into the wall which gives him an Idea) DH: I'll poof my way outta here! | poof | DH: I wonder where I am. *checks map* 1 (destroyed) 2 (destroyed) @ (destroyed) % (destroyed) # 3 A B <---here he is! ooh he's probably gonna die. C (you guys) DH: crap. you Could have him come back... Ph: I know! I could plant bombs on the next two doors and make them to where they will explode when he breaks the doors! [Does so] Ph: Now we just wait. And I probably will screw things up. DH: I don't want die alone! [runs around in panic] (stomps) *small holes appear in the floor* DH: hmm... STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP DH: whew maybe this would be better if I had a pick ax. )looks at mana ( DH: yeah! about half of my mana is back! *waves magic wand and pick ax appears in other hand* DH: ahh... much better (starts picking) DH: *falls through floor.* [everyone is staring at DH] barney: what is it? DH: listen theres a giant metal robot thats trying to kill us. [all the humans scream in terror] DH: ignorince is bliss I suppose. (poofs up A bunch of pick axes) DH: everybody grab a pick ax and hit the wall with them. barney: the wall is made for outta big meta stuff no way we can break it! DH: just trust me (sounds impatient) (all the humans shrug and pickup an ax and start hitting the wall) Metal has broken through # and 3! 1 (destroyed) 2 (destroyed) % (destroyed) @ (destroyed) # (destroyed) 3 (destroyed) A B C (you guys) Q: where am I. oh look! a button (presses button) BOOm (all the other chao are blown up but respawn) Q: Payback Good thing that never happened, huh? Nice, BP, you attracted Metal's attention, and he's going through THREE doors a day! You have until tomorrow... (break through) [all the humans and DH cheer and run out] DH: everyone run we're still not safe! barney: duh. DH: I'm just gonna ignore that... [BBBBAAAMMMM!!!!!] DH: oh no meta's almost done with floor 3! [they all run faster] DH: there is a forest ahead! lets hide! barney: DON'T NEED TO TELL ME THAT! [Deep in the forest...] DH: I feel lonely I'll poof up some of my friends. [dark garden] (chao is captured and treated like a slave.) shade: chao more lemonad- *poof* chao: i'm freeeeee!!! FREEEEEE!! *poof* shade: huh? how did I get Here? DH: I poofed you up because I felt lonely Shade: but now you put me in danger! DH: yeah wel- *poof poof poof poof poof* phantom: whuh? I was ruing my desrtroyed lounge! jessica: I fell asleep! Quartz: I was blowing them up! little hawk: I was gardening! ^-^ [all the chao stare at him except DH he just rolls his eyes] lH: what i'm just 3 weeks old! dark: *counting too 1200 and covering his eyes to a tree* 200...201...202...203...204...205 DH: huh? shade: I made him count to 1200. DH: oh. [Metal is REALLY angry, and is now in Sector C] Look out! If nobody discovers the correct thing to do before Metal finds us out in the forest, we're done for! DH: Ive devised parts of the forest in the map. DH:this is a powerful forest so the only way he can tear down the forest is if he has a lighter or a torch map: Sector 1 sector2 sector3 DH: it takes 2 days took set fire to a sector Hey, only I can do that! Besides, when Metal comes out tomorrow, he'll just fly above and use his X-Ray vision to kill us. Moral of this story: STOP STALLING AND TRY SOME THINGS! well no one is giving me ideas and i dont even know what we're trying to do!! Oh. Okay. Listen, just try different ways to STOP Metal, not STALL him. DH: hmmm... I know!! [waves magic wand and a laser gun appears] DH: *points gun at tower* [beep.beep. fire in...3..2..] [BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM] *tower collapses* MS: I destroyed that whole building and the chao arent there! [...1...........BBBBBAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM] )hits metal directly( VOOOS SSHHH *light disappears* *metal appears but his leg fell off* MS: How dare you! Nice, but just because he lost one leg doesn't mean he's gone for good! Poof another one and shoot his head off! DH: his body is still functiona! its heading toward us [gun fires randomly and detaches both arms] shade: wait. how is he gonna kill us if he can't fire his hand lasers at us? DH: good point. MS's Head: thats what you think! [MS's leg grows spikes and it detaches from the body and rockets toward the chao] Dark: *notices string* his leg is also a bomb the spike shards could kill us all! devilish: no duh. DH: how did you get here? D : ive alwas been here [all chao except shade scream in terror] Sorry, this time, I'm NOT bailing you out. [the spikes impact and the chao are all knocked out] MS: Initiate restore.exe! [Metal's arms and legs come back, and he, covered in rust and blood, steps over to us and picks up Shade] MS: Target acquired. Muh huh huh... [Metal limps back to the Stardust Eggman] MISSION FAILED... (but, there are TWO missions to this eppy!) [a few hours later] DH: Ugh... Shade... are you okay? Shade: ... DH: Shade? ...SHADE? [Dark-Hawk gets up and realizes Shade is gone] DH: SHADE!!! [everyone else wakes up, and sees Dark-Hawk crying] Dark: Dark-Hawk, what's wrong? DH: Shade... I couldn't save him... Dark: WHAT!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!? YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE DARK CHAO NAME! [Phantom slaps Dark] Ph: Get ahold of yourself! Our best bet right now would be to return to the Dark Garden and think of a plan! Q: One problem there, Phantom. Ph: Yeah? [camera zoom-out, showing a broken-down old forest] Q: Where IS the Dark Garden? Only Shade knew where Black Mesa was, so... Ph: We're stranded!? In order to complete THIS mission, you have a map. No, DH, you can't use any magic. While you were unconscious, Metal stole your mana (I dunno). In order to get it back, you must accomplish this mission. It would've been easier if you still had Shade. Anyway, here's the map: Rusty old forest (U R HEAR) Regular forest Black Mesa North Exit Black Mesa Expressway Black Mesa South Exit Barren Valley Great Dam More Barren Valley Dark Forest (BOSS) There. For now, focus on finding a way out (try just running) of the broken-down forest, and NOT agonizing on how big this mission will be. you can't steal mana but you can steal my wand! Dark: yay the last level ios named after me!! DH: just shut up... Whatever, I meant you can't just poof your way out of this! Still, you CAN poof objects, just no teleport or BIG changing things. DH: fine I want a milk shake![poof] yum!!!!!! Ph: Well, because my bombs had no apparent affect, we're all pretty much screwed. We need to find our way back to the Dark Garden. [Pulls out a laptop with the map on the screen.] Rusty old forest (U R HEAR) Regular forest Black Mesa North Exit Black Mesa Expressway Black Mesa South Exit Barren Valley Great Dam More Barren Valley Dark Forest (BOSS) Ph: So, I say if we work together, we can make it home and find Shade. AND IF ANYONE MENTIONS "THE POWER OF TEAMWORK" THEY'D BETTER RUN! Chaosky: WE MUST USE THE POWER OF TEAMWORK! [Chaosky runs and outruns everyone no matter what because he is HERO CHAOS!!!] Jessica: Oh you are so going down when we get back. **Anyone can bring Chaosky back at anytime** I don't want to start this part, so someone else do it. Metal has broken through # and 3! 1 (destroyed) 2 (destroyed) % (destroyed) @ (destroyed) # (destroyed) 3 (destroyed) A B C (you guys) SB:Chaos...TIME SB:Chaos...WARP Metal has broken through 1! 1 (destroyed) 2 3 4 5 6 # @ $ % & * ~ A B C D E F (you guys) SB:It's Time to take Metal Down MS:!!!! You know you can't beat me SB:Your going DOWN! *BATTLE INITIATED* Metal Sonic Shadow Bonic HP:999999 HP:1000 MS:You go first S.Bonic:Okay, Chaos Spear MS -999 MS:ULTRA DEFENSE MS DEF +20 SB:Chaos Bomb MS -500 MS:MISSILE LAUNCH SB -500 SB: Chaos Heal SB +1000 MS:DEATH BEAM SB -1499 SB:Ultimate Heal SB +10000 MS:EARTH QUAKE SB:... SB -9999 SB:CHAOS CONTROL MS will be frozen for 5 turns SB: Ultimate Heal Turn 1 SB +10000 SB: Chaos Blast Turn 2 MS -99000 SB: Chaos Death Turn 3 MS -100000 SB: Chaos Ab- MS: Chaos Control BREAK SB: !!! MS: TRANSFORM MS turns into metal Overlord SB: Oh...My...GOSH! MO:HA HA HA HA HA HA MO:DEATH SMASH SB -all but one health SB: Transform *all seven emeralds circle around SB* SB: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*cough**breath*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SSB:*echoed voice (all the time in super)* Your Going down Metal Overlord MO:Oh yeah, I have a power source too...MASTER EMERALD *Master Emerald gives a lot of energy to MO* SMO:*also Echo* This will be a long battle SSB:You bet! Flame Sonic: Djay... This would be a good time to end it... Erm... Silver? Didn't you... read the other posts? I'll start, since Dark's with you guys. [Dark finds a broken skateboard in the woods] Dark: Sweet! See ya, guys! [Dark tries to skate away, but he trips and falls] DH: ...Wanna just wing it? Dark: Yeah, that's... probably a good idea. [the chao start walking, and in a few minutes, are in the next part of the woods] Rusty old forest Regular forest (Here, you are) Subsection: Treetops Black Mesa North Exit Black Mesa Expressway Black Mesa South Exit Barren Valley Great Dam More Barren Valley Dark Forest (BOSS) Your surroundings are: Trees More trees Tree landscape A car-- wait, no, that's another tree A set of trees acting like stairs to the treetops For this part, I will be the one who says whether or not you move on to Black Mesa. Just get as far through the forest as you can, and I will "activate" a "scripted event". Ph: Trees, trees, oh! There's a statue of me! Oh, wait, it's just more trees, a set of trees acting as stairs-- wait, what'd I say?! Come on, guys, were going upstairs! Dark: But there aren't any stairs. [Phantom moves his head so he sees the tree stairs.] Ooooh! DH: Why should we listen to you? Ph: 'Cause Super Sonic's behind me. DH: Nuh-uh! SS: What's up? DH: Okay, we'll listen. Ph: Swell. See ya, Super. SS: I'm outta here! [Jumps through the ground.] Ph: Up them tree stairs! [Everyone's climbing up the tree stairs, and are huffing and puffing.] DH: How *huff* much *huff* longer? *huff* Ph: I think I *huff* see the *huff* top! *huff* Dark: [singing] In his *huff* world. . . *huff* Ph: Were *huff* here! DH: Finally! *huff* Dark: [singing] Runnin' back *huff* again, well *huff* whatch ya *huff* expect. . . *huff* DH: Now *huff* what? The song Dark was singing was His World by Zebrahead. I know, His World. Anyway... [the chao are really tired, but suddenly, they hear laughter] Dark: EEK! A ghost! [down below the trees, they see Metal Sonic lighting a small leaf on fire] MS: Now to skedaddle. [Metal flies away] Rusty old forest Burning Forest (<- DIS IZ U) Black Mesa North Exit Black Mesa Expressway Black Mesa South Exit Barren Valley Great Dam More Barren Valley Dark Forest (BOSS) Now, you guys can make it to Black Mesa yourselves. DH: oh no I don't Wan't to be a frech fry! I haven't even been to france! PH: okay...really bad pun. DH: sorry. Dark: I think we should say sorries later,because meta skedaddeling this way! Chaosky: DUCK!!! PH: since how long have you been here? [they all duck] Duck: *quack* Me: sorry for the bad pun again. ^^; [meta flies by without seeing them] DH: whew! close one huh? [leans back onto nothing and rolls back into the burning forest] jessica: Oh, please don't tell me DH just fell into the burning forest Chaosky: OK! DH didn't just fall into the burning forest! )giggles( jessica: Chaosky! ou already got the one strike! Chaosky: FINE! DH: *floats over in a bubble of magic* I'm okay! [lands on ground] DH: Lets get outta here and Djay I didn't technically teleport so Njah! Good, now you're all in the Black Mesa North Exit. [you're going through the facility when suddenly...] [the doors lock around you, and acid slowly fills the room!] Dark: Head for high ground! Help us, you guys! Uh... here, you each have-- 1 HEV suit 1 SUV suit 2 cans of vanilla spray paint 1 copy of DCA Season 2 (all 4 discs) What are you gonna do? I'm gonna paragraph roleplay for this one! 8D "augh!" yelled DH and accidently knocked one of the vanilla spray paint and the top of the can hits the ground and sprays the paint on the acid and it turns to stone "uhh...I meant to do that?" Dh says. [paragraph role play is a lot shorter...] Good. Now, inside the next room is a HIGH-SPEED RAPID TRANSIT SYSTEM which lets you skip a ton of the stage! Now, you are in the Dark Forest. Rusty old forest Burned Forest Black Mesa North Exit Black Mesa Expressway Black Mesa South Exit Barren Valley Great Dam More Barren Valley Dark Forest (BOSS) (d00d j00 r st00pid if j00 didnt tink j00 wur hear) Notice how it says "Boss." Well, you see the Dark Garden up ahead, and you see Shade in the Dark Garden (he escaped somehow), but a giant tree/robot appeared! It is the.... TROBOT! What will you do? Once he's dead, the next person can start the episode, which would be... Episode 11- BlackPheonix Episode 12- Flamesonicchao Episode 13- Nights So... BlackPheonix. ...if he doesn't make it, uh... mLe, since she's not on there. Even if BP makes it... she'll be after Nights. BUT, if he doesn't make it, he can do number 14. Okay? Okay. GO. SB:I will dtop you! Tbot:No you won't SB:oh yeah? *Shink* Battle enitiated *huuuummmmm* SB Tbot HP:2000 HP:20000 MP:Unlima MP: Unlima SB:you go fist Tbot:certianly! Tree smash down SB: *miss* SB: I use the magic attack Lightning (from Fire emblem) Tbot: *50 Damage* Tbot: Charge up SB:Oh yeah? I use Fire Emblem Tbot: WTF is that Tbot -15000 Health Tbot: Still...charging? SB: Excalibur Tbot:Ultimate defense Tbot *no damage* SB: !?! Tbot: Ultimate STRIKE SB -Loses all Hp SB:I'm...a goner...If only...I had hel- *faint* Well, I can't help you, I'm Dark! And we all know how Dark is. Someone help him and this mission is over! (Trobot explodes from half a month of nothingness) Q:ooookay... BP:huh, wha.. Oh my turn! ok! ------------- Believe it or not, that is the abrupt end to that episode. For the next episode, we have BlackPhoenix, who is really weird. In case you don't know, this next Mission lasts FOREVER. Posts are over month-long intervals, and we're just really bored. ------------- Dark Chao Role-Playing Game Mission 11: Honey, I Shrunk the Chao! Q:(as shrapnel flies from Trobot) I'm suddenly sleepy! (All others give random words of agreement coupled with yawns exept for Honey) H:what do you mean? Im gonna go to school to talk to the cool sea monster guy! All: Okay (she leaves and they fall asleep. Sonic enters) S:Hey, they're all asleep? Oh well, now I can play with Shades weapons! ( he gets into shades secret weapon cabinet by using the key code Dark is a R-Tard) S:What does this do(presses the shrink button on a lazer. It shoots a spreadshot and shrinks all the chao) S: oops ( honey returns ) H:what the?!?! S:uhhh... well, Honey I...shrunk...the chao (all the dark chao and heroes by the way were all together) Chao:Oh no not a scorpian! BP:you must now save yourself or risk being stung. If you are stung in any way you will be out of the mission for two meaningful posts(I will say when you're back)so go kill that scorpian) EPISODE RULES: here they are: 1. You must follow the rules! 2. No poofing anything (no exeptions unless I say so) 3. For every mission you have a new HEV suit, a vanilla ice cream cone, 1 grenade(for all of you to use), a ant(fire), and a dead beetle. 4. These items only refresh when I say so. 5. You can only get crushed if you break the rules and I will crush the criminal so none of those posts. 6. Lastly, no posts such as This is just to save (insert name here) so hi. VIOLATERS OF RULES WILL BE CRUSHED TO DEATH! The first (other than Dark) to post after this wins a mystery prize! Shade kicks the scorpion, it falls] [the others make admiring remarks] Shade: What? I didn't kill it; Dark farted right when I kicked it. Are you mad? I'd die against that thing! [the others make disgusted remarks] (a black phoenix flys trhough the sky and drops a heart container) BP:Good job shade Shade: it's a... heart BP:(swoops down, takes the container and drops something) S: an XBOX 360!!! (starts playing Halo 3) Dark: Halo 1 was better! (Shade shoots him with a AK-47 muttering something about Snowbound sucking) Quartz: It wasn't me! (the fire ant eats him) D: (while dieing) haha! (dies but some how respawns) S: Hey B.P. this ain't Sven Co-op Me: I didn't want him dead or he couldn't fart on you. D: HEY!!! (farts)shut up... Ok...HEY LOOK Honey is running in a panic and each of you have to post within three days or you will be crushed to death (you will respawn (ONCE!!! ) but will lose opportunity to do anything for 3 posts) DH: who cares about farts just let me play halo3....this game sucks I'm poofing up viva pinata! [pfffff..shhhhh] DH: hey what happened!?! my wand my poor wand! (starts crying) [5 sec. later] DH: oh well (tosses wand over shoulder and hits dark in the face) Dark: hey! DH: shut up. Dark: okay. Please make DH possesed by a monster! I ask if I can poof up stuff while i'm EVIL EVIL but not like health containers and stuff I'm talking about maces,swords,swords,and other mid-evil weopons PLEEEEEEASE?? Fine but only for 4 boss battle fight posts. Quartz: Hey uh, buddy... Me:yes you can be possesed in a different me controled episode Q: THX Ok, DH is safe but as the first to escape he flew off for trying to poof without asking but met up with a bit of mephiles' blood from their last fight. It has possesed him and he is your new fight. He is allowed to poof weapons and you cannot do something like (chao): Ultima strike of pure power and pain and crap! DH:aaaauggghhh! (chao): oh yeah! This is considered against the rules and if you get crushed (and can't repawn) you will be found in the near (but not too near) future! (first to defeat well gets a prize!) Chaosky: Ultima strike of pure power and pain and cra-- Jessica: Can't do it. Chy: Well why not? J: Cuz BP said so. Chy: Fine. You wanna go first? J: Yeah sure whatever. I use... kick. Chy: ... >_> J: What? DH: -100 Both: O.O [Shade jumps really high, and does a super-duper hokey-pokey smack into DH's jaw] Shade: Boo-YAAAAHHH! Eat THAT! DH: Shade, I thought we were pals... Shade: We WERE, but then you joined the DARK side... DH: But, uh... you're the master of the Dark side. Shade: Yeah, CHAO Dark side, but you joined BP's side, and recently, he's been... kinda... a... donkey. DH: You think so, too? Shade: Yeah. Don't take it personally, BP, this is Shade speaking. And remember-- Shade thinks that being strict and/or disobeying his utterly dark rule is "being a donkey." Q: you may have killedDH but now you must deal with me because BP is my best friend! S: (sarcasticly) oh no! Q: sorry pal but (unplugs the XBOX) S: nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! (Shade faints for 2 posts) me: thx Quartz ( hi five ) Phoenix: For Destroying a boss so quickly you win the fun of seeing Quarrtz be taken off to a secret location of pain! S: ( gets back up ) COOL!! Q: NOT COOL!!!! ( he is taken to the Phoenix's nest where he is infuse with some poenix don and becomes...) Q: I...AM... D,P.Q!!!!!!!!! ( Dark Phoenix Quartz ) YOU MUST NOW LEAVE QUARTZ OUT OF MOST OF EVERYTHING NOW BECAUSE HE IS PHEONIXIZED. HE IS NOW REPLACING THE PHOENIX ( He needs a break too! ) HE IS ALSO NOW SWOOPING AT ONE OF YOU BUT IS GOING TOO FAST TO TELL WHO. WE WILL HAVE A WEAKEST LINK/SURVIVOR STYLE VOTE BY P.M.-ING ME WITH YOUR VOTE ON WHO SHOULD BE SACRIFICED. ( I won't tell you what happens to them! ) YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF! A TIE WILL BE RESULTED BY MY CHOICE! LET'S VOTE! Since you didn't p.m. me I choose... MDH: augh get away from me! DPQ: Die Mephiles! (flies through[yes without slicing] MPH) DPQ: drinks the Mephiles blood) I sacrifice my powers! (transforms back to Quartz) DH: What a crappy way to de-posess me. I couldve just eaten a laxitive and... Q: Just go with it!!! Now you must explore your environmet on top of your TANK! Sorry thats fire ant! You will have to go at least 4 exploration posts and use teamwork in 2 "village" building posts to move on. NO MOVING THE STORY ALONG TO THE NEXT PART BUT ME!!!!!!!!! [Cut to everyone sitting on the ant] Dark: Giddyup! Chy: No, no, no. Like this; Mush! J: (to Shade) We're not going anywhere soon, are we? [Shade runs over to Dark and Chaosky] Shade: You're doing it all wrong! *ahem* Yip yip! J: (facepalm) I feel like I'm running a daycare... That wasn't an exploration post, it was just a post geting ready for the exploration post. I dunno. I felt random and I wanted to do one that was more DJay-funny... *Bonic Gets up* SB:What the heck happened... Silver(chao):AND WHY DOES IT SMELL SO BAD Shadow9chao):I don't smell anything SB:Okay...Well, um...don't we have any mission we're supposed be on...do we? Shadow:Of course not Moth- *SLAPPED* SB:This site is user friendly Shadow:Ah Da- *HAMMERED* SB:THIS PLACE IS USER FRIENDLY DA- *Knocked out* Silver:...If HE is user friendly...why did he almost curse... *SB Gets up* SB:I THOUGHT ABOUT A MISSION!!!! Silver:...in a um....second? SB:YEA!!!So...here's what I've heard, there are these rabitts Silver:rabbits...? SB:...ya....why do you ask? Silver:A RABBIT WILL DO NOTHING!!! SB:Oh ya? then why does that rabit have 100,000 gold over there? Silver:...HOLY CRAP, RABITS ARE EVIL, AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Silver isa no longer there* SB:We sure did fool him huh? eh Shadow? Shadow:...what are you talking about SB:Aren't you..uh...in the rabbit suit? Shadow:...if that wasn't me...then it must be... 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SB:SHUT UP!!! Okay, after a long time, I spoke with BP and we discussed this whole thing. He said I can continue, but only if I do it 'in the spirit that I (BP) have done it.' So, I will try, (you can ask BP himself and he'll tell you this is true) Uh... lesseee..... recap, recap......... hmm... I see. So, we're exploring and trying to build a village? Uh... I've-a got it! Let's split up for this one. Shade: Chaosky, you'll help me gather the proper tools to build everything for the village! We'll need 5 gallons of water, eighty logs, and some superglue. Chsky: Why not just get one regular log? It'll be big enough, compared to us. Shade: I see.... so we'll need ONE log, ONE PINT of water, and BARELY ANY superglue! Let's go! Shade: Shadow Bonic, you'll have to team up with Phantom to chart a map of this place. Ph: Wait... aren't we in the Dark Garden? Shade: Yeah, why? Ph: We already know everything here! Shade: Wrong-- by 'chart a map,' I meant 'chart where every resource is on a map.' It has nothing to do with ACTUALLY charting a map. SB: Wait, so we gotta do what? Ph: I think he wants us to go around, listing any possible dangers or helpful things we can find onto a map. SB: Ah. Shade: Once Chaosky and I are done gathering the building supplies, I'll need Dark-Hawk to work with either me or Quartz, depending on who's here. You two will have to use the supplies we have, plus any magic you have, to build a village. DH: So... some residential districts, a hallway of citizential meetings, and a Kroger? Qz: No, some houses, a town hall, and a Wal-Mart. Shade: You're BOTH wrong-- I want what Dark-Hawk said, except with a Tesco. Shade: Once we're done with all this, we'll have the foundation we need to research a vaccine for this horrible fate that BlackPheonix has thrust upon ourselves! [some confused remarks] Chsky: He said we need to slave our butts off so we can use smoke and mirrors to make us big. Dark: I knew that. C'mon, you must spend ONE post minimum doing your work! DH and me/Qz, you start when the tool-gathering is complete. SB: Okay...this is a boring job....lemesee here....It's a grid of A-J (A at top) (Y) and 1-10 (1 at very left) (X) (y,x)[I have them mixed up ] so....Dark garden is on the coordinats (A,10) so...I'll go left....I'm at (A,9)...nothing....at (A,8) there's a river...the way it's going, it will go on from (A,9)-(J,9) let me put that down.....there's a ditch at (A,3) so....um...PH, you coordinate The B coordinats Welcome back no one, after a 2 week of nothingness, I will say, MOVE ON TO THE NEXT MISSION, no one seems to care Y'know... you're right. Tell you what; I'll say we have until Friday to finish this mission. No matter what, on Friday, we'll move on to the next episode which will be hosted by... *checks* Flame! So, you'd better start thinking of Episode 12's plot by Friday. MAGICAL ABRUPT END! -------------- So, that's BP's episode. Boring. Next up is a SUPER boring one. But, first... (INTERMISSION!!!) imma bring in my chao to join the fight Arrow: *salutes* Name, Arrow! Ability ranks, High flight and run ability! Low swim! Type, Dark/fly/run! Abilities, i can carry heavy loads in flight, run up walls and carry most things for long periods in uninterrupted flight. Weakness, easy to take down in flight Application for dark garden, Sir! *salutes* Oh crap...O.O....Gotta think of something good that we haven't come up with and is not from Dark chao adventures, I g2 think hard...I'll tell you all tommorow morning, I thought of Something good, And Im sure you all will like it real good! It will even be a surprise to you Djay32 -S.bonic amd his friends are walking up the chao stairs after leaving the dark garden- SB:So, what is there to do today? Shadow:I don't know Silver:Hey guys, I think there is something over there A.Chao:Yea you're right, Sonic((remember dark chaos chao)) you read it Sonic:Okay..."A brawl tournament is being held in the Chao garden where the Hero Garden Chaos, and the Dark garden Chaos will go head to head in an all out Chao Karate, so I hope you have brushed up your skills SB:I think I know what Friday's mission is will be, since The tournament doesn't start til Friday Shadow:So what are we going to do? Silver:Practice our moves so we can WIN! all: YEA!!!! Arrow heard them talking Arrow: hmm, chao karate, i like that, imma enter that and defeat them heroes =D (END INTERMISSION!!!) So, time for the last mission of the volume. -------- Dark Chao Role-Playing Game Mission 12: A Normal Karate Tournament....or IS it? SB: as you might have overheard, There is a cha karate tournament, no here are the rules I read from the instruction and thi is what they are 1. No magic moves 2. No 1-hit KO moves, just a normal fist to fist fight 3. It doesn't matter where you are, you could fight anyone, including your own people 4. No poofing anvils on people, or poofing anything unless its popcorn and drinks and you're in the audience 5. No floating in any kind 6. No special attacks Shadow: That seems easy enough Silver: Well, I geuss that means that anyone can fight anyone Sonic: And any chao can fight anyone, and it says here that the first battle is between.... Shade V.S. Tail SB: And we all know who os going to win, and remember Tail, you can't fly Shade: WELCOME, Arrow! Always glad to gain a new member of the Dark Force! Dark: Lord Shade, I have a question. Shade: Yes? Dark: Why hasn't anyone been promoted for a while? Shade: Um... uh... well, it's hard to keep track of all this! I mean, perhaps I should try keeping a notepad with all the ranks and everything in them, but I'm not THAT.... not-lazy! Y'know what? Uh... let's just revamp this whole 'promotion' thing. First, search through this topic, and look for your last rank. Arrow, you're a Private. Now, for every episode you participate in, when it is over, you will go up a rank. Simply put, if you don't participate, or post in this episode, then you won't go up a rank when it's over. Also, you must PARTICIPATE. Don't just post saying "There, I'm in. Now up-rank me!" You must make your post RELEVANT to the mission! Now, for the rank list, here's the Military ranks. (PS: I'm getting tired of the 'Shady Shooters,' 'Dark Commonwealth,' and the other one. So, just go by THIS ONE rank list.) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_rank#See_also The ONE list you must go by is the one in the middle. If you were part of a different list previously, look at what's equivalent of it on the lists. In layman's terms: Look at the rank right next to it. Now that that's over, back to my move. [Shade jumps into the air and does a Matrix-style kick, but Tail moves out of the way] Shade: Grr... [Shade punches him] Silver: Oh, and don't kill them, It'd be dire consequences for us all! Shadow: While those two knuckleheads fight, let's see who battle next.... Sonic: Oh....oh dear....Light Hawk(LH) And Dark Hawk(DH) Are going to fight after Shade is done....ooh...that's bad... Arrow: thank you lord *bows* I shall be the strongest of your army, and who shall i fight? *looks at the chart* Silver: Since you just joined, they're still trying to add you in, and LH and DH are still going next to fight SB: You will be fighting Dark, Arrow Arrow: ok *kicks the punchbag into the mountain and poofs up a drink* Ill be waiting Heh, I forgot I'm technically Tail. Okay, here's the tourney, in HD, exclusively on Chao News! CNG: Hello, and welcome to Chao News, Chao Garden's #2 news report! I'm your host, Chao News Guy! Word is going on about a special underground Brawl tournament taking place in the Chaos Garden (I'm assuming since Shadow Bonic's hosting). At first thought to be about the upcoming computer/video game for Microsoft's PlayStation Wii (hey, if other news reports get to say stuff like this, why not me?), it has been revealed that it is simply a Chao Karate tournament. We have the exclusive coverage. Let's go to the tourney. Chao News Guy? [cut to the fight] [footsteps approaching; CNG runs in holding a microphone] CNG: Thanks, Chao News Guy. Right now is the first round, where we are sure Shade from the Dark Garden, and Tail from the Hero Garden, are fighting. My bets are on Shade. Seriously... the Field Marshal of a huge army versus a newborn Hero baby? It's obvious who will win. We have reason to believe that absolutely NO killing will be going on here, making me sure I will not die. [Shade kicks Tail, making him fall out of the ring and on to CNG, who is badly injured] CNG: Good news...... I did not die... [whistle blows; Shade jumps towards Tail, holding a chainsaw] [the second before he hits Tail, the camera fades out, and back to SB] Flame, it's all yours. I do believe Shade DID win. SB: Yes....well...That was rather...unexpected from a Drak chao But the next Battle is between the two most unexpected people to fight....Light Hawk v.s. Dark Hawk This will be a very....Interesting battle eh Silver? Silver: It is as read that these two chao had a graduation at the same time and their owner/friend could NOT go to both their graduations Shadow: I'm sure that Light Hack will be a ticked off, yes....holding a horrible grudge during this tournament? That's definite, well back to you SB SB: Ah yes, Thank you for that full scale interveiw, while we are sitting in the crowd as we await the next fight Sonic: ALRIGHT! I HAVE GOTTEN THE POPCORN AND DRINKS! all but Sonic: ... Sonic: What....I missied something didn't I? SB: Yes ou did Sonic....Yes you did.... Arrow: *laughing at dead tail* This is good entertainment right here *eats popcorn* SB: Well, as we can see...they're not here, so let's move on into the next battle....ARROW v.s. DARK.... *SB looks at a suspicious looking figure* Sweet. [Dark climbs into the ring, holding some popcorn] Dark: AWWIGHT! NOW I'M GUNNA MASH THESE POPCORN KERNELS INTO YOUR BRAINS!!!!!!! SB: Dark? Uh... Arrow's THAT way. Dark: What? *turns around* Who moved my victim? Arrow: You were saying, oh 'great' and 'mighty-strong' Dark? Dark: I WAS SAYING... uh.... wait, what WAS I saying? [Arrow slaps Dark] Dark: O YEA! I WUZ SAYIN', I'MMA GUNNA MASH THESE POPCORN KERNELS... INTO YO PIE-HOLES! *looks at empty hand* ...wait... my popcorn! AAHH! Oh, wait, it's in THIS hand. ...wait.... *looks at other empty hand* ....NO, IT ISN'T! [Dark sees Arrow holding the popcorn] Arrow: Hmm... what flavor is this? Dark: It's, uh... it's butter. Arrow: Really? Oh, I like butter. *munch-- HACK, SPIT* EW! THAT'S NOT BUTTER! Dark: Doesn't butter come from a whale? Arrow: *tosses popcorn at Dark* That's DISGUSTING! Dark: Eh, it's a love-or-hate thing. And I hate those who hate it! *tough pose* You wanna apologize for dissing my favorite flavor? Arrow: *tough pose* No. You wanna apologize for poisoning my taste buds? Dark: Poisoning your-- I'M GONNA KILL YOU! *charges forward* [Arrow dodges] [Dark turns around and punches Arrow hard in the jaw] Arrow: P-tooey! Ew, a tooth came out! Dark: But... Chao don't HAVE teeth. Arrow: EXACTLY! Both: GROSS! Zane, your turn. sorry i was gone Arrow: *rapid spin punch* Dark: *goes flying* Wheeee! *hits the floor* ow Arrow: bet that hurt >=P and i got more *kicks up a piece of concrete* OW! *throws it at Dark* Dark: HOLY-*ducks and it catches his dot* YOULL PAY FOR THAT! *dashes toward him and spin kicks him* Arrow: lol *kicks also* *BOOOM* ... Arrow: @_@ whoa! im dizzy... Dark: @_@ Whale...butter...popcorn please mommy (LOL 2x pwnage) SB:Woah...., I thought this was supposed to be a normal match Arrow: *trips and pushes dark out of the ring* ow...wait yay the deadly ring out! yeah i went here So, Flame, you're the one who decides what match is next. Go ahead. Shade: Man, Dark, you just got OWNED out there! Dark: Ugh... I have failed you, my master.... Shade: *gasp* DARK! You could never fail me. What I like in you is the fact that you never give up without a fight, and THAT'S what being a Dark chao's all about! Dark: Ruh... really? Shade: Hell, no! Now get your lazy butt off the ground, wipe that blood off your mouth, and stop being such a wuss! Dark: Y-yes, sir! Arrow: =P Sir, i shall fly around for awhile until the next match starts SB:It seems the next match is between......ME AND SHADE?!!?!??! um...Shade, yea...are you sure you didn't mind the fact that your "Lemonade" is actually my Urine? so...um....let's go! Shade: Shadow Bonic, you're a chaos chao, and I'm not-- .....I mean, yeah, you'd BETTER be scared! HI-YAAAHHH!!! [Shade smacks SB right on the nose] SB: Chao don't have noses! [sorry-- Shade smacks SB right on the nose AREA] SB: That's better. --OWWWW!!!! Arrow: Lol pwned TJ (Me): Indeed little pain in the rear-end Arrow: *hits him with a bat he found under his seat* TJ: AAAAAAAH! My skuuuuul *dead yo* (THIS POST IS IRRELIVANT TO THE FIGHT!) *SB shakes his head* SB:I'm surprised you're not weakened... Shade: Huh SB:....that Lemonade you had....that was my URINE Shade:OH.....WHAT!!?!!?!?REALLY!?!?!?!!? *Shade's spitting* SB: HA HA! Tricked you! *SB Kicks Shade in the private parts* SB: How'd ya like that! CHAO DON'T HAVE PRIVATES SO NYAH! [Shade rapidly punches Shadow Bonic, then finishes with a twirling kick] Shade: HAI-DO-KEN! DH: [wakes up] ahh... I hate it when I pass out. whats going on? [sees Shade and SB fighting] DH:cool. [sits back and watches] Arrow: You missed your match DH SB:Oh yeah....you really did drink my urine... Shade:AAAUUUUGGGGHHH SB:Uppercut *becomes a giant* SB:SPECIAL SMASH DOWN -BOOOOOOM- Shade:aaaa-uugghh-..... SB:I really don't want to do this but... SB:Amnesia BEAM!!! Shade:.....who an I? (a chao named "Shocker" joins) SB:Shade already went into the tournament and fought.....and just a reminder....at this point, I decide who fights who........ SILVER(Chao) V.S. SHOCKER Silver:Alright...I can do this, let's go! *Silver does a powerful uppercut and sends shocker flying* Silver:You can't match my speed... Shocker: Electric burst. Fills the room with electricity. Silver:Ha you have just fulfilled my energy. Silver knocked out of circle. Silver: You didn't. Gets up enters with revenge in eyes. Silver:Gives fifteen spiral uppercuts. Omochao falls. Shocker: grabs omochao Shocker: I have a shield. Your attacks won't hurt. MUAHAHAHA ^You gotta actually fight! Make it Comedic! >( Arrow: CHEAP KO INCOMING! *Saves Silver* Now do it right Shocker! SB: WHOOPS! I left for a while, sorry for ditc- I mean going somewhere...now...continue Silver:HEY!!! the rules state no ultimate Attacks...oh, and while you were waiting for me to finish, I tied you to a chair that you can never escape no matter what and the show on a TV is...CHAO BARNEY!!!!!! DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN Silver: And after that is on for 30 minutes, CHAO TELLYTUBIES IS NEXT.....FOR...AN HOUR DUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN ABRUPT END!!! -------- That's the last Mission of this disc. Yep, we got REALLY bored. So, that's that, but FIRST... (EPILOGUE) Is anyone Here Anymore? Yeah, I was wondering the EXACT same thing. Really, everyone, things will get better around Mission 20! I swear! In fact, Mission 20 will be the LAST mission! SB: Alright, this is taking TOO long...Al Chos...bring it On! This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny, Good Guys Bad Guys and Explosions, as far as the eye can see, and only one will survive I wonder who it will be? ....The rest saw the Better SB in a blood stained sweater SB: do weneed to continue this stupid tournament, I already Knocked out Everyone...20th Mission! Twentieth mission? I doubt it. But, if you want, I can make this next one the final mission. This next one, which should be... Episode/Mission 13! Do you want us to FINALLY get to the conclusion of this Pre-DCA saga? 'Cause, for one thing, if this goes on any longer, it'll be archived under "dead." And, I'd rather have it FINISHED than dead. SB: NO WAY!!! I don't want this to be the last Mission, I will take my best Honor into making this an Alive Role-Play Mission!!!! Silver: There's been too many Chao Who Joined who Care for This A. Chao: And I still haven't gotten into the True Conclusion of my Saga Sonic: And When did this need to die, It can't die! It's too cool ???: And there is One More Chao that Needs to join! *All Look at this new Chao* Flame: I'm the New Chao Joining, my Basic Color Is Red with Yellow Tips, I'm a Sonic Chao with The Ability to Go Super Whenever I need to, but It makes Me Unconscious for 5 Posts, so I'm all good and Ready. My Stats are as Follows Run: A Swim: C Fly: A Stamina: S Power: B Intelligence: B Luck: S Flame: And I'm also going to help make this Alive Too! Me: Also, If Required, I will Take Every Single Important Character (Not Shocker) That Has Been in The Story For at Least 2 Missions so I can Continue This, I want to make it all the Way to Episode 20, It's like one of those Things where the Series Cuts Off In the Middle of the Stor- Me: Sorry, I was Cut Off Mid-Sentence, It took the TV a while to come back on for the Credits I'm sorry I keep missing mout guys but my life has been complicated also I wanted remake friends with Djay because he rocks. also if the series is ending... what about a personel Rp with just us? Press Release Info of things right now: - DCRPG is just the prequel to DCA. I'm thinking of making a DCRPG2: Insert Subtitle Here sometime after DCRPG ends. - Yeah, 20 missions sounds good. So, let's go ahead and stick with that. - PaperBowser, we never became not friends. You've been sticking around since I first took DCA to Chao Talk. - Flame, Why Are You Capitalizing Every Word? - All right. All right. Let me just... take a step back, take a deep breath, and try to use my super DJ powers to figure out what's going on. Let's see... there's only one person left I THINK who hasn't made their own mission, and that's mLe. Still, for some reason, I doubt she's gonna be here soon enough for this to happen, so.... let's forget that. So, having fans make their own missions didn't turn out the way I expected them to. So.... SEE YOU NEXT MISSION! ------------- That is it, I suppose. Really boring, huh? ..see you next mission.