DJay32 presents... A Dark Chao Adventures production... The Freelance chao return for.... ONE LAST MISSION. .......Dark Chao Role-Playing Game........ .....Volume 5: One Last Mission...... Sorry about that. Just wanted to show how enthusiastic I am that the Dark Army is nearly done with filling in the HISTORY... of DCA. Anyway, this Volume will never be given a REFURBISHED edition, because I don't know. It just won't. Volume 5, consisting of Missions 17-20, is called "One Last Mission" because of Mission 20. That is the climax of DCRPG, and the FINAL MISSION Shade gives his army before they are lost forever.... until he finds them again in DCA Season 4 (Purflee and Luis). /////////////// "Darkness." Kind of an odd mission, if I do say so myself, where the chao first discover evil forces at work, far greater than anybody could have ever known. Shade's having crazy nightmares, and the Freelancers must find out what is chasing him in the forest of his dreams. As soon as this started, I forgot to check the game for a while, and the other people jumped to the conclusion of the story while I was gone. So, I decided to extend the story a LOT more. This is the mission that gets people ready for the incredibly in-depth missions to come. Think of it as the training mission for the following few. After all, I actually let people move the story along, themselves, for once. ------------ Dark Chao Role-Playing Game Mission 17: Darkness [cut to Shade, dreaming of running away from something in a dark forest] ["it's not a DARK forest, it's SHADED, heavily SHADED," drifts through his mind] [Shade looks behind him, trips, and watches in horror as something approaches him] [as he screams, he wakes up] Shade: *pant* Holy.... crap... Dark: What is it, Shade? Solar: Did someone kill you? Shade: No.... I had the most horrible dream... I was being chased by something. Dark: Waffles? Shade: No. But, whatever it was, I'm sure it was a sign that I'm gonna die soon... Dark: I know! Why don't we go inside your head, and you dream and stuff, and we stop the bad thing? Shade: You nimrod! That wouldn't work! Solar: Yeah, you can't go inside his head! Shade: No, we have machines for that. It won't work because... last time we did it... the soldiers didn't come back. Solar: Sir, I am extremely loyal to you. I would DIE for you. Shade: Good point. Okay, let's try that, then. [let's skip the complicated machine sequence] [cut to the soldiers, and Dark, inside Shade's dream] You are in a heavily shaded forest. The sky is completely gray. Dark gray. The trees are dull and faded. There is a path in front of you that extends as far as Shade's brain can think, in two directions. SB: I...go backwards! To see what was chasing you. *solar takes out his bow,strings it,and nocks an arrow*solar:i will follow the right hand path and see what i can find. anyone with me? SB: tsk tsk tsk Solar, the whole point of this dream was to figure out just "What was following him AC: Thus, meaning is we went backards, we'd see what was chasing me him. Sonic: And learn the grammer Solar, you're giving us Dark Chaos chaos bad names. *Flame smacks Sonic* Flame: No backseat modding you dolt SB: I liked it when I was the only Chaos chao... Gymm: well, I geuss you're just gonna have to deal with it! Silver: well, this mission might just go down the plopper Shadow: C'mon already, we're a group of 6 chaos, we can go backwards without Gymm and Solar! SB: Good point *SB and the gang go backwards* *30 minutes have passed now* Flame: Hey Silver Silver: Ya? Flame: If that thing was chasing us, then why haven't we met it yet? Silver: Well, I have two educated guesses, the first one, would be that our Shade's dream does not know what it is and thus cannot show us what is. Flame: I see what you're getting at, but what about the second guess. Silver: The second one was that the chaser had tripped or something happened that he/she'd have to sit there waiting to heal back up or rest. Flame I think either one of them might just be correct *At the same time Silver and Flame, Shadow Bonic and Angel Chao are talking* AC: Hey Shadow Bonic? SB: Yea? AC: I don't think we've done much of *that* latley SB: Oh yes, *that*, I remember it, why do you speak of it so suddenly? AC: well, we've kinda not been having any progress on our relationship recently SB: so that's why you want me to do that? AC: yes, exactly SB: Okay, hold still! *Shadow Bonic picks up Angel Chao* SB: Be back soon guys Shadow: Don't be too long! *Shadow Bonic starts jumping arounf trees* *the conv. between Shadow and Sonic commence* Sonic: Shadow, you know what they do? Shadow: Of course I do, it happens everytime we go near a forest Sonic: Then what do they do? Shadow: They jump towards the tallest trees and see all the high heights because Angel Chao can't do it herself because she likes high views. Sonic: that explains a lot. Shadow: Hey Sonic, I wanna know, why were you named after a great hero but was made into a devil chao? Sonic: Because I just was, and if you were named after the dark hero, how come you ain't so dark, emotional and whatnot? Shadow: ...because I don't feel like it Sonic: Thank goodness the author takes time to really explain things *the screen cuts to Shadow Bonic and Angel Chao* SB: Aren't the sightsees great Angel? AC: They are quite beautiful, you can see all of the birds and fruits and the fields of flowers...just good to look at, soo...thi...ng..... *AC falls asleep in Shadow Bonic's arms* SB: Ah, just like every other time we do this *Shadow Bonic notices a figure, he later looks closer and inspects it* SB: THAT'S- an arrow flies above the and it has a rope attached to it* *it hits a tree dead center,and a note is attached to it* gymm(who was with them at the time and is also solars brother):yep,definitely the handiwork of solar.(it had come from a cliff) *gymm reads the note* gymm:solar should drop in momentarily. *at that moment,solar slides down the rope with his hands* * the story continues in Drag- I mean Dark Chao Role-playing game * SB: It's - * And now back to the show * Silver: something's not right here Shadow: Don't be ridiculous, how could anything BE right Sonic: We ARE in a dream ya know Silver: But...it's something else is out there Flame: Besides us? Silver: there seens to be, and...and...it's near Shadow Bonic! *All gasp realising what Silver just said* Silver: Now I've got to "Go back to the Future!" Flame: Did he just make two references to two different things at the exact same time? Shadow: heh, at the same time? Impossible! Sonic: He said "Go back to the Future" Referening the movie, and the Future part refers to the actual Silver the Hedgehog who can go through time! Shadow: No, I won't beleive it! Silver: Yea, well you're gonna have to take it like a...um...chao! Flame: For someone with ESP, you sure do stink at comebacks Silver: That's what she said Shadow: No Silver, you've got it all wrong *Shadow shifts as he gets ready for a comeback* Shadow: NO YOU STINK! Sonic: pffft HA HA HA HA HA HA Shadow: ergh.... Sonic: That's all you got? Shadow: That's what she said *Sonic just realized what he just said and what Shadow said* Sonic: You planned this all along didn't you? Shadow: I don't plan, I know Flame: That's what you wished you said right befo- All: Flame! This is a young adult's Roleplay! Flame: All right all right, I get your point *Flame looks around* Flame: So what was it anyways? Silver: It's none other than... * Who could this person be? why do we keep from telling you who this person is, Find out, on the next episode of Naru- I mean Dark Chao Role-playing Game* *solar drops in,quite literally* Temple Guard:WE WILL MEET AGAIN! SB: That quote up there is right! I know who you are now! Temple Guard: Yes you little filthy chao, I'm back, and also with better writing skills, I will have a better battle with the so called chaos chao AC: Who's this guy? SB: A long time ago, back when the author's writing skills were crap Me: Hey! SB: We were sent on a mission to conquer a mountian, and we met up with this wretched guard protecting the place! *The camera Cuts to Shadow* Shadow: Well Silver, who is it? You left us on a cliffhanger with the last post Silver: ...Sonic, you know this guy Shadow Bonic is fighting Sonic: Huh? Silver: let me show you some Images *Sonic goes back in time back to when the author's writing was crap* Me: I get insulted by the effects too, *sarcasm* nice. *as Sonic goes back in time, he looks back to the writing being redone for sense's sake* /Back in the Past/ Past Sonic: You killed my Father! Past Nights: Sonic what's wrong? PSonic: You've humiliated me PNights: I don't like what's going on. PSonic: And you've sent evil sand creatures to destroy us... *A dark aura forms around Past Sonic* Sonic: I remember this part PDarkSonic: It's time you recive what you deserve PDemonGuard: Ha! you think your punyness can stop me? PDarkSonic: Trust me, it will! *PDarkSonic zooms foward attempting to hit the jems on his chest* PDemonGuard: You can't foolisly belive that this is going to effect me? *PDemonGuard Shoots a beem At PDarkSonic as he gets knocked back by it* PDSonic: ergh! I know how to get past you though! PDGuard: Oh really now? I'd like to see you try! *PDSonic Blasts a beam at the boulders above and knock them down to distract PDGuard* PDSonic: It's time to end this! Sonic: heh heh, he said time *PDSonic goes to all the jewels at once using ultra speed and break them all* PDGuard: Noooo! Sonic: now I know! /Back in the present/ *Sonic wakes up realising who it was* Sonic: Now I know who it Is! but before I go, can I ask you a question? Silver: Sure, fire away. Sonic: Why couldn't you have just told me it was the Palace Guard? Silver: Because the writer was too lazy to write a real fight between Angel Chao And Shadow Bonic Shadow: And obviously because he needed to fill in plot for those who were here long enough to remember that to brong back a memor for them Sonic: But the memory was nothing like the origional fight Silver: That's because he was revising it to look better, in the origional, all you did was use Chaos Blast to kill him. Sonic: Oh yeah... *the camera cuts over to Shadow Bonic and Angel Chao* Palace Guard: Surley you want to know how exactly I got in Shade's Dream don't you? SB: Sure why not, It's not like we're going to fight in this post! Palace Guard: Really? Ah crap, thanks a lot, but I'll tell you anyways *The screen shows still images of what he did as he spoke* Palace Guard: You see, Shade has been haunted for a while by me, with the same occuring dream of someone chasing him. I had been chasing him because he was the cause of my demise by sending you two there to conquer a mountain. Well, using the remains of my energy before I had died, I grabbed a staff and used my last energy to enter Shade's Dream! SB: no way! Palace Guard: But that's not all, not only did I die, but I was fully healed and functional in Shade's Mind, because I feed off of his energy source! AC: So that's why he was always getting weaker by the "Week!" SB: *sarcasm* Yes people, she just made a rhyming joke, laugh and clap *Canned Laughter starts playing* SB: I thought we had finished you Chapters ago! *You hear cricket noises* SB: I swear, this whole thing is like all the old things piled into the last bit because of the palace guard *Canned Laughter is even louder now* *Shadow Bonic then does a face palm* *solar sees the temple guard* solar:the temple guard! shade told me about him! *shoots a arrow with a rope attached and it hits the tree dead center* *he grabs onto the rope as it flies past him* *he is hurled into the tree in front of the guard* *SB turns to Solar* SB: Sorry Sollar, you might be good, you won't do good here! AC: He speaks the truth, this battle won't end good for you if you choose tp help us Palace Guard: Your skills are of no compare to these punks, but they still won't win! SB: What choice do you make Solar? Palace Guard: It seems your little friend hasn't replied yet! This is my chance to take him out NOW! SB: Solar Look Out! *Solar snaps awake* Solar: Hnuh? What? *Shadow Bonic jumps over to push Solar out of the way, getting himself hurt in the proccess* SB: A little pain won't damage me that bad! Palace Guard: Oh, is that so? I pretty much control this dream world SB: Dang, he's right, but there's always a weakness to creeps like you! Palace Guard: I don't think so, not in this game you don't! SB: Oh yeah, I'd like to see you prove that statment! SB: Eat this *Shadow Bonic Uppercts the Palace guard sending him a little distance* Palace Guard: heh heh heh...AAH HA HA HA HA HA HAAA! SB: hnuh? *The dust goes away and we see that the Palace Guard is unscathed* Palace Guard: Did you really think, that a simple attack like that could defeat me? SB: No Way! At this rate, I'll never defeat him! *The Palace Guard dashes towrads Shadow Bonic* Palace Guard: And what kinda phrase is "Eat this" Anyways? *Shadow Bonic is punched up into the air, with no defense he turns to make some* SB: I won't let you get away that easy! *The Palace Guard yawns as Shadow Bonic flies towards him like a meteor* Palace Guard: Heh, Now! *In a split second, the Palace Guard grabs Shadow Bonic by the leg and throws him at a tree* Palace Guard: First thing's forest *The Palace Guard revs up a punch after the lame pun* Shadow: Is there any way we could get there any faster? Silver: Negative, this is the only speed we can go Sonic: But Shadow Bonic's in trouble! Shadow: Speaking of Shadow Bonic, where'd the "Bonic" part come from anyways? Flame: ... Shadow: Do you know anything Flame? Flame: The name "Bonic" came from one of his old crappy fan characters, having no use for that name anymore, "He" came up with the name "Shadow Bonic" as in reference to an unused character, shadow meaning, not really there. Shadow: That sums things up...a little. -we go back to Shadow Bonic and the guard- Palace Guard: Is there anyway that you might give up? I'm giving you last words! SB: You want to know my last words? Well here they are, go to h- *Shadow Bonic gets punched in the face* Palace Guard: Anything else? SB: Yea, you suck! *Shadow Bonic's punched again, but now he's bleeding a little* Palace Guard: We can keep this up all day little chao SB: HA, like you have the brain capacity! *He gets kicked this time* Palace Guard: You must really enjoy this, don't you? SB: Just Like you'll enjoy this! *Shadow Bonic breaks free instantly and kicks him and the private parts* Palace Guard: You've got to be kidding me *the Palace Guard starts to lean on the staff he mentioned earlier* Palace Guard: Remember, this is my world, my rules! SB: Let us see about that! *Shadow Bonic runs over and steals the staff* SB: HA! Where's your magic now? Palace Guard: Heh Heh...HA HA HA HA! That was nothing more than an illusion, a fake, because I knew you'd go for it. Cheap writing isn't going to save you this time green chao! SB: There's got to be a way that I can beat him, but how? AC: Shadow Bonic, you need to try to find his real staff, it's the only way you can win this! *Dark Hawk Swoops down* DH: It seems there is something going on without me, but...Oh, well, don't matter now! *Dark Hawk Leaves* Sonic: So much for a helpful geust star... *back to Shadow Bonic and the Palace Guard* SB: If you had the staff, where would you put it? Palace Guard: You think I'm that stupid? SB: If you weren't, then you'd tell me Palace Guard: I'm not an Idiot, It's right behind that tree! SB: Sucker *Shadow Bonic walks over to the tree* SB: Huh? It's not here! I've been- Palace Guard: Sucker Punched! SB: What? *The Palace Guard sucker punches Shadow Bonic and send him flying* SB: Dang, he's tough, too tough, he's gotta have some weakness *Palace Guard appears up right behind Shadow Bonic* Palace Guard: Nope, none! *He does a meteor smash and sends Shadow Bonic towards the Earth* SB: Oh crap! *Shadow Bonic hits the ground like a rock* SB: ugh...I've got to think of something...That's It! *The Palace Guard comes down softly* SB: Hah! I know how to get it! *Shadow Bonic jumps over to the Palace Guard and pulls his clothes off* SB: Huh? It's not here Either! *The guard flicks Shadow Bonic into a tree* Palace Guard: Don't you get it by now foolish Chao, I AM THE STAFF! I CANNOT BE KILLED! *Shadow Bonic Shifts through the rubble* SB: No wonder he's so tough...erk...There's got to be a way to defeat him! *To be continued in the next chapter of Shadow Bonic's Story to take down the Palace Guard* solar:*notices a glimmer* SHADOW BONIC! AIM FOR HIS EYES! *backflips off the tree,and in mid-air fires an arrow that causes a bird to fall onto the guard* temple guard:(distracted)HUH??!!*that reveals something-his eyes are jewels,and the bird pecks one* temple guard:ACK! *solar tosses his bow to sb* solar:aim for his eyes,while he's distracted! *Shadow Bonic Turns to Solar and gives him a nod* SB: I hope this works! *Shadow Bonic pulls the bow getting ready to fire* SB: Get a load of this! *Shadow Bonic fires an arrow at his eye* Palace Guard: ARGH! erg...heh heh heh... SB And Solar: Huh? Palace Guards: You fools *Palace Guard picks up the two eyeball jewels* Palace Guard: You want to know how I always beat you down? SB: ... Palace Guard: I used sound, I could never see in the first place! You see, those gems were wedged into my eyes because I cannot pull my wyes ot these gems out of my eye sockets, what these gems do however, is transform me into the demon that I origionaly was! *The Palace Guard holds the jewels and transforms into something huge* Solar: No way, I thought that this finished it SB: apparently not Solar, but there's got to be a real way to take him out *Silver and Co. Finally arrive* Silver: Woah! What the front door is that? Shadow: It could be none other... Flame: Than That foul demon... Sonic: Black Doom! Black Doom: That's right you little chaos, since my defeat from Shadow the Hedgehog, I had to try and heal myself and hide on earth, and thus, I became the Palace Guard! SB: Then how come there have been no black arms? Black Doom: Remember when you were tring to kill the milkman? Well, his minions were disguised black arms creatures, I had been marveled at how easily you beat me and them, but we were weakend, so thus, we couldn't SB: But how did you do the palace guard act so well? Black Doom: Don't you know, I am the real ultimate life form, Shadow's my technical child, except I gave him my blood so he could be ultimate, but he managed to go super, which I couldn't SB: And that's what the jewels were for huh? Black Doom: Precisley, but enough jibber jabber, time for my real final form! *Black Doom grasps the other jewel and becomes Ultimate Black Doom* UBD: There's no way you can stop me this time chaos ???: Of course not, because we will! *Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow the Hedgehog Jump out* S: So, it seems that this is happening all over again! SH: Apparently so Sonic, but now we're going to have to fight that thing! *The 7 chaos emeralds form around the two hedgehogs* SS: Ha, there's no way that you can take us both out, we're an unstoppable team! SSH: If you can survive this, then we have a way to beat you none still! *A golden burst of light appear as the Golden and Silver Hedgehogs burst towards Ultimate Black Doom* SS: Eat this you monster! *Super Sonic uses a super punch towards him but does little* SSH: You call that an attack? Ha! Chaos BLAST! *A red aura forms around Shadow as he explodes into a red barage of energy* *The attack does some, but still little damage* UBD: That's all you got? Chaos Sonic Wind! *Both hedgehogs get hurt from severe damage* SSH: Dang, I don't want to die, I haven't even gotten Rouge's number yet! SS: I thought you forgot about that! SSH: yea, well, If we manage to survive this, than you owe me big time Shade! UBD: It's time you remember who's going to win! SS: Yea! US! SSH: This time, I'll make sure to kill you off! *Live and learn starts to play as background music* SS: let's end this once and for all! *Sonic Summons up the Super Emeralds* Super Sonic: I'll show you not to mess with anyone that's close to me! Super Shadow: It's Time you finally got the beating you deserve! *The Super Emeralds transform Sonic and Shadow into their Hyper forms* Hyper Sonic: You will get owned double the Power! Hyper Shadow: let's do this! Hyper Sonic and Shadow: Hyper Chaos Sonic Wind Spear! *Ultimate Black Doom gets assulted!* UBD: Why did- Black Doom: I get beaten- Palace Guard: by cheap writing! I thought It would be on my side Me: Too bad! "Epilogue?" *You hear the Music Live Life from Sonic and the Black Knight* SB: And so ends the last adventure of the units of the dark garden Silver: Tis' a shame really, not much going on Shadow: Sure there was, you just missed alot of it. Flame: Same here, lucky thing we got in long enough for the last mission Sonic: But the question is...was this the last mission? Or is this only the beggining for a new saga SB: I don't know, but at least I was in there since the 7th mission, this was a good mission, and things were more realistic AC: I came in after Sonic, but, this will always hold a soft spot for my memories SB: this will be the thing I will always remember Shadow: It's good though, coming in at times like this SB: Not many people get to experince something like this everyday Sonic: Yes well, It's time we say good-bye to our fellow chao buddies SB: Nah, Sonic, this is not the end, it's only the end of the beggining Sonic: Don't you mean Beggining of the end? SB: No, End of the Beggining, meaning that this was only the beggining Sonic: These, are some true words coming from a very experienced chao SB: Well, it's time we get out of Shade's dream now, we've taken down Black Doom, who was the palace guard from my first mission AC: It's time we hold a little silence of peace for this one and true moment All chaos: ... *You hear the music just softly fade away as they come out of the dream* SB: We've held our silence, now, it's time we leave, and find new adventure *You see Shade get up* Shade: You've got three more missions punks, it's not over yet! SB: You serious? *This is where DJay finishes Shade's final comments for the epilouge of this mission* *solar comes out of the dream and faceplants**he gets back up,and starts standing at attention* Shade: Job well done, my soldiers. But... Black Doom? What could this mean? Solar: Sir, they were obviously just making things up. Did you not see them keep going, not awaiting further orders? Shade: No, Solar, that was part of the test. They passed. Solar: Passed what test? Shade: They have proven that they can, indeed, improvise. But, they jumped to the conclusion that this mission would be over when the dream was over. SB: You mean... it's not over? Shade: No, Shadow Bonic. It'll never be over. Because.... [dramatic pause] Shade: We're all stuck in my dream. SB: WHAT?! But, we killed Black Doom, and got out! Shade: Got out of me dreaming myself dreaming. As it turns out, those machines I mentioned at the start? Flame: The ones you didn't show? Shade: The very same. They malfunctioned, sending us ALL into my own dream. Solar: But, we exited the dream! Shade: You exited my dream of me dreaming. SB: Couldn't you just... wake up? Shade: It's not that simple. In order for me to wake up, we're gonna need to find some way to wake me up. Long story short, Shade's consciousness is in his dream right now, so he can't wake himself up. This means the Freelance chao (third-party) will have to find some way to get someone ELSE to wake Shade up. SB: But... how? We're in your dream! Shade: I'm sure if we venture deep enough, we can find some way to make me sleepwalk. ["Sleepwalker" by Megadeth starts playing] Solar: What the? Shade: I'm dreaming, remember? If I think of something, it'll probably pop up. SB: So, think of some way to sleepwalk! Shade: I can't just make myself sleepwalk like that! *sigh* How can I say this simply? [Shade thinks] ["How?" appears above his head] Shade: That's it! If I think of what I'm trying to say, I won't even have to talk! [Shade thinks, and the following words appear above his head] Simply put-- get me (the REAL me) to sleepwalk. According to my caluculations, and my thoughts, my dreams should look like this: Dream Dark Garden (You are here) Dream Dark Forest (this is where Shade was chased) Dream stage (Shade dreams of Rubber Goose here) Dream flower field (Shade dreams of romance here-- I mean, killer bees. Yeah.) Dreamland (Shade dreams of Kirby here) Dream Orange Box (Shade dreams of Half-Life and Portal here) Dream Theater (Shade dreams of movies, and progressive rock bands, here) Dream Musical Box (Shade dreams of Genesis here) Understand? SB: Yeah, I guess. Solar: Yes, sir! But, uh... any ideas on how to get you to sleepwalk? Well, if my mind is thinking of something, I'm sure my body will move accordingly. Flame: Well, gang, let's think of a way out of here. solar:very well. WAIT,did one of those areas mention killer bees?! AC: Don't you feel like an idiot now Shadow Bonic? SB: um...yeah, I think so AC: And your idiocy got us trapped in here SB: Me? AC: Yea, if you hadn't imagined an epilogue, this never would've happened! SB: Oh yea, of course, there's no way the could be an epilogue! I mean, how else could so many references appear! Sonic: Like the canned laughter *Ha Ha Ha* Sonic: The Palace Guard Palace Guard: I'm not dead- *he gets shot* Sonic: acting like you made this mission SB: Yea, that tournament sucked! Sonic: Spraypainting the Hero Garden SB: I don't remember doing that *They're both cut-off as Shadow yells at them* Shadow: Top pretending and move, we're going to popstar...I mean Dreamland SB: You can go there, I want to go to the romance dream, with me and Angel Chao Silver: I'll go over to the Genisis because I have nothing better to do Flame: I'll tag along with Shadow and Sonic Sonic, Shadow, and Flame: Cya'll later AC and SB: Buy guys, we're going to the feild of flowers Silver: ...I don't need them anyways, I've got the genisis! *Silver starts playing Sonic 2...* Silver: AH C'MON! He can't even remember Sonic 2? @#%$ this place! solar:*starts walking along with gymm* *they arrive in dreamland* *gymm jumps on a random warp star* *Super Sonic (the Chao), Hiya, Solaris, Eclipse, jump in* *Hiya looks like a regular Hero chao, but is really undercover like Angel Chao, she is naive* Hiya's Stats Power: C Speed: C Swim: C Flight: D Stamina: C *Solaris is another undercover Hero chao, with a fireball on his head, he is naive like Hiya* Solaris' Stats Power: D Speed: B Swim: D Flight: D Stamina: B *Super Sonic(S. Sonic) looks like a shiny light blue Sonic Chao with a chao medal, has a mix of all personalities* S. Sonic's stats Power: D Speed: B Swim: D Flight: D Stamina: C *Eclipse looks like a black swim type with a dark allignment with yellow wings, somewhat of a crybaby* Elclipse's Stats Power: B Speed: C Swim: C Flight: C Stamina: C *We cut to Shadow Bonic as he's in the romance area* SB: I sense a disturbance in the force AC: Isn't that star wars? SB: yea, but who cares...anyways I feel, more chao are here AC: You must be getting paranoid SB: I'm telling you, four more chao got added into our group *S.Sonic comes out from behind the bushes* S.Sonic: You mean, my group *Shadow Bonic recognises S.Sonic* SB: It's you, the very first chao! S.Sonic: from our owner SB: Whatever, so, why didn't you ever come out from the beggining? S.Sonic: Because I was getting old, but after reincarnation, I'm back. AC: Okay...so? S.Sonic: Basically AC: anyone else you bring? S.Sonic: Yea, I brought 3 others, only 2 of them being new, making 4 of us SB: I told you, my gut feeling is always right AC: Yea, like this episode's epilouge SB: Besides that S.Sonic: Ahem! SB: Oh sorry, continue S.Sonic: The Second chao owned was Hiya, was orginally yellow with green tips, but got reincarnated into this Hiya: Hiya! what's up? SB: Yea, nothing much S.Sonic: Eclipse, a black chao Eclipse: Yea, don't listen to that description, I'm not a crybaby. S.Sonic: We'll see about that Eclipse: Meanie! *Eclipse cries a little* S.Sonic: And Solaris, a Naive little chao Solaris: I don't even know what that means S.Sonic: You will later SB: Yea, think you could've come in a little sooner in this Storyline? S.Sonic: Someone else did, your chao Silver, he came in loads before we did when we told him not to. Silver: Well, I couldn't play Sonic 2...oh, hey guys, who are they? S.Sonic: We're your "friends" Silver: Oh yea, I remember you *Shadow Jumps in* Shadow: Think you guys could shut-up and help us wake Shade up! *Sonic Jumps in* Sonic: For confusion purposes, we'll call you SS for S.Sonic SS: Okay *Flame jumps in* Flame: That makes...10 of us now? SB: We need to start firing other chaos *solar parks the warp star in front of them,along with enough for the rest of the chao* solar:well,this should be fast. SB and SS: Sorry, I'd rather run *S.Sonic looks at Shadow Bonic* SS: So it's a race you want eh? SB: Yea? What's it to ya? SS: All right, let's walk first as a start *The other chaos get on their respective warp stars and are on their way* SS: So, what are you anyway? SB: I'm just a guy who's swift as the wind and loves adventure, Shadow Bonic! SS: So, there's more to you than meets the eye SB: You'd better believe it SS: Well, you'd better know, your leaderin days are coming to an end *They start jogging* SB: I think thas all depends on who wins the race, loser *They start running* SS: We'll see about that *Shadow Bonic jumps over a log as S.Sonic quickly rolls under fallen logs that he can't jump over* SB: Let's make another bet *Shadow Bonic hits the side of a ledge and starts climbing* SS: Hm? *S.Sonic jumps and makes it to the top before Shadow Bonic* SB: Whoever wins this race will stay in the Dark Garden army, if you win, I leave *A cliff comes before them as S.Sonic Jumps first but falls into the water and starts swimming forward* SS: and If you win, I leave? I'll take that bet *Shadow Bonic makes the jump and grabs the ledge of the cliff as S.Sonic makes it to the top, bith neck to neck* SB: Good, you better have, because if you declined, that would mean I'm more Leader material, only leaders can always agree on bets SS: Yea, but I'm sure you shouldn't have made that bet, because you'll lose SB: Oh yea? How's that? *S.Sonic trips Shadow Bonic as he rolls down and hits a tree* SS: Sucker, that's how you win in my book *S.Sonic rests down after a couple minutes of running* SS: Whoo! can really get a guy tired..hnuh? *A shadowy figure is jumping the trees* SS: Shadow Bonic! SB: It seems that the hare has made his rest! SS: Ergh! I better activate a speed boost and jump up there with him! *S.Sonic boosts forward and catches with Shadow Bonic* SB: We're halfway through this 50 mile course, you ready for defeat? SS: You better believe it! *What will happen next? Find out next time* *solar,high above,is videotaping the entire thing,sound included* SS: It's time we take this to the extreme! SB: Oh, what I thought you were doing was extreme! SS: Ha ha, very funny *Shadow Bonic jumps down and grabs a vine and swings on a couple logs towards a cliff* SS: Oh yea? What do you think you're doing? *Shadow Bonic picks up a long stone* SB: What you should be doing SS: ? *Shadow Bonic jumps off the cliff S.Sonic didn't see* SB: Let's see you survive this! *Shadow Bonic shoves the stone into the side of the cliff to slow his descend* SB: Erk! *the rocks collapse as Shadow Bonic falls and large rocks come out of the cliff along with the trees on the edge* SS: Ha! You just made it easy for me to reach the bottom SB: I don't know what to say to that, I'm afraid I'll say something Cliche' SS: You think so? SB: like that *Shadow Bonic grabs a rock and gets up* SB: This will be a pretty long fall, get read to "rumble" SS: Very funny SB: Makes me the leader SS: Oh does it? *Shadow Bonic gives S.Sonic a punch in the face* *S.Sonic uppercuts Shadow Bonic* SS: You're good SB: And you're not *Shadow Bonic kicks S.Sonic, he falls off towards the next rock over* SB: I'm afraid your fighting moves have been "crumbled" SS: Yea? Well about to get "stoned" SB: You'd better "Granite" this defeat to your loser book SS: I'm afraid you're just gonna "crack" at all these bad puns SB: You'd better "quartz" now before you lose SS: You'd better "Gabboro" the nearst object SB: you're going to "Diamond" after this is over SS: ... SB: HA! out of puns! *S.Sonic comes up and punches Shadow Bonic* SS: Take a "crack" at that SB: You'd better start biting the "dust" then, because you're going down! *Shadow Bonic comes over and sucker punches him* SB: our battle has been "Fracture'd" *Shadow Bonic jumps off of the rock* *Then the stones crash towards the ground* SB: Seems he did bite the "Dust" and get "Stoned" at the same time" *some ruble starts to shift* SS: This "Igneous" over yet! *Shadow Bonic is running at full speed now* SB: I can't- SS: Let him catch up? SB: YOU! SS: Yes, it is I, and now, your downfall is coming SB: It's time you get owned, this is the final fight, no more running! Bring it on! SS: Let's see you try *Shadow Bonic summons up his power to become Super* SSB: Now you'll know what it's to get beaten! SS: Heh heh, you thought this was that easy? Then you've got another thing coming! *S.Sonic summons up all of his strength to become Hyper Sonic* HS: Well, I was always super, now let's see if you cam take me on now! SSB: HA! I'll make sure you will be the one hitting the floor! *Super Shadow Bonic flies up along with Hyper Sonic* SSB: Now let us see the true extent of your power! *Super Shadow Bonic goes over and punches H.Sonic, he doesn't even flinch* HS: Is that all? *Hyper Sonic grabs Super Shadow Bonic's leg and throws him to the ground* HS: Who's the one who'll be hitting the floor now? SSB: It'll be you later *Super Shadow Bonic goes up towards H.Sonic and Uppercuts him* HS: alright, now I'm seeing some anger from you SSB: Anger? You want anger? I'll GIVE YOU ANGER! *Super Shadow Bonic grabs Hyper Sonic and throws him down* SSB: It's time you feel my flow of anger! *Super Shadow Bonic continuosly punches Hyper Sonic* HS: Heh, you can't beat me! no matter how hard you try, and since I'm not true evil, cheap writing *Hyper Sonic punches Super Shadow Bonic, kicks him, throws him around* HS: There's no way you can win now! SSB: You wanna bet! Have you checked your ring count yet? HS: Hah! Your failure at introducing chap writing makes me laugh! We don't use rings! SSB: But we have stamina, and I'm afraid you're just about to run out! *Hyper Sonic starts weakening* HS: Heh, that little weakness won't affect me! SSB: Wanna bet? *Super Shadow Bonic punches Hyper Sonic in the nose area as flies back* HS: Dang! He's either gotting stonger, or I'm getting stronger! Come at me you fool! *What will happen next, will there be another bad cliffhanger? Or will it actually end next time? Probably not...* *solar is still filming* solar:gotta send this to the movie company once i get the chance. *You start to hear it doesn't matter from Sonic adventure* SSB: You know H.Sonic, it doesn't matter what happens to me, as long as my crew lives HS: ? SSB: But I will never give up the fight, no matter what happens HS: It seems your boost of courage will defeat SSB: When I look back? No, I really don't need, I just need to always looks ahead, I won't give up til the very end! HS: Let's see if this will help you out at all! SSB: You'd better believe it! *Super Shadow Bonic goes up towards Hyper Sonic, grabs his legs and slams him down* SSB: Let's see if you cam survive this! *He charges towards Hyper Sonic* SSB: EAT THIS YOU PIECE OF- *You hear sephiroth's theme from advent children as Hyper Sonic grabs him by the throat area* HS: Now that there is enough time, there is no way that I will get defeated by your everlasting cheapness! *Hyper Sonic summons a Katana from the ground* HS: Let's see if this will finally slice you into pieces *Hyper Sonic charges towards Super Shadow Bonic* SSB: No, I can't...get defeated...*cough*...this easily *Super S.Bonic grabs his kantana in the center where it doesn't cut him* HS: Really good attempt Shadow Bonic, but how long do you think this will last? SSB: Enough for you! *Super Shadow Bonic rolls out of the way just barley avoiding the swing* SSB: Oh crap! I'm running out of energy! I've got to conserve, before I run out! HS: Feeling a little sapped there Shadow Bonic? SSB: Not the least bit! I'll take you down in a flash! *Super S.Bonic rolls out of the way to attempt an uppercut* HS: Really now, you think that'll work? *Hyper Sonic grabs Super S.Bonic's arm and throws him to the side, dorectly into a tree* HS: Let's play adam's apple SSB: Heh heh... *Shadow Bonic reverts back to normal* SB: I don't even think that's the right name for it HS: You're right, it's called Shadow Bonic's Apple! SB: !!! *Hyper Sonic dashes forward as an apple hits him on the head, midly distracing him* SB: I'll take a bite of this! *Shadow Bonic bites into the apple to find that it is slightly rotted* SB: Eck, disgusting! HS: Not as bad as this battle is going to end up! SB: It's not over til the fat chao sings *A really fat chao walks over with a mike and prepares to sing* SB: DON'T EVEN START! *An immense glow starts to form around Shadow Bonic's Peridot* *Knight of the Wind plays over advent children* HS: What is this? *Hyper Sonic back-flips back* SB: Could it be? The one and all...Magneous blade? All right creep, let's finish this once and for all! HS: Well, let's see if that blade will even help you out even slightly! SB: This balde will do more to you than you could imagine! *Shadow Bonic Stabs the sword into the ground and summons magma from around and fills the whole floor with it as he goes back to being super* SSB: Now, this will be the battle that will finish it off! HS: You take this as if it were a little game, ok then, bring it on! *Live and Learn now plays as the battle begins* SSB: Alright you monster, here's to my real skill! *Super Shadow Bonic goes over towards Hyper Sonic as they both sword cash continuously, striking and missing one another until they get interlocked* SSB: So, I see you're a pretty good sword fighter! HS: You think so? I thought you were pretty weak so I went easy on you SSB: Oh, you haven't seen my true power yet! *They go back to more sword clashing, except this time they do more damage, swing harder, faster, swifter, nimbler....you get the point, and then they get interlocked again* SSB: For a katana, that's pretty powerful, usually they break due to their slim factor HS: I'm a little bit suprised your able to carry that thing SSB: I'm suprised you haven't give up! FIAGRA 3! *Shadow Bonic's Sword glows red and slices right through Hyper Bonic's Blade* HS: Ha! YOu thought that was all? I have more where those came from *Hyper Sonic Summons up 100 total katanas and starts fling them towards Super Shadow Bonic* SSB: This is the first time a battle has become slightly epic *Super Shadow Bonic blocks a few of the katans as well as dodging them and getting hit by a couple* SSB: I think that I've finally learnt the only open spot *Super Shadow Bonic dashes through the only spot open as fast as he could as-* *the screen flashes red...all music stops* SSB: ... HS: So...Shadow Bonic, have you learned this new slice of information? I know where you would have gone through, so I decided to make a false opening. SSB: ... HS: Enjoying the new look Shadow Bonic? *You see a sword sticking right through Shadow Bonic as he sits there...floating in mid space* HS: Now you know what it's like to take the fall! *You hear With me(Sonic and the Black Knight) start to play* SSB: Heh, there's one thing you forgot about Hyper Sonic HS: hm? SSB: We chaos chao don't live off blood! HS: Oh yea, I probably shou- *Super Shadow Bonic Punches Hyper Sonic directly in the face forcing to fly towards a little rock in the lava feild* HS: Urk *Hyper Sonic reverts back to Super Sonic due to loss of energy* SS: Ugh, I can still take you on! *Super Shadow Bonic slowly floats down to the rock S.Sonic is on* SSB: How did you suppose you did that hm? *Shadow Bonic reverts back to normal to conserve energy* SB: You can't even stand up, so how could you do any of this? *Shadow Bonic kicks S.Sonic* SB: How do like getting kicked around now huh? SS: I don't...like it, but for the sake of leaving everyone on a cli- *Shadow Bonic grabs S.Sonic and pins him down to stop him from doing anything* SB: No, not this time, no more cliffhangers *Shadow Bonic uses the surrounding lava and rock to keep S.Sonic stuck on the rock* SB: Now, you can stay here! *Shadow Bonic goes bakc to Super* SSB: Ah revoir S.Sonic! I'll see you whenever you get free of that imprisoment! *Super Shadow Bonic flies off towards the rest* SSB: I think this battle went a little too long *You now hear Bently Jones version of Seven Rings in Hand* Silver: Don't you think you might have gone a little too hard, he was the start of it all SSB: Yea, but he didn't start his role as a major Dark Chao Role-play reqruit, that's where I major soldier! Shadow: Don't you get the feeling that he might just come back at some point? He can't just stay in Shade's dream forever SSB: Yea, but we don't even know if the new guys are even real, this could just be all apart of our improvising, to thicken plot AC: That doesn't explain why they wouldn't just wake Shade up SSB: Exactly why this couldv'e been staged Flame: What if he wanted to come to you in here so you two wouldn't cause as much destruction in real life like you did here SSB: Possibly, hey Solar! Solar: Yea? SSB: Get me another warp star would'ja? Solar: Yea yea whatever *A warp star comes and picks up Super Shadow Bonic* SSB: Now I can rest *He reverts back to normal* *The Song ends* *The camera cuts to the floating rock* *You hear a muffled noise* SS: I will be back...sometime later, but not again in this mission, I'm done getting owned *So, it seems this little race has been complete...any plot advances yet?* *solar is now surfing on the warp star* SB: Yea, you just keep surfing on your warp star, I'm gonna relax here, until something happens, or some real plot comes in. *solar finds a control panel* solar:holy crap! this is...the control panel for shade's body! *he grabs a control and makes shade's body run into a brick wall* oops...*he makes shade walk over to the hero garden,and Chao throws a toilet paper roll at his head* *shade wakes up* *Shadow Bonic slaps Solar and wakes him up* SB: Daydream after daydream, it's not that easy Solar Silver: All know that, hey, I had an Idea, but it requires Shadow Bonic's power SB: Sure whatever Silver: I'll use my telecenetics to make my shape look scary SB: And where do I come in Silver: You're the power who allows me to use that much energy SB: What could possibly be THAT enormous Silver: Not enormous... SB: No...you can't mean Silver: Yes...the Tails Doll *You hear thunder and a horse neigh* SB: Heh heh, references Silver: You ready? SB: Alright....here we go! Tails Doll: My energy feeds off this! I will eat the rest of this so you can't continue! SB: What have I done? [Shade slaps Shadow Bonic and makes HIM wake up] Shade: Solar just woke me up. It looks like you were sleeping on the job a bit there, dude. SB: Huh? No, I was just trying to wake YOU-- Shade: Nontheless, we have one last problem. SB: Yes? Shade: Now that I'm awake, I've found some creepy shadows in here, and the word, "Rakshawl" painted on my wall in blood. Dark: YOUR wall? It's everybody's-- Shade: Shut up. Either way, it's not right. Solar: Sir! What was that about "creepy shadows?" Shade: Walking shadows. SB: And usually I who wake the others AC: Well, you've been made into an idiot twice this mission SB: Yea, well...says you! AC: We all know it was you all along SB: Don't have to play it like that Sonic: Guys, are you forgetting something? Shadow: Hm...I remember it having to do something with Shadowy creatures... Flame: I can pull the cheapest trick in the book! Silver: Don't tell me, that flashlight from the mission with the milkman? Flame: ...You sure it was from that episode? Silver: I'm pretty sure that it was that one...at least I think Flame: So...uh...what about those new guys from Shade's dream Silver: They were useless Flame: Figures generic shadowy figure: are we going to fight or what? Flame: Yea, we're going to fight *Turns on the flashlight...nothing shines* Flame: Freakin duracell, need some AA batteries Silver: No, those run on double D's SB: That's what she said! Silver: No that's what I said SB: Way to ruin a bad joke...here, take these Silver: What are they? SB: They're double D's Silver: That's what she said! SB: Wow...my plan backfired *Flame inserts the double D batteris* Flame: Take this! HA! *Nothing happens* Flame: Whoops! Wrong direction...lemme see here... AC: Ah...Shining Light! SB: That's a crappy attack AC: So, it gets the job done SB: That would help if you had MP left AC: We don't use MP SB: Darnit, my plan to lengthen this plot backfired! AC: By the way, that's 4 failures Silver: No, it's 5, he tried a "That's what she said" Joke and that failed SB: Just end it already solar:*fires a arrow at the last remaining shadow creature and it kills it* Shade: *pant* Oh, good... they're all dead. Solar: Sir, I fear the worst is yet to come. Flame: I know how you feel. Shade: I'm gonna have to agree with you guys, this time. DH: Hey, Shade! We got mail! [Shade opens an envelope] Shade: "Get out." SB: From whom is it? Shade: The same person who wrote "Rakshawl" on this wall. SB: How can you tell? Shade: Because, in the corner of the envelope, it says, "From the desk of Rakshawl." SB: Oh. Shade: Still, you guys should prepare yourselves. Whoever this guy is, he is willing to kill us. [close-up of Shade's face] Shade: And I think he CAN. SEE YOU NEXT MISSION? ------------------ There ya go. That was Darkness. Super-long, huh? The next mission, Quelle Horreur! takes place in a supermarket because I couldn't think of anywhere else for it to take place. ------------------ Dark Chao Role-Playing Game Mission 18: Quelle Horreur! [cut to Shade, Dark, and the army of Freelancers exploring....... a supermarket!] SB: Um... Shade? Why are we here, again? Shade: *sigh* I promised Dark I'd get him a new toaster. Dark: Make it a sparkly one! Ade: Do they even SELL toasters in supermarkets? Shade: Hey! ChaoMart is one of the most reliable shops I know. They should have toasters. [the lights go out] P.A: Attention, shoppers. [pause] PA: *clears throat loudly* I said, ATTENTION, shoppers! Shade: You mean US? PA: Yes, I mean YOU. Please take cover, and have an eventful day! .....and die, too. Solar: .....that didn't sound good. [they quickly take cover in some shelves, or something] [some government agents are walking around] Agent1: So, did you hear about how the Ex Nowts are dead? Agent2: That's a relief. I've been really worried that they might do something drastic, like kidnap some chao and place them on the moon, or something. Agent1: Um... I think they DID do that. Agent2: They did? A1: Yeah. It was way back in Mission 3. A2: Oh. But, isn't that when they died? A1: Yes. Anyway, where are those chao now? A2: I dunno. But, I'd love to kill them. Shade: You hear that, guys? They want to kill us! Go get 'em! SB: Well, I'd love to have a little action! Silver: Don't take this to an extreme SB: Extreme? EXTREME! YOU WANT EXTREME? I'LL GIVR IT TO YA! *Shadow Bonic froms up a light arrow from nowehere, and fires it right through one of the agents* Silver: Oh come on, that was nothing *Silver uses his ESP to make a shelf fall on top of 5 agents* SB: Isn't there only 2 agents? Silver: Why would they send only 2 agents against us? SB: Good point, let's get them AC: Alright Shadow: Here we go Sonic: Let's do this! Flame: Insert generic battle cry here, because I'm too lazy to say one AC: Eat this! *Angel Chao floats up and body slams an agent as another one comes from behind* Shadow: Angel, watch out! *Shadow pulls out a knife and stabs him through the heart* AC: You know what? I never really liked this gory stuff *Flame pulls out a shotgun and shoots one in the face* AC: Until now, but wait, isn't this a user friendly kind of Role-Play? Flame: You mean nothing over PG-13? Aw man *He shoots the rating* AC: Never mind what I said SB: You know what Silver, this is a little ridiculous Silver: You said it *Silver uses his ESP to hold 2 agents in place* SB: Bloody Massacare! *Shadow Bonic goes up to the guard with his Magneous Blade he pulled out offscreen* SB: Now we're slicing! *Both of the agents are sliced in half* SB: Heh, this is too easy! Silver: A little too easy A1: Hey, they're taking us out, pull out bull-dog-58 SB: Huh? Bull-Dog-58? A2: We like to call him "The Destroyer" SB: That name hasn't been overused before A2: What was that? Go get him Destroyer! BD-58: Affermative *The machine pops out and it has multiple canons, machine guns, mines...and stuff* SB: I hate it when the plot is advanced Silver: This will be a pretty long battle...I hope AC: Shutup, before it attacks one of us *Shadow Bonic goes up to the machine and...gives it a little bit of dents* SB: Dang, this things is strong! AC: We can't let it end like this, it's too short! *Angel Chao summons up the light arrow and shoots it at The Destroyer* AC: I hope this works *The dust clears and all of the dents are gone* AC: No Way! I healed it! I hope someone can do better Shadow: Obviously I can *Shadow Jumps up and tries to slice the cords, ending up with him getting electrocuted* Shadow: Hoover Dam, that thing is strong! Flame: Let me get a shot at this! *Flame swirls aound and makes a...sigh...flame* Flame: Insert generic battle cry here! *Flame swirling at high speeds rams right into the machine* Flame: I don't have enough power...Silver? Silver: On it! *Silver uses his ESP to make more pressure on the machine to allow Flame more force...no effect* Silver: I don't think that this can be won... SB: No, it can be won, we just aren't trying hard enough, quick link your power with mine! All other chao (on my team): Alright! *Their powers swirl around them to link to make an ultimate strength* SB: Alright... *Shadow Bonic starts flashing more colors at once* HSB: It's time... Hyper Silver: That we finish this being HSB: Once and for all! *Oh and that's all we have for today, come back next time on... Reality Chao TV!* *Canned laughter* HSB: I don't have time for this right now! *Hyper Shadow Bonic shoots the machine spewing out the canned laughter* HSB: Now that's a real save! *Real laughgter this time* HSB: Now that's one and true laughter! Hyper Silver: Um...what about ending this thing right now? HSB: Oh yea, almost forgot, be right back soon with a better script! Hyper Sonic: We have a script? HSB: Um...no? *Real Laughter* solar:*rolls eyes* *leaps onto the machine,and bites an arm,and several wires are showing* *solar takes out a stone knife*what? metal conducts electricity. *cuts a wire,and the machine turns it's guns on him,after throwing him off*crap!!!! *he dodges an attack,and then he sees a random cast-iron frying pan flying at his head* DOUBLE CRAP! *he dodges that,and scurries back behind a shelf* Shade: Oh, I got this one. [Shade hops up, and destroys the Destroyer] [pause] [the Destroyer comes back to life, and sends him flying to the food bar] Shade: Ugh.... oh, no, you di-n't! [Shade charges at it, breaks part of it open, and enters it] Shade: Hmmm... now, which one of these is the red wire? [he realizes-- they're ALL red] Shade: Well, may as well pull 'em ALL. [cut to outside the supermarket] [pause] [pause] [pause] [BOOM!] [the supermarket flies into the air, and is destroyed] Shade: Uh.... *chuckle*.... wrong wire. [the Destroyer is still alive] HSB: All your attempts have left you guys getting seriously damaged, come on Silver Hyper Silver: I'm on it Shadow Bonic! *Hyper Shadow Bonic flies over towards the sides of The Destroyer and attempts to hold it still with the light polls* HSB: hey, Silver, get over here! Hyper Silver: I know this one already! *Hyper Silver summons up power to blast the concrete to the skies* Hyper Silver: Be up in a sec Destroyer: Will...not get defeated by such creatures...deploying air units *The Destroyer uses the jetpacks to kep in mid air while the fight will rage on* Hyper Silver: Shadow Bonic, we have to destroy it's air units, then it will fall to the ground and crash! HSB: That might work but I don't think tha- *Hyper Silver propels himself forward towards the jetpack* Hyper Silver: All right you creep now pre- Destroyer: I anticipated all of this! Sheild unit, deploy! *Sheilds pop up right in front of Hyper Silver causing an electric shock from the force feild* Hyper Silver: I hadn't expected this much from a simple machine! HSB: Buddy, from what I've been through, I can expect pretty much anything Destroyer: Must...Eliminate creatures know as...Chao...deploy missiles *The Destoryer fires multiple missiles at Hyper Shadow Bonic and Hyper Silver* Hyper Silver: We can't let this battle go in vain, quick! get near me Shadow Bonic! HSB: Roger that Silver *They get close as Hyper Silver uses his powers to make a barrier to block the missiles* Hyper Silver: Ergh! Shadow Bonic, I don't know how much longer I can hold this up HSB: Don't worry about it Silver, I'll take care of this one! *Hyper Shadow Bonic zooms towards the missiles deflecting a couple of them while also getting damaged* HSB: Eat this! *Hyper Shadow Bonic punches The Destroyer in it's head located body in an attempt to make it malfunction* Destroyer: No damage was recived by this blow...initiated counter...cannot complete operation Hyper Silver: Shadow Bonic! It hasn't gotten free of your imprisoment of polls HSB: That's right! Alright, now take this! *Hyper Shadow Bonic grabs one end of the poll and pulls it in to tighten it up, but fails to crush the metal* Destroyer: Aquiring battle tactic data...initiating counter HSB: I've got to try this again *Hyper Shadow Bonic tries to pull but The Destroyer grabs Hyper Shadow Bonic and throws him towards the ground* Destroyer: I don't think you will regain health after this Hyper Silver: You forgetting something? Destroyer: ? Hyper Silver: You forgot me! Destroyer: Dispatch missile units! Hyper Silver: Not going to work this time! *The missiles go flying straight at Hyper Silveras he uses his ESP* Hyper Silver: How about you get a taste of your own medicine? * Hyper Silver grabs the missiles with his mind and throw them right back at the Destroyer* Destroyer: I will anticipate this move as well! Hyper Silver: I don't think so! *Hyper Silver stops the missiles, confusing the Destroyer* Desstroyer: Why have you stopped attacking? Hyper Silver: You should know why! *Hyper Silver flings the missiles at the Destroyer* Hyper Silver: Did I get it? *The smoke clears and you see the front of the destoyers armor gone, sparks and one flasing eye* Destroyer: Don't...get...ahead of yourself *Hyper Shadow Bonic finally flies back up* HSB: What's going on Silver Hyper Silver: I'm afraid that all of this is only the beggining of a true evil HSB: What do you mean? Destoryer: Heh heh, I'm only the small part of a larger machine, it will take it's power from me, you only made it easier for me to kill you! HSB: What? *The Destroyer floats up into the air with his body turned away* Destroyer: Eliminator! Rise, so I shall become one with you! HSB: Eliminator? Eliminator: ... *The destroyer attaches itself to the Eliminator* Destroyer: Eliminate...these........... *Destroyer goes offline as the Eliminator wakes up* Eliminator: Target aquired, eliminating target immedeatly! HSB: Great, just when things were starting to go good, it just becomes bleak... Hyper Silver: There is only one way that we can take this thing down HSB: You're not saying that we do...THAT are you? Hyper Silver: No, I mean it, we must do this now! HSB: Alright, if you say so, but I don't know how this will end! *Hyper Shadow Bonic and Hyper Silver preform a ritual to use a fusion technique* HSB: Alright... Hyper Silver: Here we go! *They fuse together to make Ultimate Silver Bonic* USB: Well, now we have got to take this thing down while we have the chance! *Their appearance finally shows...they look like a Silver Chaos Chao with flashing eyes* Eliminator: You can't win this battle, you know that if you were to continue now, it would only end in a short battle! USB: That's where you are wrong! This battle will go on for quite some time! Now bring it on! Silver Magneous Blade! Arise! *The giant sword appears again to bring sown the Eliminator* USB: This is where all will end Eliminator! Eliminator: We'll see about that! *Both of them fly off into space because...space is epic* USB: Alright, now we will take you down Eliminator: That's what you think, look down and listen *Ultimate Silver Bonic looks down to see the two agents cornering Angel Chao and the others* A1: With your energy sapped, you will be too weak to defend against us A2: I've always wanted to do this AC: Oh Shadow Bonic, Silver, get back here soon Shadow: It's not over till the fat chao sings! *Shadow Pulls out a chaos emerald as it shines with its streak and luster* Shadow: I will use this to defeat you two, then use two other emeralds to help Shadow Bonic and Silver A1: You think that will help you? Shadow: You'd better believe it! *Shadow uses the emerald to become Super Shadow* Super Shadow: Alright, now eat this! *Super Shadow Blasts the two agents to te ground with ease* Super Shadow: And now for the other two emeralds Sonic: Can't I come Shadow? Super Shadow: No, only because people would be confused Sonic: How? Super Shadow: Read the previous mission *Super Shadow absorbs the other two emeralds to become Ultimate Shadow* Ultimate Shadow: Don't worry guys, I'll be up there soon! *It goes back to Ultimae Silver Bonic and the Eliminator* USB: I didn't even need to go down there Eliminator: I didn't expect my agents to get defeated so easily USB: Well, that's where you were wrong *Ultimate Shadow makes it to the space where the others are* USB: Shadow, let's take this guy down, his genericness will be his end! Ultimate Shadow: I know what you mean! Chaos Control! *Time freezes for the Eliminator* Ultimate Shadow: Chaos Blast! Chaos Spear! Insert another Chaos move here! USB: Alright, time to finishe this! Ultimate Speed burst! *Ultimate Silver Bonic blasts right through The Eliminator multiple times* Eliminator: Destroyer! Get out of here! Send the military our data on these.... *The Destroyer with refined armor dispatches from the Eliminator as it blows up* Destroyer: I will get this data too the meilitary! USB: You wish! Ultimate Shadow: Let me handle this! Chaos Spear! *A chaos spear shoots off the air units and the destroyer falls down to earth* USB: Alright, let's head back down A3: We'd better get outta here! A4: Agreed! *The 2 remaining agents run away back to the military* USB: Alright, another mission done...or is it? *They unfuse and revert back to normal* Ultimate Shadow: Knowing ho short this mission was, it porbably is longer *Shadow reverts back to normal* SB: I don't think this is the end of it all ==Later== A4: Hey, agent 3 A3: Yea? A4: Isn't that that destroyer unit in the sea? A3: It is by golly, we need to bring it back with us, it could hold tons of information on it A4: Mission somewhat accomplished for us! A3: Yea! *the fish out the machine then high five one another* A4: We did it! *suddenly an arrow hits the agents in their backs* gymm:*breaks the fourth wall* wondering where i was,viewers? well,now you know! [suddenly, the ground shakes] Agent2: Ah, that's the signal. Agent1: Let's evacuate the area immediately. [they run away really quickly as a GIANT SPIDER LANDS WTF] Shade: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! SB: ...what's HIS problem? Dark: Shade's scared of spiders. Shade: AAAAHHHH!!! GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY! Dark: Looks like it's up to me to command this squad. [Dark gets everyone's attention] Dark: EARTH DEFENCE FORCE, GO KILL THAT GIANT SPIDER! solar:anyone have a match? *he gets one off a shelf,lights it,catches the end of his arrow on fire,and fires it at the spider's leg,and the spider catches on fire and dies* SB: Wow...it all goes up into flames... Silver: Not yet! I wanna do something before it's complete ash! SB: What's that? Silver: You'll see *Silver starts dashing towards the giant spider* Silver: FALCON... SB: You cannot be serious... *Shadow Bonic facepalms* Silver: PUNCH!!!!!! *The spider gets eliminated completely* SB: You just had to...didn't you? Silver: Yep! *solar growls,and walks up to silver* solar:if you do that again,i'll falcon punch YOU! you shattered my bow! do you have any idea how long it took me to make that?! *grabs a toaster before it can catch on fire,and it's really shiny* *they walk out* Silver: Why would you have your bow on the spider in the first place? Solar: Because if I didn't my bow would be in perfect condition Silver: Isn't that what you want? Solar: No, my bow needs to be right next to the spider to make sure it ends well Silver: I could do a better falcon punch anyways Solar: What was that? Silver: You heard me Solar: You wanna go then? Silver: Where Dairy Queen? Solar: Oh that's it! Flacon... *Silver ducks* Silver: Falcon kick! *Solar is now suspended in mid air for a sort time* Silver: FALCON... *Solar looks at Silver* Solar: PUNCH! *Silver flies back from the punch* Silver: Oh, you're good, but nothing can survive the Falcon Knee of death! Solar: OMG! NO WAI! Silver: YES WAI! FALCON KNEE OF DEATH! OMG TEH HAXOR! *Soalr flies out of the area back to the Dark Garden* Silver: I PWNED JOO FOO! *solar is standing right next to him* solar:sorry dude,but you fell for it! that was a hologram.*his hand starts glowing with purple fire* sb:OH CRAP! solar:RRRAAAAAAGGGHHHH! *does ganondorfs warlock punch which is 10 times more powerful than the falcon knee of death and it hits* *Shadow Bonic grabs Solar's fist* SB: You did NOT try to attack me when I never did Solar: Oh yeah? Well I just did! SB: Bring it on punk! *Shadow Bonic forms all his energy to become Ultimate Shadow Bonic* USB: So Solar, you feeling lucky? Solar: You'd better believe it! USB: Well, your luck's about to run out! *Ultimate Shadow Bonic rams into Solar and send him offscreen* USB: KO! Solar: Heh, not yet USB: ? Solar: You only attackd my holagram talking about a hologram USB: Alright, I'll use my senses to find you *Ultimate Shadow Bonic uses all of his senses to find Solar* USB: AHA! *Ultimate Shadow Bonic goes straight to the real Solar and sned him flying towards the Dark Garden* Solar: Curses! Foiled again! USB: Please advance this nonexistant plot already before we go crazy bent on killing one another Shade: Uh, you haven't killed the spiders yet USB: Spiders? Shade: Yea, there's more than one you know USB: Oh snap...wait a sec, I'm ultimate! This will be easy! *Ultimate Shadow Bonic goes and kills off the rest of the spiders* USB: HA! Too easy! Silver: What am I even doing here again? Flame: Nothing Silver: Oh yea, right! Shade: *shudder* Good... they're gone.... they're gone.... [suddenly, a giant tarantula (oh, man... shudder...) grabs Shade, and takes him underground] Shade: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HELP! SB: GIANT TARANTULA YOU SAY?! Silver: NO WAI! WTF! SB: Quick silver, hand me the flashlight, rubber band, and that bean Silver: Okay, I don't know why though SB: It's meguiver time (or however you spell it)...HA! I'VE MADE A BOMB Silver: Don't hit Shade! SB: Don't worry, this bomb only hurts tarantulas! Silver: All this from a flashlight, rubber band, and a bean...NO WAI! SB: YES WAI! FALCON TOSS! *The flashlight bomb is thrown at the tarantula* SB: OH NOES, THE SERIOUSNESS HAS GONE FROM THIS LITTLE CHAPTER! QUICK, THE PLOT Silver: Got it foo! *Silver throws Shadow Bonic a stone that says plot on it* SB: I've got to through this at it! *Shadow Bonic throws the rock towards the ground and it bounce right back up to the beast and kills it* SB: wait a sec.. Silver: What? SB: I said point...not plot Silver: Really? I thought you said plot SB: No, Point, not Plot, now there's no way we can continue Silver: Yea we can, because we have a point! SB: Not funny Silver: Says you AC: Ahem guys...what about us? Sonic: Calm down, it's a subbish plottish Shadow: But I want action! This is boring Flame: At least you helped in the last one Shadow: So? *Shadow Bonic Face palms* Shade: Thanks for saving me. *shudder* Hang on... I'm just gonna go through a state of paranoia for a few hours.... *shudder* Solar: Sir! Now what, sir? Shade: Tak...take a look around.... [they look around the dark cavern] Dark: We found this rock. Shade: Cool. What else? SB: A pebble. Shade: Nice. Solar: I found this machine labelled, "Virus." Shade: Pfft! Throw it away. Who cares? C'mon, let's go home. [they go home] Shade: Just.... leave me. Let me... just.... calm down. Phantom: Hey. Shade: EEEEEEEEK! Ph: I was just saying, "Hi." I haven't gone on any missions lately. Shade: Don't.... don't sneak up on me like that! Ph: Well, how else do you want me to sneak up on you? Shade: Just DON'T! Ph: Okay! Sheesh. [Shade curls up into the fetal position, and starts muttering about spiders] Dark: ....I guess this means I get to command you guys! Yay! All: Oh, boy.... SEE YOU NEXT MISSION! ---------------------- The whole giant spiders thing, with EDF, and stuff, is a reference to a game for the 360 called "Earth Defense Force: 2019 AD," or something. In it, you play as a soldier for the EDF, and fight giant bugs and robots. Shade is scared of spiders just like me! :D The following mission, "Dark Days Ahead," stars Dark n' stuff. For the first time in a while, I let the chao do some Chao Races. ---------------------- Dark Chao Role-Playing Game Mission 19: Dark Days Ahead [cut to the Dark Garden; storm clouds are gathering] Dark: Oh, no! A storm's coming! C'mon, guys, let's go play in the Neutral Garden. [Dark leads the chao into the Neutral Garden, leaving Shade in a fetal position] Dark: Okay. While Shade's still scared about spiders, he's put me in charge. SB: But, you took charge. Dark: Shut up. Let's go look behind that waterfall! [they explore behind the waterfall] [they find the Chao Races] Dark: Oh, boy! Races! Let's go sign up! [cut to the first two races] [in one race is Solar up against some Hero chao, through a tunnel] [in the other is Flame, up against steroid-taking Hero chao, up a cliff] Flame: Um...a steroided muscle chao, well, like they always say...the tough ones are dumb ones! Hey Arnold Schwartzinager Arnold Chao: Vat is it puny Chao? Flame: I'm over there making it to the end *Flame points in the oppisite direction of the goal* Arnold Chao: Really? I Von't let you get ahead of me! Flame: They always fall for the cheap tricks *Flame climbs to the very tip top* Flame: That was easier than I thought Arnold Chao: Now vere did he go? He said he vas over here Congratulations! Race 2: Shadow Bonic up against killer lamps, on the Challenge Race. SB: Not to make this too simple or anything but... *Shadow Bonic pulls the plug on all of the lamps* SB: Like I said to aesy *Shadow Bonic makes it to the end* SB: Piece of cake! *meanwhile solar is running through the cave,and fires an arrow at the end of the cave,with a rope attached and swings all the way to the finish* Solar's Race 2: [Challenge Race, versus OMOCHAO!] Eliwood/Flame/whatever: You are told to wait inside a dark room. You hear strange noises coming from the contestants around you, but you cannot see who they are. Solar's race appears on a screen in front of you. *the two chao are whispering* SB: Hm...you hear that Silver? Silver: Hear what? SB: Over there, a couple of rustles...but I don't know what it is though *Flame comes out of nowhere...he's also whispering* Flame: Whoo, my race was easy SB: yea, but we're talking about something else Flame: what are you talking about Silver: Aparently, Shadow Bonic is hearing some strange noises from the other contestants Flame: Well, I can solve that *He starts to scream* Flame: I CAN ALWAYS USE MY FLASHLIGHT! *He uses his super flashlight to see every contestant to figure out that they are...* Night:Get that light out of my eyes! throws a pebble at Flame but misses and hits Dark *Flame is now mad, and gets up* Flame: Is that how it's going to be huh? SB: Flame, calm down, it's just one contestant Flame: He tried to throw a rock at me and hit Dark Silver: We don't want to cause anything here Flame, quit now, while your ahead Flame: He's gonna get it now! Silver: No! *Silver uses his ESP to stop Flame in his place* Silver: Let's just watch this race *Silver turns the Flashlight off* Silver: Sorry for the inconvenience, so, who are you? "Night, I'm a Hero fly-run chao." flapping his phonix wings flew above Flames reach *Flame's red face becomes....red from anger* Flame: That's it bub! You're really getting it now! Silver: Shut up! I'm watching the race Flame: Shut up? SHUT UP?! YOU WANT ME TO SHU- *Silver shut's Flame's mouth to shut him up* Silver: Ah, now Solar, let us se your race. Night torches Flame's head and covers it in a black soot Silver: Uh-oh Night, you've really done it this time *Flame brushes all the soot off* FLAME: Now you're gonna get it *Flame summons up all of his powers to make the whole room catach on fire* Super Flame: Now it's time you learn a thing or two from the veterans! *Super Flame dashes up towards Nights and throws him to the ground* Super Flame: Don't you ever do that again! *Flame summons lava to go around night, but it is slightly away from him so it doesn't get killed* Super Flame: You are now covered in Igneous rock sealment, it's easy to break through, but it takes a couple tries! SB: Hey! Silver, Calm him down Silver: Sorry Shadow Bonic, it won't work this time SB: Ugh, however will this end up? Night starts to draw heat in to his body and melts through the ignieus rock, "Never mess with a phonix" Night said demonicly and shifting from hero to dark chao before their eyes. Super Flame: Pheonix xhaos weren't as tough as I remember them to be, in fact, I fought along side one of them a long time ago, I knew his real name, but we just called him Pheonix *Super Flame nows summons more power around him* Super Flame: He taught me everything, how to summon energy, control Fire, and do all of this stuff, I will start about this sub-plot after I finish you *Super Flame now musters up the strngth to become Hyper Flame* Hyper Flame: *sniiiiffff* *sigh* Now this will be all too easy! Ref: Hey you two! Get down from there, you don't want to be banned from this tournament do you? Both of them: Sorry Ref *Hyper Flame remains Hyper since he has the ability to* Hyper Flame: Like I said, a long time ago, with the pheonix chao... ==Back into the past two reincarnations ago== Flame: Hey, Pheonix, I think that we might need to join the army Pheonix: What are you talking about, there is no war going on Flame: I don't know Pheonix, the chao world is looking for a war Pheonix: Yea, but what side should we choose, we're both neutrals Flame: I don't know exactly though, but it seems it'd be best if we chose the Dark Side? Pheonix: Why Dark? Hero could be a lot better Flame: I'm tellin ya Pheonix, the Darks are gonna win this war Pheonix: What are you talking about? Flame: Trust me Pheonix, I've never been wrong before Pheonix: that might be the truth to it all Flame: So what are we waiting for? Let's get going! Pheonix: Oh yeah? Make it there first! Flame: You wish *The screen of the past fades away* ==Back to the present== Hyper Flame: And that's the whole start of it all, when we finally got in the army, we had worked under this head sargent, named Ben, but we all called him sarge. *Screen fades to Flame and Pheonix* ==Back to the fut- I mean Past== *Flame and Pheonix are doing jumping jacks* Flame: I don't think this is entirely nescesary Pheonic: Yea, except we're actually training, I heard the Heros are just eating icecream Flame: What a bunch of whimps Pheonix: Yea, I know *The two chao get slapped in the back* Ben: Hey you two lover birds, need a room? I can provide you with that Flame: Just gotta love Sarge's sense of humor Ben: I'm sorry soilder, I can't hear you! Speak up! Flame: I said you just gotta love Sarge's sense of humor Ben: Getting soft on me are we now? Run laps you two Flame and Phwonic: Yes Sir! *screen fades back to Hyper Flame and the others* ==Back to the present== Hyper Flame: Yea, first talk with the sarge, good times SB: Hey uh...Flame Hyper Flame: Yea? SB: We're outta time Hyper Flame: Oh whoops! Sorry folks! Night: Wait what just happened? We were about to go have an epic battle and I was going to Go to a level past hyper,Doma. I'm afraid that Solar has automatically lost the race by waiting too long. But, he's now in the dark room with you two. Flame: Solar? You there? Solar: Zzzzz.....ZZZ....zzz.... Night: HEY! WAKE UP! Solar: I AM THE EGGMAN, I AM THE WALRUS, KOO-KOO-KA-CHOO! Wha? What!? Flame: Easy there, Red Ringo of Death. You were asleep. Solar: Oh. ...where are we? SB: How should we know? ?: Greetings. Allow me to introduce myself, chao. [the figure claps its hands; the lights turn on, revealing....] [BELIEVE IT OR NOT, but he is one of those Elite Covenant freaks (the blue guys) from Halo] ?: I.... am Rakshawl. It is rather.... neat to meet and greet you. Flame: That was catchy. Night: What do you want with us? Rks: Relax. I only want to warn you of things to come. Solar: Shade doesn't want us talking to strangers. Rks: Well.... I'm Rakshawl. I'm from this faraway city called Chao Talk. You are Solar. There! Now we know each other! Solar: ...I guess so. Rks: Anyway, I must warn you of something. Your leader, Shade.... is going crazy. Solar: Balderdash! Rks: BalderTRUTH. He is. He is obsessed with getting the best army ever, and will stop at nothing until he gets one. Flame: Leave your chitter-chatter for someone who CARES! Rks: *evil laughter* "Someone who CARES," Flame? You SHOULD be caring, ya little punk. Night: And why is THAT? Rks: Because I have been authorized to kill you. Night uses the radio to call John117 to help " lets do this' says Night, who ties up Rks with steel chains Flame: Heh heh, DBZ Chaoing, but now let's get on with the real stuff. That sublot never existed, just thought I needed some way to lengthen the post Readers: OMG! HE BROKE THE 4TH WALL! Rks: So Flame, I have been ordered to kill you, now you will die Flame: I don't think so! Rks: Bring it on *The two go at it, head to head, punches to punches, kicks to kicks, eating to eating* Flame: No way, you are a pretty strong fellow Rks: Yes, but so are you, slightly Flame: I'll make you eat those words *They fight again, with Flame being the victor* Flame: Now scat, I was too lazy to fight, and this will continue later *Rakshal walks away* Rks: He may have one there, but his life will not last long since he will die in the near future Night: Hey arn't we suposed to capture him? Flame: Naw, doing that would cause a time paradox, since this is before Dark Chao Adventures, and if we kill/capture an important character when It's not supposed to happen...It causes a time paradox Readers: AND BREAK THE 4th WALL AGAIN! Night: So no Amy "special" atacks? Flame: That was odd. Night: I guess we'll learn more about him later. [they find a way out of the dark room] Dark: So, all this time, this guy named "Rakshawl" was waiting for you to come along? [Shade waltzes on in] Shade: I'm better now. Sorry about that. [they tell Shade about the stuff] Shade: Oh, boy. I seem to remember that name... from my dreams. SB: Really? Shade: Yeah. Guys? Our doom is coming. SEE YOU NEXT MISSION! -------------------- Time for the FINAL Intermission! Final Intermission: [Shade casually hands people a piece of paper] "Attention, soldier. This is to inform you that your next mission is coming up REAL soon, and will feature extended periods of time away from the Garden. So, during your intermission, get some supplies. You will need to somehow find: -a LOT of food -a LOT of drinks -a colostomy bag -and whatever else you'll need to be sent away from the Garden for long periods of time. I don't care how you get them, just get them! Make sure you get a TON. -Shade" So, FINAL Intermission time! Night: Uh, Sir Shade sir. What would you do if there was a hero chao among our ranks, sir? Shade: So? You were a Hero once. Now get back to your post. Night: Uh..... what? Shade: Oh, sorry. I was making a reference to DCA. Night: What? Shade: Oh, that's right, it hasn't been invented yet. Night: ....what? Shade: Just.... just don't worry. I don't care if there's a Hero anymore. I used to, but now I don't. Dark: Just like how he used to care about your ranks, but now he doesn't. Shade: Just have your fun, do your stuff, and we won't start the next mission until EVERYONE'S ready. SAY HELLO TO! Quartz: HMMMMMMMMMMMM..... You find quartz just sitting there in a cocoon. (if you dont remember Quartz...Hang on) SEARGEANT PEPPER! EXPLAIN QUARTZ PLEASE! Ah yes, Quartz. Quartz is a chao who is the butt of every joke. ....some jokes. He is actually a pretty good chao, and is willing to do **** under Shade's command. Mess with him, and you're messing with not only Quartz, but Quartz' sanity. ....so keep messing with him. Night runs and gets an ATV and a few dozen cans of gas, food, and water. Night: I'm ready! Flame: Mess with him? Oh, I'm ready for that! SB: Hey that's My line! Flame: At least I didn't say, and my whole group is willing to too. SB: So? Flame: Whatever,hey, you'd better "Quartz" Right now before we humiliate you! SB: Flame Flame: Yea? SB: Leave the rock puns to me Flame: Why SB: Because I'm better at them Flame: So? We're supposed to mess with him SB: Mess with him, not humiliate him to death, not make fun of him...ect. Shade: But that's what I said you could do. SB: Oh....well, prepare to "rock" and roll Quartz! Flame: Wow, you're right you ARE better at it than me SB: Told you Night: What makes a mission hard for me is when I get swarmed by G.U.N. agents or I'm teamed with D(o)ark solar:what makes a mission hard for me is...well,being separated from gymm. (also,solar has been known to get VERY ticked off if someone other than shade touches his bow without his permission) SB: What makes something hard? Getting past Fox Censors *Canned Laughter* AC: What makes something hard? Breaking the 4th Wall *Canned Laughter* Shadow: What makes something hard? Having to listen to canned laughter *Canned Laughter* Silver: What makes something hard? Not being able to use my ESP! *no laughter* *Real laughter from the no laughter* *Canned laughter from the real laughter* *Silence from the real laughter* Sonic: What makes something hard? Looking at something that turns me on *Real laughter* Flame: What makes something hard? Not be able to control fire ///////// Time for "Seperation." This Mission was MUCH harder to plan out than I had previously thought. So, after a while, I decided to just screw it, and let them move on. :P ----------------------- [Shade brings the chao to the island across the red sea (...of blood)] Shade: Men, report in. Solar: Solar is here, sir. SB: Shadow Bonic is here, sir. Flame: Flame is here, sir. AChao: A bunch of other characters by Eliwood are here, sir. ?: A bunch of random people who joined and DJay forgot about are here, sir. Qz: Quartz is here, sir. Shade: Yes. Of course. Anybody else, I simply forgot. Now, I have gathered you here today to discuss... MISSION 20. Dark Chao Role-Playing Game Mission 20: Seperation Shade: It is time for you to try something new. Seperating. Flame: This talk of... "seperating." How do we... KNOW... that this concept... will not just.. KILL.... us? Shade: Well, William Shatner, I know because I'm Shade. [everyone discusses this with the chao next to them] Flame: .....I see. Shade: Anyway, gang, it would seem that this "Rakshawl" guy is serious business. SB: The guy we met on our last mission? Shade: Yeah. That guy. SB: Ah. ....go on. Shade: Well, he has just called me. He will destroy our garden unless we do as he says. Dark: What does he want? Shade: ...it's... it's... well, he gave me a list. I'll read it to you. "- The Fountain of Salmacis must be drained. (Solar) - Tokyo must be destroyed. (Night) - The development of Guitar Hero: Beyonce must be halted. ...permanently. (Shadow Bonic) - I NEED METALLICA CDZ AND CONCERT TICKETZ! Rob some places! (A. Chao) - Every single alien in Area 51 must be murdalized. (Flame) - Plant some bombs in the White House! (Shadow) - Save the gray wolves! (Silver) - Stop Harold the Barrel from jumping out his window and killing himself! (Sonic) - I need a Master's Degree in shouting "MASTER! MASTER!" So, go to school and get one for me. (Quartz) Then, once all of you are done with that, you must get together in the town of Suffragette City. I will have new missions for you there." Flame: Gee, this sounds hard. Shade: It will be VERY. He has requested that I stay here, and talk to you via these radios. [Shade hands the chao some radios] Shade: All of your destinations can be reached by going through the Dark Forest. I shall walk you through here. Night: Couldn't we just do the missions, one-by-one, by going through the Forest? Shade: Rakshawl has demanded that the missions be done at once. Dark: *sniff* I'll miss you guys! Shade: Aren't you gonna come, and walk them to their destinations with me? Dark: No, I left the oven on. Shade: Oh. Well, c'mon, guys. [Shade starts leading the chao through the Dark Forest-- things are incredibly dark out here] Shade: Be careful. Things are too dark to see anything past five feet. Stick close together. SB: ...Shade? Shade: Yeah, Shadow Bonic? SB: Do you trust Rakshawl to not just destroy the gardens, anyway? Shade: ...I have no choice but to. Just..... focus on your missions. Last break before the REAL mission begins. For now, the chao are in a group with Shade, walking through the woods. Take this time to ask Shade any questions you have about the mission. SB: Hey Shade Shade: Yea? SB: I had a question, could we kill off some characters that are not in DCA that wer introduced a little late? *in an obnoxious tone* Eclipse: Hey, what are you guys talking about *Shade thinks for a moment* Shade: Yes, go right ahead SB: That's good Eclipse: Uh, Shadow Bonic, why are you looking at me with an evil grin? SB: Uh...I was practicing my role at being a villian? Eclipse: ...I believe you! You don't want to kill me at all! I'm so glad you're all so kind SB: You'll find out how kind I am in a second Eclipse: Huh? *You see Shadow Bonic and Eclipse in a dark room...Shadow Bonic has a Chainsaw* SB: HA HA HA HA! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM *Angel Chao pops out of nowhere* AC: This is PG-13, so, nothing like that here... SB: Ok *You can't see them anymore* Eclipse: WAIT WAIT?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH *Eclipse died off screen* SB: That was easy and simple...now for the real questions. Shade, how will this mission play out? solar:yes,i'd like to know as well,sir. as well as give this "rakshawl" a thing to think about. *cracks knuckles* but that can wait-for now. where will we regroup when we finish this mission,sir? (solar has a katana too btw) *he pulls out a katana and starts sharpening it* Shade: Well, this mission will play out rather simply. EXAMPLE! My post will be, "(Shadow Bonic) [Shadow Bonic arrives at a lake and kills himself] What do you do? (Flame) [the giant bananna fights back, and grabs Flame] Flame: HELP! What do you do? (Solar) [Solar is eaten alive by a monkey] [then, he chainsaws his way out] Solar: It's monkey time. [tons of monkeys appear] What do you do?" It'll play out like that. And as for regrouping... Shade: Well, first, we will reach the end of the Dark Forest, and you will seperate. Then, we will go to the part that is like the example I gave. Then, once EVERYONE has done their mission, you will regroup in Suffragette City, where Rakshawl will give you further orders. Solar: Sir! Is it right to trust him? Shade: ..no. But, we have little choice in the matter. So, follow his orders. I will be here to talk to you via radio whenever you need me, and.... good luck. Any more questions? SB: nope, I'm done. Shade: Good. I guess we've just got to walk through these woods now. [they walk for a couple minutes] Qz: Are we THERE yet? Shade: For the love of cheese, Quartz! Can't you go TWO MINUTES without being an idiot?! Qz: ....I can try. Shade: Then, please, for our sake, DO! Qz: Okay. [they walk some more] Qz: Are we there yet? Shade: Actually, yes, we are. [they come across some giant machines] SB: Shade.... when did you get these? Shade: Eh, I got 'em a year or so back, for saving some children from a flaming bus going off a cliff. SB: That wasn't you, though. Nor a flaming bus going off a cliff. It was George Benson, and a whale falling off a pole. Shade: Eh, same thing. Flame: Forget the specifics; what the frigonometry ARE they? Shade: Teleporters. They'll take you CLOSE to where you need to go. Flame: Why aren't they in the garden? Why are they out here, in the Dark Forest? Shade: They are a closely guarded secret of mine, Flame. Probably not even gonna reappear for seven seasons. Solar: Sir! How do we operate them? Shade: Just step inside, and say where you want to go. [Solar steps inside one] Solar: The Fountain of Salmaces, please. Shade: Oh, crap. SB: What? Shade: He said "Salmaces." It's "Salmacis." SB: So........ oh. So, he's being sent somewhere else? Shade: Yes. There's nothing we can do for him now. I'll guide him in the right direction once he gets there, though. [Solar teleports to the Fountain of Salmaces] [then, Shadow Bonic steps inside a teleporter] SB: Neversoft Headquarters. Teleporter: More specific destination required. SB: Uh... Shade: You need to say the city, and stuff. SB: ...Woodland Hills, California. Shade: Good luck, Shadow Bonic. And godspeed. Qz: And may the force be with you! [Shadow Bonic is teleported to Woodland Hills, California] [then, Night steps inside one] Night: Tokyo. Shade: Oh, double crap. Night: What? Shade: The teleporter's first definition of "Tokyo" is "Tokyo Sexwale." Night: WHAT?! Shade: He's this South African politican. I hate to say this, but... you're going to South Africa. Night: Who MADE this teleporter? Shade: Dark did! [Night is teleported to South Africa] [Flame steps inside a teleporter] Flame: Area 51. Shade: ...you know, this won't be an easy mission, right? Flame: I know. But, I think I can handle it. Shade: I hope you can. [Flame is teleported away to Area 51] [Quartz steps into a teleporter] Qz: School! Teleporter: More specific destination required. Shade: Ask for the school of shouting, "MASTA! MASTA!" Qz: Uh... what he said! The school of shouting, "MASTA! MASTA!" Shade: Good luck, Quartz. You're gonna need it. [Quartz is teleported to school] [and the other guys Eliwood made are also teleported to their respectful places] New York City, A. Chao White House, Shadow Canada, Silver England, 1971, Sonic Shade: *sigh* And so begins what might be the most complicated mission ever. [Shade picks up a radio] Shade: May as well check on my troops. (Solar) [Solar wakes up in a lush mountain range; a beautiful fountain is in front of him] Solar: Ugh.... wow.... that is a majestic fountain. Radio: Solar? ....Solar? Pick up! Solar: Shade! I read you! Radio: Good. Now, remember, you are at the Fountain of Salmaces. You want the Fountain of SalmaCIS. Solar: Right. Uh... where is that? Radio: Miles away. Remember, you can actually die out there in the wild. Keep stock of your supplies. Solar: Sir, yes, sir! Now, in which direction must I travel? Radio: North. First of all, I believe you must get past the Plateau of Green Grass and Green Fields Full of Life. Solar: ...where is that? Radio: Above the mountain of human flesh. Solar: ......where is THAT? Radio: RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. Solar: Oh. Right, sir. Radio: I recommend you set up a camp on the Plateau, once you get there. Good luck, soldier. solar:*starts to climb up the mountain* *he reaches the top* this is the fun part. *he reaches the end,and in front of him is a pure black fountain* *solar grins* *he reaches in and pulls a plug out* *the fountain is drained* that was easy...TOO easy..*suddenly a bunch of guards appear* knew it. *he pulls out a katana and charges* BATTLE MODE ACTIVATED! final boss:1000 hp 1000 mp solar:500 hp 400 mp solar:katana slash! 100 damage done boss is stunned! solar:double katana slash! 300 damage done boss:LASER BEAM OF DOOM! it missed solar:solar flare! 600 damage done! boss died! solar:RUN LIKE THE WIND! *he runs and jumps off the plateau as a HUGE explosion rocks the plateau,narrowly missing solar* *suddenly a huge roar rocks the place*solar:that did NOT sound like whatever that was wanted to sit over a nice cup of tea and chat! *he starts running* *he reaches the top of the mountain and literally jumps off,fires an arrow with a rope attached to it, grabs the arrow and is hurled into the teleporter* THE DARK GARDEN! Solar: Sir, I'm back! Shade: ...you haven't even done your mission. Solar: Yes, I did! I drained the founain of Salmacis, on the plateau of Green Grass and High Tides! Shade: Green Grass and Green Fields Full of Life. Solar: Whatever! I still drained it. Shade: I told you to set up CAMP on the plateau. The fountain you saw was the Fountain Protected by Guards. Not the Fountain of Salmacis. Solar: Oh. Shade: AND, you were supposed to regroup in Suffragette City afterwards, remember? Solar: Ah. Of course. Shade: If you want, I can get the teleporter to take you back to the plateau. Solar: Can't it just take me to the Fountain of-- Shade: No. Solar: But-- Shade: DON'T ASK ME WHY. I don't know why. [long story short, Solar is teleported back to the Plateau of Green Grass and Green Fields Full of Life] Solar: *sigh* Here we go again. Wandering in the chaos the battle has left, We climb the mountain of human flesh, To a plateau of Green Grass and Green Trees (**** I got it mixed up) Full of Life! A young figure sits still by a pool. He's been stamped "Human Bacon" by some butchering tool... He is YOU. Social Security took care of this lad, We watch in reverence, as Narcissus is turned to a flower... Solar: A flower? [WELCOME TO THE WILLOW FARM!] Solar: Shade, sir, where am I? Radio: I believe you are in the country of Foxtrot. Willow Farm... it's close to Epping Forest. You want to go there. Solar: Yes, sir! solar:*walks into a shop,and there's a convenient free motorcycle there* *he takes it and drives into the forest* *solar zooms by them on his motorcycle on his way to the forest* *solar zooms into the forest* Radio: Solar, what the heck are you DOING? Solar: Zooming through the forest. Radio: WHAT forest? Solar: ...Epping Forest. Radio: Epping Forest isn't a FOREST; it's a section of LONDON! As in, a CITY DISTRICT! Solar: Then, why is it called "forest?" Radio: I DON'T KNOW! [Solar is knocked off his motorcycle by a couple of gangsters] ?: Watch it, buddy! Solar: Hey, what's the big idea? Who are you? John: The name's Little John. And we're fighting for territorial rights of Epping Forest. Solar: Cool. ...where's the Fountain of Salmacis? John: The fountain? It's right there. [in the middle of a park is a big lake] Solar: But... that's a lake. [Little John is gone; in fact, Solar is no longer in Epping Forest, but in a lush meadow] Solar: ...what? [the lake is still in front of him] Radio: Careful, Solar. I sense a creature has been disturbed... [Solar slowly approaches the lake; a fountain appears] ?: Fatigued warrior... drink from my spring. Solar: ....well, I AM kind of thirsty. Radio: NO! [too late; Solar has sipped some water from the fountain] Radio: You fool--*krzt* *static* Solar: Shade? Shade? [no response] ?: O son of chao... Solar: Shade, speak to me... ?: O son of chao... [Solar turns and sees her-- a woman, with eyes as dark as the lake] ?: We shall be one. Solar: Away from me cold blooded woman; your thirst is not mine! ?: Nothing shall cause us to part, hear me o chao! What do you do? Think WISELY about your mission, and your predicament. *solar finds the fountain,and after taking a sample of about 2 liters of the water,he drains the fountain* *solar pulls out his katana and leaps at the woman,misses and then pulls out a plug from the fountian,then leaps and tackles her,and he has a poisened dagger to her throat*solar:back off. Radio: Good job. Next up, you must go to Suffragette City somehow, and regroup with everyone. *solar drains the fountain* *he hops into the teleporter,and it teleports him to suffragette city or whatever it's called* (Shadow Bonic) [Shadow Bonic wakes up in Woodland Hills, California] SB: Hmm... if I remember correctly, I have to halt the production of Guitar Hero: Beyonce. ...permanently. Radio: That's correct. SB: !!! Oh, it's you, Shade. Uh... any idea where the Neversoft HQ is? Radio: Somewhere. Where are YOU? SB: Uh... I'm at a subway station. Radio: Oh. In that case, it's just past the Highway of No Return. SB: How do I get past it? Radio: I dunno. Ask around. [Shadow Bonic asks around, and learns: he needs a car] [there is a car dealership place right next to him] What do you do? SB: Ah, hello car dealer person Car Dealer Person: Who's that, who knew my name SB: Wow, how generic CDP: So, what can I do for ya little man? SB: Uh, I'm a chao, not a little man CDP: Whatever whatever, you came to buy a car right? SB: No, I just decided to come here, so I could by tacos...OF COURSE I CAME FOR A CAR CDP: Baby baby, you don't have to be so rude, so, what kinda car do you want? SB: That red mustang! CDP: That's 999,999,000 dollars SB: Hold on....how does 9,000 pure gold large rings go for you [Car Dealer Person looks at the rings] CDP: We've got a deal! SB: Sweet [Shadow Bonic is driver down the street heading towards the highway of no return] SB: You know, even though it's the highway of no return, I'm not going to be returning...sort of. All I'm doing is heading there....right? [Shadow Bonic is riding through the highway of no return...as a fog rolls in] SB: Ah crap! I can hardly see! [Shadow Bonic tries to see through the fog using his...senses] SB: I can't get through this fog....D***! [Shadow Bonic starts to swerve and almost falls off the highway's bridge] SB: When did I get here...oh well.......huh?! [some thugs drive up in cars and intercept Shadow Bonic who is forced to brake to a stop] Thug: Alright bub, we can't let you take down our latest game, have at it! [the thug pulls out a gun and starts to shoot at Shadow Bonic] SB: Oh crap! [Shadow Bonic rolls over and blocks some of the gun fire from the car door he pulled off] SB: I've got to manage to get through [Shadow Bonic leaps over some car doors and takes some of the objects from the cars] SB: Take this! Thug: huh? [Shadow Bonic throws a couple quarters at high speeds at the first thug] SB: Heh, take that! [Shadow Bonic lands and rolls on the gournd and kicks another thug while attempting to shoot him] SB: You'll never get me! [Shadow Bonic grabs the guns and shoot some of the thugs] Thug: EErrr.... [The thug falls over, then Shadow Bonic throws the guns at the other guys knocking them out] Thugs: No....I......will........ [The thug falls down and dies] SB: There we go, now...what?! [A machine comes out and it starts firing at Shadow Bonic] SB: What the heck? Robot: Anihalate! SB: Now what? [The giant machine fires some lazars at Shadow Bonic who dodges] They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear The Fire's In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear So Beat It, Just Beat SB: Alright you punk, now we'll finish this once and for all [Shadow Bonic runs around dodging a couple lazars while getting near] Robot: Exterminate! [the robot shoots at Shadow Bonic a couple times] SB: ECK! that hurt a bit... You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can Don't Wanna See No Blood, Don't Be A Macho Man You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad [Shadow Bonic now is nearing towards the robot, closing in on it] SB: Alright, now we'll see who comes out in the end! Robot: Counter SB: Oh crap [Shadow Bonic gets blasted back and is now laying on the ground] SB: Err.... Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right Just Beat It, Beat It Just Beat It, Beat It Just Beat It, Beat It Just Beat It, Beat It SB: Alright, it's time to end this now! [Shadow Bonic runs circles around the robot] Robot: Counter SB: I don't think so! [Shadow Bonic jumps up and punces it in it's head computer system] Robot: N.....o.....o........... [The robot explodes and Shadow Bonic scrurries to the car] SB: Let's do this thing! [Shadow Bonic now drives off into the mistry shadows] SB: RIDE LIKE THE WIND! [Shadow Bonic now turns on his radio, and live and learn just happens to be on] SB: How Ironic, I seem to be needing to do a lot of that latley [He just sits there driving his car and imitates the "What Is Love" music video] SB: Nothing seems to be happening latley [Shadow Bonic is just riding when all of a sudden he falls off the bridge] SB: Oh crap! [Shadow Bonic jumps off the vehicle saving himslef from the fall] SB: Well, there goes my mustang...Taxi! [a taxi cab pulls up] SB: That way please [he points towards where he was originally going] Taxi Driver: Shure thang SB: would you happen to be Gambit from X-Men? TD: No, ah just be from hes countray. Other than that, neh. SB: Oh, okay then [the taxi driver makes it to the location] SB: Stop here TD: Shure thang [Shadow Bonic hops off the taxi] SB: How much do you need? TD: I don need anythin, I did that fo free SB: Oh, thanks then TD: Anaytime [And the Taxi Driver dissapears into the fog] SB: Well, now this is strating to get somewhere [Shadow Bonic notices a club, and assumes it's the best place to get info] SB: Now, let's see if they got any info... [He goes into the place, and all the people are staring at him] SB: Uh...hey guys Alex: Hey there bub, you need to know how to dance to get through here SB: Any way I could prove that I could dance Alex: Yea, right here....let's see what you got? SB: Okay, I will [he searches his mind to find something...a song...that might work] SB: Ah! I got it...let's see here [he pulls out a quarter sized ring] SB: Alrighty then... [the ring is flipped into the nearest jukebox] SB: Let's start this off [The music starts to play] As He Came Into The Window It Was The Sound Of A Crescendo He Came Into Her Apartment [Shadow Bonic kicks his legs in the air, twirls around] SB: Check out these moves [Shadow Bonic starts doing the moonwalk] Alex: Wow, that's amazing, I only know of a few people who could do that! He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet She Ran Underneath The Table He Could See She Was Unable So She Ran Into The Bedroom She Was Struck Down, It Was Her Doom SB: You ain't never seen this [he does a full forward lean almost touching the gound without his hands, only his heels] Alex: Where'd you learn to do that? SB: I watched one too many music videos Annie Are You Ok So, Annie Are You Ok Are You Ok, Annie Annie Are You Ok So, Annie Are You Ok SB: Will you tell me...what I need to know? Alex: You seem pretty awesome, but can you hurry up, you're making us all look bad SB: Bad? I'm going to do that later Alex: Oh god Are You Ok, Annie Annie Are You Ok So, Annie Are You Ok Are You Ok, Annie Annie Are You Ok So, Annie Are You Ok, Are You Ok, Annie SB: HA! [The music ends] SB: So, how were those moves? Alex: That was...spectacular...so, what do you need to know? SB: How to get into Neversoft HQ? Alex: Oh that's easy, to bypass the security, enter the code 555555 SB: No wonder there games suck Alex: Huh? SB: Nothing, well, thanks for the info, I'm outta here [Shadow Bonic leaves the bar] SB: Well, in case you faithful readers haven't figured out, these song/dance sessions only appear in my part...not Sonic's, not Silver's, none of them. [Shadow Bonic is walking on a corner on the sidewalk] SB: You see, I'm imitating the Moonwalker Movie, where as, we will all imitate something, where as right now, it would be easier to write more with these bases. [Shadow Bonic walks on the sidewalk, and you see him walk away] [you come across a road block of police] SB: What's going on? Police: The bridge is out. We don't want people getting hurt. SB: Bridge? This is a foggy highway. Police: Whatever! What do you do? SB: Huh? [Shadow Bonic notices the police blocking the highway] SB: What are you doing? Police Guard: We're keeping everyone safe from this collapsed bridge SB: But this is a foggy highway PG: Whatever SB: You know, if you add a hyphen and thriteen to your abbreviated name, then it becomes PG-13 PG: Hey! That's it, you've done it now! [The police guard now fires around randomly attempting to shoot Shadow Bonic] SB: Woah, hey man, that is unescisary! [Shadoe Bonic kicks up a sewer closing...thing and blocks the in-coming bullets of lead] PG: Where are you? SB: Uh...I'm over there [He points to behind the Police officer, and of course...he looks] SB: Wow, I can't belive he fell for that..in fact, I cna't belive that could've ever worked PG: I DON'T SEE HIM! AUGH! [Now the Police Guard is using his rocket launcher and shooting everything] SB: Oh crap, now how am I gonna get out? ? ? ?: I'll help you out! SB: Is that? No, it can't be...it's [The mist moves to show who it is] SB: Dark Hawk! DH: Hey, now let's see how we can help you out [Dark Hawk pulls out his wand...I know, you probably forgot about that] DH: I use this wand to make you nothing than a mere toad! [Dark Hawk swing his wand and turns the Police Guard into a toad, then decends down to Shadow Bonic] SB: I...I mean...just wow DH: Think you could fill me in on this mission? SB: Uh...sure, okay [Shadow Bonic tells Dark Hawk about stopping NeverSoftHQ from making the next Guitar Hero Game...Permantly] SB: So that's about it DH: Hm, interesting...need my help in taking down NevorsoftHQ? SB: Well, help would be appreciated, but aren't you bound copyright to another person? DH: Well, it's been way too long for that copyright to still be in effect SB: Work's for me! [Shadow Bonic and Dark Hawk are now on their way to NeversoftHQ to find out later than there is more to their challenge than they think] SB: So, Dark Hawk, one question before we make it there DH: Yes? SB: Well, I was wondering, where have you been this entire time? DH: Well, to make things simple...you know that cage up in that tree in the dark garden? SB: Who doesn't know about it? DH: Right, so if one chao were to make it to the top of that tree, we go down into a underground area SB: That's quite interesting... DH: And as I went down, I fell tired, because it was a pretty long slide down SB: Wait, shouldn't it only be a slight fall? DH: No, well, it is, but to me it still seemed like I was falling SB: Huh, and when I ask how long you slept... DH: Two years, Since 2007, and I awaken again in 2009. But I also made a really short cameo during one of your role-plays SB: Huh, I remember that DH: But aside from that, we're here SB: Okay, well, what a pleasant conversation DH: Yes, but until the plot moves, we'd better do what we're supposed to do SB: No, that shows up next plot advance, as of right now, we don't do that DH: Wait...what is that over there? SB: That's strange, it's all of a sudden midnight DH: This isn't no ordinary Highway [Hands pop up from the ground] SB: It appears to be zombies DH: That makes no sense, those things don't exist It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes You're paralyzed SB: I think that's why this is the Highway of no return, Neversoft's defense [More hands pop up, now bringin themselves up] DH: Maybe I can use my wand to take these things out! SB: Good, any chance we have to get rid of them, the better [Dark Hawk waves his wand] 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike You know it's thriller, thriller night You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight SB: Hey Dark Hawk... DH: Yes? SB: You do realize that that did nothing DH: There goes our chance to take them out [A hand appears under Dark Hawk and grabs his leg] SB: Oh no! Dark Hawk! You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl! But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind You're out of time DH: Shadow Bonic, get out of here while you cam SB: No! Not without you! [Shadow Bonic pulls out his sword and slashes the zombie's arm] DH: Thanks Bonic... SB: You need one too, summon one up DH: Got it 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl Thriller, thriller night You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight [Dark Hawk waves his wand and summons up two daggers] DH: I can use these to protect myself! [Zombies are now out of the ground completley closing in on the two chao] SB: Now what? DH: Anything logic, slice and dice! [Dark Hawk goes through a few zombies slicing their heads off] SB: You have to stab their brain to stop them! Night creatures calling, the dead start to walk in their masquerade There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time (They're open wide) This is the end of your life DH: Oh crap [A couple zombies grab Dark Hawk, attempting to drag them down] SB: No! Not now! [Shadow Bonic dashes towards the zombies grabbing Dark Hawk] SB: No way am I letting you take him down under! [Shadow Bonic stabs the zombies brains..causing the grabbing zombies to fall and collapse] DH: Thanks Bonic, you saved my life They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen I'll make you see SB: Oh no! DH: What is it? [Shadow Bonic's legs are both held in place, along with his arms] SB: Can't...Move...Dark Hawk! DH: I'm on it! [Dark Hawk goes to the zombies and slices their wrists off] SB: Ugh...That still doesn't stop this onslaught DH: Down to the sewers, that's where we need to go! That this is thriller, thriller night 'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try Thriller, thriller night So let me hold you tight and share a Killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight [Shadow Bonic and Dark Hawk go down into the sewers, looking at the surronding zombies] SB: Look at that! [A huge zombie pod is in their main focus] SB: Dark Hawk, we've got to take that thing out! DH: I understand! [The two chao take out the zombies, heading towards the mother Zombie] SB: We're almost there....ugh! [Hands are grabbing Shadow Bonic and Dark Hawk still] DH: How are we going to get out of this? SB: Quick, Dark Hawk, summon up some rifles! [Dark Hawk Summons up the rifles] SB: Now shoot them at the zombie queen 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try Thriller, thriller night So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow! [Shadow Bonic and Dark Hawk start Firing at the Zombie Queen] SB: More bullets...more lead, take it out DH: I know I know SB: Couldn't you have summoned up a rocket launcher? DH: It was your Idea! SB: Oh yea, and we can't carry it alone DH: Alone... (I'm gonna thrill ya tonight) Darkness falls across the land The midnight hour is close at hand Creatures crawl in search of blood To terrorize y'alls neighborhood [Dark Hawk Summons up a rocket launcher] DH: Now, shadow Bonic, let's carry this thing! you pull the trigger! SB: Got it! [Shadow Bonic pulls the trigger and a rocket flies at the zombie queen] DH: Alright! [The zombie queen explodes and dies...the hands dissapear] SB: Whew...that was close... [Dark Hawk helps Shadow Bonic up the Sewer hole] SB: Thanks back there DH: No, it was all you [in front of you is Neversoft HQ] SB: Hmm... that is one big building. Radio: Shadow Bonic, something's wrong. SB: What? Radio: I've lost contact with Solar. SB: You have? Should I come back? Radio: No, stick with your mission. I'll try to regain communication. [no guards; you enter the building with little resistance] [inside, it is a maze of doors] [Blood on the Dance Floor starts playing] SB: I've got ya Shade, finish the mission DH: I don't know Bonic, something seems a little strange [The two walk in and it turns out there were no guards] SB: It seems a little suspicious DH: I don't know about it [The floor is a total maze, not knowing which door leads where] She got your number She know your game She put you under It's so insane SB: This door? [Shadow Bonic opens the door to find no one in it] SB: That seems strange DH: I'm telling you Shadow Bonic, we shouldn't do this SB: We have to, it's the only way we can take this out DH: Whatever you say [The two walk down the hallway] Since you seduced her How does it feel To know that woman Is out to kill DH: I think this place is only a diversion SB: It can't be, they wouldn't create a whole place to distract us DH: True [Shadow Bonic opens a door, with a computer on] SB: Dark Hawk, take a look at this? DH: What is it? Every night stance is like takin' a chance It's not about love and romance And now you're gonna get it [The look at the computer screen] SB: Apparently, they desserted this place, and left an assasian to kill us DH: More like you, they didn't expect me SB: They had to of...because it says "them" DH: But what could this mean? SB: That this place is a trap.. Every hot man is out takin' a chance It's not about love and romance And now you do regret it DH: A trap? No way! We've got to get out of here SB: We can't, it's where the information is...and we need to take it out DH: Seriously? SB: Yeah, that's why I was sent here DH: I only thought you were joking SB: Well, now you know better To escape the world I've got to enjoy that simple dance And it seemed that everything was on my side (Blood on my side) [Shadow Bonic and Dark Hawk hear noises coming from the other room] SB: What is that? [Shadow Bonic puts his ear to the wall] SB: Get back1 DH: Why? [Shadow Bonic pushes Dark Hawk out of the way and the wall collapses] ? ? ?: Hey, it's what I came to exterminate She seemed sincere like it was love and true romance And now she's out to get me And I just can't take it Just can't break it [The debree shuffels out of the way, and you see a woman in her mid 20's wearing leather with katana in hand] Janet: Hey there, you can call me Janet, not that it will matter to you later SB: Dark Hawk, this isn't good DH: You're telling me! Let's get out of here Janet: I don't think so! [Janet leaps at the chao, slicing down with her blade] Susie got your number And Susie ain't your friend Look who took you under With seven inches in Blood is on the dance floor Blood is on the knife Susie's got your number And Susie says its right SB: EEP! [Shadow Bonic rolls out of the way] SB: Dark Hawk, are you alright? DH: Coudln't be better Janet: I can't believe I missed SB: Now! [Shadow Bonic kicks Janet and sends her to the wall] SB: Let's get out of here! DH: Gotcha! She got your number How does it feel To know this stranger Is out to kill Janet: Don't think I can't hear your footsteps! This place was abandoned so you couldn't hide SB: Yeah, but since it's empty, we've got multiple places to hide Janet: That's what you think! [Janet dashes at them with full speed] SB: Dark Hawk! Skateboards! DH: No! Better, Electric Scooters! [They get Electric scooters from Dark Hawk's wand] SB: Heh! Sucker She got your baby It happened fast If you could only Erase the past Janet: That's what you think! [Janet is right infront of Shadow Bonic running backwards] SB: Holy Crap! DH: Shadow Bonic, jump off SB: Right! [Shadow Bonic sets the thing to full speed and jumps off] SB: EAT THIS! [Janet gets struck by the vehichle and flies out of the building] SB: That should end it now Every night stance is like takin a chances It's not about love and romance And now you're gonna get it DH: Shadow Bonic! Look! [You see Janet's hand grabbing on the edge of the building crash] SB: Quick, knock her off before she gets- [Janet already gets up, and grabs Shadow Bonic] Janet: I've got you know you little runt! DH: I don't think so! LUMINARE! Janet: What? Every hot man is out takin' a chance It's not about love and romance And now you do regret it [A flash of light comes and knocks Janet down] SB: Quick, while she's blinded [Shadow Bonic grabs Janet, only to find her to be alot heavier than thought to be] DH: Must be her- SB: Think of the children! DH: But- Janet: That's because I'm holding onto the ground To escape the world I got to enjoy this simple dance And it seemed that everything was on my side (Blood on my side) [The two chao are kicked back] Janet: You honestly thought you two small chao could take me down? An assasian? SB: I've got to have some sort of chance, I took down some police officers! DH: And I took down zombies SB: With my help Janet: That doesn't compare to me, those things were pushovers! SB: NO! We can still take you down! It seemed sincere like it was love and true romance And now she's out to get me And I just can't take it Just can't break it Janet: Don't be foolish silly chao! SB: Oh yea? [Shadow Bonic spins around JAnet and kicks her in the back] SB: I'm not done yet [Shadow Bonic picks up Janet and throws her at a wall] DH: Let me have some fun! SB: No, she's all mine Susie got your number And Susie ain't your friend Look who took you under With seven inches in Blood is on the dance floor Blood is on the knife Susie got your number You know Susie says its right Janet: Heh [Janet wipes the blood off her face] Janet: You are really something, aren't you? SB: You'd better believe it! Janet: Did you ever consider that I'm much bigger compared to you? SB: That's not going to help you...and something you'll hear a lot is..size doesn't matter! Susie's got your number Susie ain't your friend Look who took you under She put seven inches in Blood is on the dance floor Blood is on the knife Susie's got your number Susie says its right [Shadow Bonic confuses Janet by circling Janet multiple times] SB: Try to keep up [Shadow Bonic slides into Janet and send her near the side of the building] Janet: uh... [He kicks Janet off the building, but she grabs on] SB: Had enough yet? It was blood on the dance floor (blood on the dance floor) It was blood on the dance floor (blood on the dance floor) It was blood on the dance floor (blood on the dance floor) It was blood on the dance floor (blood on the dance floor) DH: Isn't that a little overboard? SB: no, it's just enough! [He starts stepping on her hand] SB: Now, tell me where all the information is, and I won't kill you Janet: I don't know anything! [He crushes her hand, leaving her on one hand] And I just can't take it The girl won't break it Ooo... SB: Now, are we gonig to tell me now? Janet: I already said- [He pulls one of her fingers off] SB: Again? Janet: I said I don't- [Pulls all except the last one] SB: Let's try this one last time shall we? Janet: Okay...okay...It's upstairs at the top floor, take 3 lefts and 7 rights and you'll be there SB: That's all I needed to know [He prys her last finger] Janet: Augh! [She sees that he's holding her finger] SB: Now now...it's not right to end other's life now is there? Janet: ....no... SB: Good [pulls her up, and sets her down on the floor] SB: Come on Dark Hawk, we've got other things to do DH: Right [The two walk towards the staris] Janet: Maybe I should rethink my job stratedgey [you find a large computer, unguarded, with all the information about Guitar Hero: Beyonce] SB: This must be it. [you see a Recycle Bin on the CPU, and all the GHB data is in one place] SB: Hm.... DH: You're going to delete it right? SB: ...nnnnoooo.... DH: What? Thn what'd we come this whole way for [Shadow Bonic pulls out a flash drive out of his invisible pocket] SB: This will go under my list of games that were never released [Shadow Bonic drags the files to his 100 GB flashdrive] SB: Okay...uh huh [The transfer complete....leaving the files on the desktop] DH: Come on, finish it already SB: I know I know [Shadow Bonic deletes the file off of the Computer] SB: *in a whisper* Now, it's my game DH: Oh great SB: I hope this don't get in the wat og my reading DCA09...that's some good stuff DH: Hm? SB: Don't you know? DCA09 is out! [Shadow Bonic goes to Chao Talk(The site) And starts reading DCA09] DH: Dang man! That's gonna take you hours to read SB: I know...I know...but it will be all the worth while... [Saves the whole text file on his flashdrive] SB: I'll read that later, at the Dark garden DH: So what of me? SB: Who you? You can tag along, me and DJay use ya in our role-plays DH: Sweet! SB: Except for when Paper Bowser comes back to claim ya, I won't be able to include you that much! DH: You do realize you broke the 4th wall many times right now? SB: Meh...who cares... SB: Alright Dark Hawk, let's get out of here DH: Whatever you say [The two go down the elevator....since they're at the top] SB: How long is this anyways? DH: Only a couple minutes [They make it to the bottom] SB: I feel a song coming on! DH: Huh...that's strange...because I DON'T! SB: Aw.... DH: Know that I think about it...how DID your name become Shadow Bonic? SB: Well [Boring explanation here] DH: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOoooo! Explain to the readers too! SB: Eck! fine... You see, my father, Bonic, was a green emerald chao...or jewel chao as others call him DH: Pretty rare SB: And his wife...Silvrery DH: Sounds like the mother of Silver SB: Had both married, to create a clear green chao DH: You? SB: Yes, and as I had been raised, I became stronger...and stronger, Till my owner felt it's time for an improvment DH: To become immortal? SB: In a sense...yeah, but it might not be a curse to you...but it's not to me either DH: Why not? Wouldn't it suck that your life would never end? SB: That's a good thing, see, now I don't have to be weak over and over again! DH: Good point SB: Oh and look DH: What? SB: We're already here! DH: I blame the writers for making this short SB: Short? Maybe I should extend it! DH: Oh Cr- [Billie Jean starts to play] She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one Who will dance on the floor in the round She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round DH: I can't belive you did this... SB: Yeah, well, you're going to have to deal with it DH: That's it, I'm finding the guy who's playing this [Dark Hawk leaves] SB: Yeah! You go do that! She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on th........ [Billie Jean dies out] SB: What is this?! DH: Uh, I stopped it! SB: But...but DH: No buts about it, we came and did our mission, now we just leave... SB: Com- DH: No, we're leaving and finishing this mission, and ending it right here right now SB: *whispers* That's what he thinks DH: Without music...I'll have none of it! [Bad starts playing] DH: What is this now? Your word is min....... [Bad dyes out] DH: I SAID NO! SB: You know something? You're no fun DH: What did you expect? You're doing it lazily by just covering up your short role-playing by posting song lyrics SB: Buut I promised I would- DH: NO! You're not going to do this! Even if you did promise Alex: Hey! How come Bad isn't playing SB: Here he comes! DH: Because I don't want to hear it! No one likes Michael Jackson, except a few lonly people out there! SB: Now hold it right there, that's a little steryotypical there! Alex: Have you even heard his music? DH: CAN WE GET OFF THE SUBJECT! THAT'S FOR REAL PEOPLE TO DISCUSS! NOT ROLE-PLAY CHARACTERS LED BY ONE PERSON! [everyone is silent] [the wind blows] [a tumbleweed passes by] [Shadow Bonic stands there] [Alex walks away] [step] [by] [step] [it happens for quite a while] [the two chao sit there...] DH: Will you quit it already?! Flame (Me): Sorry! DH: Sigh...roll the film [A title card shows up, saying THE END] (Night) [Night does his mission unevenfully] (Flame) [Flame wakes up in Area 51] [or, rather, OUTSIDE Area 51] Flame: So, I gotta get in there? Radio: Good luck. Flame: What? Radio: I said, "good luck." [some guards are standing by the front door] What do you do? Flame: I might need a reminder! Radio: You're supposed to infiltrate area 51 Flame: Oh yeah that's right! *sigh* [Flame runs straight towards the opening of the place] [Flame encounters two guards] Guard1: Halt! Flame: Why? G1: You are violating Peace Code 39043323402=493523312-323u2931244948qu34914917. Flame: And what is that? G2: "No people other than government officials may enter Area 51." Flame: Uh... hang on a second. [Flame walks off for a bit, and talks to Shade] Flame: What should I do? Should I kill them? Radio: No. That will set off an alarm. And there are no ways to sneak in. You'll have to decieve them somehow. Flame: I see, so all we have to do is decieve them Radio: That's right Flame: But how will I do it? [Flame gets an idea] [Flame suits himself up] [he gets all of the official stuff] [it looks so good that it would fool you] Flame: Okay, now I walk through G1: Halt! Identify yourself! Flame: Okay [Flame calmly pulls out his ID] G1: Go right away then [Flame walks in] [he walks past a couple guards] [he goes to the bathroom] Flame: Hey...Shade? What was I supposed to do again? Flame: Aha! I knew that! [Flame puts the radio away] Flame: Hey, excuse me, I was at the bathroom when they announced where the Aliens were...could you redirect me please? G1: Oh sure! What a nice guy....It's that way Flame: Thanks! [Flame runs towards the aliens] Flame: Okay, let's see now [Flame blows up the aliens and an alarm goes off] Flame: Oh crap, what have I done? (Angel) [Angel wakes up in New York] Radio: If you remember, you must get some Metallica stuff. Rob some stores, if you have to. [in front of you is a giant mall] *Bleep* A: A little strange don't you think? [Angel looks around, and sees her enviroment] A: So I'm suppossed to rob stores and whatnot... [out of nowhere] SB: I thought you were sticking to the whole AC thing? A: With the whole Chao part out, there's no reason to keep it SB: Yes, but it confuses the readers... AC: Okay, I've changed it back, but my name remains the same SB: Whatever [Shadow Bonic dissapears] A: I swear [Comes back] SB: What did I say? AC: Okay Okay! [leaves again] AC: Now, let's complete this mission...like crazy [Angel bursts through the store, knocking people down, stealing all the metalica stuff] AC: Easy easy! Mall Cop: Stop where you are...put the items down [Angel slowly turns her head to them] AC: Who....is going....to make me? MC: I will! AC: I DON'T THINK SO! BANZAI! [Angel starts blowing everthing up in pure rage, rocket launchers out of nowhere, grenades] AC: Quick quick quick! [Angel is now sucsesfully out of the mall] AC: Okay Shade, now where to? Radio: Now, just go to Suffragette City and regroup with everybody. C: Welp, now it's time to leave, and regroup with the others [Angel makes it somehow and regroups] AC: So uh...Shadow Bonic, how did you get to me instantly? SB: Uh..I did it [somehow] SB: Waoh woah waoh! Did the action text talk? [um....no] SB: Oh okay then... [It's good you know so!] DH: Wait a sec SB: What? DH: That means he can start the music again! [Oh yeah!] DH: Oh crap! [Bad starts to play] Your Butt Is Mine Gonna Take You Right Just Show Your Face In Broad Daylight I'm Telling You On How I Feel Gonna Hurt Your Mind Don't Shoot To Kill Come On, Come On, Lay It On Me All Right... DH: Your butt is mine? SB: Gonna Hurt your mind dude I'm Giving You On Count Of Three To Show Your Stuff Or Let It Be . . . I'm Telling You Just Watch Your Mouth I Know Your Game What You're About AC: 1...2...3.... SB: So far, nothing has happened AC: That's because we let it be Well They Say The Sky's The Limit And To Me That's Really True But My Friend You Have Seen Nothing Just Wait 'Til I Get Through . . . SB: IT'S THE HULK! AC: That's when you get mad...tch, and I thought you knew your marvel charcacters Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad- Come On (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad) You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad- You Know It (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad) You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad- Come On, You Know (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad) And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now Just To Tell You Once Again, Who's Bad . . . DH: What kinda "bad" are we talking about here? SB: Wait I just realized something AC: What's that? The Word Is Out You're Doin' Wrong Gonna Lock You Up Before Too Long, Your Lyin' Eyes Gonna Take You Right So Listen Up Don't Make A Fight, Your Talk Is Ch.... SB: STOP! [what? what?] SB: Uh, this is a role-play, not lyrics posting! [Crap! You've figured me out!] SB: End it already! (Shadow) [Shadow wakes up inside a closet] Shadow: Ugh... where... where am I? [he opens the closet door, and finds himself in the White House] Shadow: ....crap. Radio: Remember, Shadow. You have to plant bombs in there. Shadow: But, where in here? Radio: Find some blueprints, and they'll tell you the weak points of the building. You can go to the Library, Oval Office, Lobby, and Computer Room (you are in the Hallway) [Shadow's Mission start] [Shadow wakes up] Shadow: Ow...my head Radio: Hey Shadow, you there? Shadow: There? Where? Radio: I can't believ you forgot, you're in the white house! Shadow: Oh yeah! I remember now Radio: Yes, and now you have to bomb the whole place Shadow: Okay, now I understand [Shadow Gets up] [he creeks open the door] [he is in the president's room] [he notices the Obama and Bush are talking] [he listens in on their conversation] Bush: ...the others were all like 'YEEHAW' and I was all like 'BLOW EM UP BLOW EM UP YEEHAW' Obama: [ugh] I can't believe I have to put up with this Radio: Shadow, you're in the wrong white house Shadow: Oh whoops [Shadow Warps back tothe teleportation devices] Shadow: Okay, let's get this right now Shade: Don't screw up Shadow Shadow: Got it [Shadow wakes up in the closet] Shadow: well, I'm here now...wait [he creeks open the door] Mr. President: ...bout some sorta spy sent here to blow us up Secretary: I see your point (Secretary is a lady) but O just think you are doing this to avoid our date Mr. President: At O'charlies? Why O'Charlies? Why not "Fancy Resturant"? Secretary: Oh please Mr. President, that place is lame Mr. President: Fine, O'charlies it is then [Mr. President puts on his suit and walks out of the room] Secretary: [sigh] it's always like this [the Secretary gets up and leaves] Shadow: Okay [Shadow Waits a minute] Shadow: Time to sta- Mr. President: Forgot the keys [The president leaves] Shadow: ... [He waits another minute] Shadow: Now I'll- Secretary: Forgot my purse! [Secretary leaves] Shadow: ... [He waits a minute] Shadow: Okay, NOW It's time to go [He rolls out of the closet] Narrator: Look who finally got out of the closest Shadow: Shut up Narrator, now [He plants one under his desk] Shadow: This is a good start [Shadow does his mission uneventfully] (Silver) [Silver does his mission uneventfully] (Sonic) [Sonic does his mission uneventfully] (Quartz) [Quartz does his mission uneventfully] (Aftermath) [cut to Suffragette City; everybody is there] Solar: Where is Rakshawl? Does he not have further orders? DH: Eh, who needs him? We can do our OWN evil stuff! All: YEAH! Rks: Calm down, you freaks. I'm here. [Rakshawl approaches the chao] Rks: I have gathered you here today to assign you a VERY important mission! Night: About freaking time! Rks: Yes... do you see the bank behind me? SB: Depends. Was that a rhetorical question? Rks: OF COURSE IT WAS! SB: In that case, yes. Rks: Well, I want you to rob that bank. I need EXACTLY, no more, no less, seven million Quackers. Flame: "Quackers?" Rks: It's the... national currency. Anyway, I have the plans for the bank right here... [Rakshawl lays out some blueprints of the bank] Rks: This will be your final mission. Accomplish this, and I will leave your gardens alone. Solar: Is that a promise? Rks: It is a pinky promise. All: GASP! SB: He means it. I can tell. He means it. Flame: Yeah, he definitely means it. Solar: Very well. Any conditions that need to be met? Rks: Only one. I want ALL of you inside the bank. Solar: ...uh... okay. Rks: Do you accept? Solar: I don't see why not. Rks: Then, that is all. Once you have the money, meet me at this spot. SB: Don't you mean make us wake up? Flame: Of course [Shadow Bonic and his group go into the bank] SB: I brought this huge...thing...and it carries quakers... Flame: K...but we need everyone in here SB: Oh... [Rakshawl is heard laughing evilly] Flame: Uh... do you hear-- SB: I know. Flame: Maybe we should... SB: Shut up! Let's pretend he's NOT. Flame: But-- SB: SHUT UP. SB: Quick Doc, what's the Theory? [Flame slaps Shadow Bonic] Flame: We still have to wait, remember? SB: Oh yeah... Flame: Also, what happened to the rest of your group? Silver: We're still here! Flame: Meh...it's only Silver Shadow: And Shadow Sonic: And Sonic Angel: And Angel Flame: Aaaand? SB: That's it Flame: Seriously? Let me make roll call... [Flame coughs] Flame: Ahem! Shadow Bonic? SB: Here! Flame: Sonic? Sonic: Here! Flame: Angel? Angel: Here! Flame: Silver? Silver: Here! Flame: Shadow? Shadow: Here! Flame: Me? Here! That sums it all up... SB: Explain the point of that? [Flame impersonates Top Cat's voice] Flame: Well Shadow Bonic boy, it was filler of course *solar appears with gymm* solar:yo. gymm:yo. [BOOOOOOM!] [the lights in the bank go out] SB: Stay alert, team. DH: "Team?" Where are we, Scooby-Doo? Radio (Shade): Guys, what's going on? Report in! Solar: Sir, the lights have gone out. Radio: I see. What is Rakshawl doing? [Flame looks out the window] Flame: Uh... I don't see Rakshawl. Radio: Say that again? Flame: Rakshawl isn't at the meeting spot. Solar: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Radio: Solar, report! SB: It would seem that Solar is no longer with us. DH: HOLY... SB: And Dark-Hawk is gone, too. [they all stop responding] [the lights turn back on] [only the radio is there, and Rakshawl] Radio: Shadow Bonic, respond. Respond! [Rakshawl picks up the radio] Rks: Sorry, but... your soldiers have taken a retirement. A... PERMANENT... retirement. Radio: Rakshawl? What have you done? Rks: I have merely summoned some portal storms. Radio: What are portal storms? Rks: (chuckle) They are basically... teleporters, in weather format. Radio: Teleporters?! Rks: Indeed. You will not see your soldiers ever again. On the upside, I will not attack your gardens, as I promised. Radio: You.... (radio turns off) [Rakshawl starts laughing evilly] /////////// [cut to a beach somewhere] [Solar is lying in the sand, unconscious] [he wakes up] Solar: Ugh... what happened? [Solar looks around, and sees nothing but endless sand behind him, and endless ocean in front] Solar: Flame? Shadow Bonic? Dark-Hawk? ...Shade? ?: Solar! [he sees the other Freelance chao] Flame: Solar, do you know where we are? Solar: Uh... I believe we are on a beach. SB: It would seem that you do not. Okay. DH: Hey, guys, do you hear something? Flame: I hear your annoying voice! DH: No, I mean... a machine, or something. [they look around, and see nothing but sand and ocean] DH: ...maybe it's just my imagination. Solar: Maybe we should do some exploration. [so, they do] [they find an army of giant crabs! zomg] *solar pulls out a bow and arrow and fires an arrow that goes through five of the crabs,pulls out his katana and starts slicing and dicing the crabs* *he tosses swords to the other chao* Flame: Alright, giant crabs SB: *whisper whisper whisper* Flame: Say what? SB: *whisper* Flame: Ok, we fight normal sized crabs SB: *whisper whisper* Flame: You're the leader SB: Alright guys...DISTRACT THEM! Sonic: What for? SB: Just do it! I got to prepare something! Sonic: Whatever... [They ditract the crabs] [Shadow Bonic comes back, with a fire and a rotating stick] SB: Throw them on this! Angel: Okay! [They throw them on the stick] [The get cooked crab] SB: Mm..mm good! Shadow: This is good! [They eat the crabs] Silver: Problem solved! [they keep movin' on, and, uh.......... hmm.....] [................] Solar: What's going on? SB: It would seem that DJay has ran out of ideas. DH: No way! What about the whole "machine" stuff? SB: Hmm... maybe we have simply lost contact with him. [.............................] ROAAAAAAAR! Flame: Great. So, DJay can't tell us when something happens anymore? SB: Apparently not. [.............] Angel: OWIE! What just happened? Phantom: **** just got real, THAT'S what just happened. ROAAAAAAAR! Solar: I think we're fighting something. So... let's fight it. SB: Wait.... Flame: What is it? *ROAAAAAAR!* SB: I know what it is, it's my stomach Flame: How can you tell? *ROAAAAAAR!* Flame: Yeah, that was definitley from your stomach [Shadow Bonic pulls out a giant sub and eats it] [The roaring stops] [AAAAHHH, I have returned! :D] All: YAY! SB: I saved us from my stomach! All: YAY! [so, they keep a-walkin' along] ///////////////// [cut to Shade, entering Suffragette City] [he dramatically enters the bank] [Rakshawl is there] Rks: Ah, Shade... how nice to see you. Muahahahahahaaaa! Shade: Can the schematics, ya big lug! I'm here for my army. Rks: I'm afraid your army is no more, Shade... at least, they're no longer in this immediate area. Shade: Screw you! (charges forward) [Shade kicks Rakshawl's butt! ...literally] Rks: Ow, my butt! Why, you... [Rakshawl fights back] [DRAMATIC FIGHT SCENE] [Shade grabs some sort of sharp object, and scars Rakshawl's face] Rks: Ragh, my face! I will return, Shade. I! WILL! RETURN! [Rakshawl looks around, and then casually walks away] ///////////////// [the chao are walkin' along... and they encounter...] ?: ROAR, I'M THE TELEPORT MONSTER! DH: The TELEPORT monster? (sigh) Great. ?: ROAR, IMMA... uh... IMMA GUNNA KILL YA WITH TELEPORT ABILITIES! Flame: Let's get this over with... um... let's.. get this with.. over... uh... DH: What? Flame: I.. I'm trying to figure out how to NOT end that sentence in a preposition. DH: "Let's get over with this?" Flame: .......oh. Thanks. LET'S GET OVER WITH THIS! *solar gets the shoop da woop face* solar:IMMA FIREN MAH LAZOR! BLARRGG! *he fires his lazor* Monster: RAAAWR, YOU BARELY EVEN HURT ME WITH YOUR SHOOP DA WHOOP THING ROAR SB: CRAP! Solar: I've failed! Monster: BRAO NOW ITS TIME FOR YOU TO BE TELEPORTED TO THE SUN BROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO [the monster teleports them somewhere] ///////////////// [cut to Shade, on the island in the Dark Garden, crying] Shade: They're gone...... they're gone, and they're not coming back, EVER, no matter how much I want them to... Flame: We're back! [the freelance chao walk in] Shade: Um... good, you've... accomplished your mission! I'm proud of you guys! Dark: What G.I. Joe over here is trying to say is "we were worried about you." Solar: SIR, nothing will ever stop us, sir! Rks: o rly [Rakshawl is standing right next to them, pointing a shotgun at Solar's head] Rks: Because, I could have sworn that I'm just about to stop you... [Shade gets up] Rks: Stop moving, or he gets it. [Shade stops] Rks: Now... you see that humongous GBA over there? [they all look over at the giant GBA in the corner of the garden] DH: Huh. Would ya look at that? Rks: Forgot it was there, didn't you? Flame: A lil' bit. Rks: Well, now we're going to go over there and play it. Dark: OOH, can we play WarioWare?! I LOVE that game! Rks: No, we're going to play the "Goodbye" game. Flame: How do you play that? [Rakshawl leads them over to the GBA, making sure that nobody else moves] Rks: It's simple.... just stand on this big button.... [the freelance chao all stand on the button] Rks: Now, hang on while I work out the preferences... hmm... "default media browser..." yes, I would like to save......... no, I'm not gonna register............. "remind me later..." there. All done. [the weird machine in front of the GBA opens up] Rks: Now, GET IN. Solar: But-- [Rakshawl cocks the shotgun] DH: So, how about that GBA? [they all get into the machine] [the machine closes] [Rakshawl operates it, and presses "Goodbye"] Rks: Yes.... goodbye, Dark Army... now you can never foil my plans again! Muahahahahahahaha.... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA-- [Shade charges into him] [they fight for a bit, and then....] [GUNSHOT!] [Rakshawl stands with a surprised look on his face, and then slowly reaches his hand to his stomach..... of which there IS none!] [he turns around, and sees Dark, wielding his shotgun] [Shade kicks Rakshawl, and he falls into the blood pool lake thing] [the camera shows him slowly floating away as the sun sets] Shade (Voice-Over): That was the last time I ever saw the Dark Army, or the Freelance chao. Rakshawl had gone and done his thing; he said "Goodbye" to them while I couldn't do anything to save them. I've never felt more guilty about anything in my life... Okay, so I lied in that previous statement. That was NOT the last time I ever saw them, and later, I would be able to save them from an even bigger threat. However, that did not come for a while... life, you see, still had plans for this old Dark chao... the former war hero, now reduced to a war veteran who is craving for one last war... .....and, boy, did I get one. Not until MUCH, MUUUUUUCH later, mind you, but I still got one. Against some enemies about whom I'll tell you later..... called the Beta Avengers. But, that's a story for another day.... [the camera zooms out, revealing that this was the last page in a dusty old scrapbook, which is closed by Shade's hand] [Shade's hand flips the book over, revealing the cover, which reads "Shade's Scrapbook"] Shade (VO): So, I have told you the story of my days in the army... at least, my days in the REAL army... none of that "Chao in Space" crap you hear about these days. I hope you enjoyed hearing about those twenty missions as much as I did going through them.... ?: Actually, dad.... [the camera turns, revealing Shade Junior, sitting on the ground] [the camera switches, showing that Shade is sitting on a stool, holding the book, and all the younger, newer chao are gathered around him (STORY TIME! :D)] SJR: That was the most boring story ever written. END! (Epilogue by Eliwood/Flame) =Chao Action News Start= SB: And we're back with another exciting episode of Dark Chao Role-playing Game Flame: If you're wondering about this little segment, don't worry, we're only putting the 4th wall to sleep SB: We're actually here today to talk about some issues about DCRPG, so, let's start with an ealier member of out group...Sonic Sonic: Yes? SB: Many years ago, back when DCRPG was popular, how would you have described it? Sonic: Well, there were multiple stories to read, much better than ours, but fun to read nontheless SB: So, how do you feel about Djay's post a long while back saying it was never gonna make it to mission 20? Sonic: I felt a little sad inside, knowing that what I had worked hard for was abruptly coming to an end....luckily, it will finished to the end SB: So, how do you feel about common Role-players today? Sonic: Well, I grew up in a different style a role-play, so my opinion might be a little different... SB: Could we hear it though? Sonic: Huh? Oh yea, sure...you see, I sorta feel people are not posting enough in their roleplays, it's usually just a one liner and it goes on from there SB: Do you have any other comments? Sonic: Uh, yea, I think some of the Role-play's titles are a little misleading...not picking out on any, but I expected a little more from "Stuck on Earth" SB: What did you think about when you heard about it? Sonic: I imagined maybe something like, a made up character has ripped a hole through his universe and our universe, and this character cannot seem to find his way back, and they spend their time trying to actually figure out how to get back SB: Didn't that happen though? Sonic: Meh, I didn't have time to read it, so I wouldn't know SB: eh...moving on, let's go to a newer generation of Role-players...Flame Flame: Uh, yea? SB: How do you veiw our current role-playing status? Flame: I don't know about Sonic, but I think tat our sense of Role-Playing and their sense of Role-playing is different, it's just who we are, we can't change it SB: That seems reasonable, but, if they were to come to DCRPG right now... Flame: Nope, unless they can try to make posts as long as we do, I don't want any one liners on here, I mean, I don't care if it happens anywhere else...but this place is special, and deserves lengthened posts SB: You mean, with more than 500 characters in a single post? Flame: Well, 500 should be a standard, but that's another thing that I don't want the newer ones on here for...mainly because our writers use other characters a good deal of time...like Shade, I've seen you use Shade quite abit, including Dark, and that newer one Solar SB: Any other comments you'd like to add? Flame: Yea, posting style does not matter in a role-play, though in here, it is prefered you use our style, it makes it easier for the readers to understand what's going on a little better SB: now, over to Angel...so Angel, any comments you could add to this segment? AC: Well, now that you mention it, I don't mind having one person doing all of the main posting on here SB: How so? AC: Well, when one person posts at a time, it is slightly easier to follow along...see, if there's more than one story going on and you're not on the official DCA site, than following a certain story would be a little hard SB: So, if you wanted to teach some new members how to role-play in this style, would you do it? AC: Oh yes, definetly SB: Would you mind telling them now? AC: no, that will be in something else SB: Oh, okay, well, that concludes DCRPG News updates and more, bye! =Chao Action News Ends= ------------ Thank you for sticking around with me through all of this. Here's what our beloved army had to say about things: SB: DCRPG...what does that stand for? Most people who have heard of it know it as Dark Chao Role Play Game. But what they don't know is what the true hidden meaning of it is. For those who have been with it for a long time know that it is much more than a dark chao role play, we all know that it is filled with adventures, and story lines that make more sense then others. See, unlike the others, it takes more than just one person to actually do this, it includes not only teamwork, but friendship. If I hadn't joined your army Shade, I don't think I would have ever met any of the people I met. It's an experience that not many people can experience...and I'm glad that I could have been a part of this. solar:i am speaking as myself here,with out the sir and all that stuff. so,about dcrpg...i loved it.fighting the heroes,helping to kick black doom's ***,well.......i had a lot of fun and met great people. now it is time to break the fourth wall. and basically what sb said. now,excalibur doom made me do this at first,but now....i love it