Or IS he?
A biography about Tail the Hero chao, by DJay32
The biography starts in the Hero Garden. Tail is standing in front of the camera.
Tail: Hello. My name is Tail. I used to talk like a baby, but Mister Prower has been teaching me English! Yay!
Tail looks behind him, before whispering to the camera:
Tail: Between you and me, Chao doesn't let me out of the Garden much... you wanna know why?
The cameraman makes the camera nod.
Tail: Because when I'm mad, I turn really smart and evil.
Tail reaches into his pocket..... area, and pulls out a camera tape.
Tail: Here. The others recorded a video of me being smart before.
The cameraman puts the tape into the camera. The screen turns black, then static-y, then cuts to a recording of CPAK.
Tails, or "Mister Prower," is teaching the class about photosynthesis.
Tails: So, as you can see, class... plants can be weird, too.
The camera pans down to show some Dark chao bullying Tail. ...well, actually, they just called him names.
Tail: NO! DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY! RRRRAAAAAA!!!
The screen flashes, and Tail becomes a Tails chao. An actual Tails Character chao.
Tail: I told you not to annoy me, you neanderthals. Now, I request for the taking back of your maternal insult.
Dark: Um.... sorry I called your mother fat?
The camera switches back to the current biography.
Tail: So, as you can see-- uh............ wait, what do I say, again?
There is a pause as Tail looks to the crew off-screen, and nods.
Tail: Oh, yeah. As you can see, I'm like two different people! All thanks to some magic, or something! Roar!
The screen fades to black as the tape ends.
Tail and biography by DJay32