[a clip of the end of the previous episode is on a blue screen] MM: How is the plan going? JOE: Very well, sir. MM: Excellent. JOE: Why, sir? What will happen when the plan works? [Wrapped In Black slowly fades in] MM: You'll see.... [the two laugh as the theme continues] Dark Chao Adventures [a clip of Shade swim-racing against Chao (Episode 1) as the word "Shade" appears in big letters] Shade: (Voice-over from another scene in E1) I think I can do it. [a clip of Dark at EBGames buying Sonic R (Episode 5) as the word "Dark"... you know] Dark: (VA other scene E5) Dark Kills All Hero Chao 2? [Chao dancing terribly (Episode 9) and the works] Chao: (VA yaddayadda) Let's see you dance, dork! [Tail running to the Tails Doll (Episode 13) ...] Tail: (VA ...) Ooh! A Tails Doll! [Metal Sonic playing poker (Episode 6) ...] MS: (you know) And I need a pathetic mortal as a slave for eternity! [Mephiles speaking to the Darks (Episode 10) ...] Mp: (VA) I am Mephiles. And I have a proposition to make to you. [the others quickly flash on to the screen, the theme ends dramatically] SEASON 5- Sure, It's Not Epic, But At Least It's Back To Its Roots! Episode 34: Fight of the Thursday Players [the story begins in the Stardust Eggman] Chapter 1: Da Playaz Ah In Da Hiz-OUSE! Shade: So, you're having ANOTHER Poker Game? MS: Not right now, no... but in a few hours, it'll be Thursday. Then... approximately TWENTY HOURS after that, at 8... [the Poker Gang laugh] [Shade and Chao gulp] Chao: Hey, shouldn't you be trying to get more prizes? MK: Metal, I like this kid. He's got good plans. Maybe... [Mecha whispers to Metal] MS: Why are you whispering this to me? MK: SUSPENSE. MS: Well, I like the idea. Capture him! DT: He IS captured. MS: Wow, that was fast. Okay, okay, I know what to do. Come 8 o' clock... [the Poker Gang laugh] Chao: What? WHAT? MK: Wouldn't YOU like to know, punk. TD: Guys, why don't we do his idea and get more prizes? MS: Oh, yeah. Let's go! [cut to CPAK, Tails is finishing his lesson] Tails: ...Which goes over to the left as I rule the world! But, it has one flaw which I am not-- [the men in big suits come in again] 1: Kkkkkkkkhht... I would like to speak with... misssssster Prowwwwwwwerrrr.... 2: Yesssss.... shhhhhhhhhphhh... we have a.... DEAL.... to make with... HIM... Tails: Mmkay. [Tails enters the hallway, the door closes, Tails screams, the door opens, and Tails is dead] [the chao gasp] [Mecha Knuckles and the Tails Doll come in in government suits] MK: Okay, uh... we wanna speak with your teacher, kiddos. Dark: But... you just killed him! TD: What? [they turn around and see Tails' dead body] MK: (pardon his French) ...seal.(French for the F word) ....(I think) TD: So, uh... can we talk to YOU kids? class: Uh... sure, yeah, sure. [cut to the Stardust Eggman] [Mecha and the Doll come in, carrying multiple bags of squirming things] MS: You got the catch? MK: You bet. This'll be verrrry tasty! [they get plates out and dump the bag contents on to the plates] DT: I've always loved lobsters! [the contents were lobsters] MS: This is great and all, but... where's the prizes? TD: Right behind us. MK: In an organized, single-file line! [it's true] Hero: Can we go home yet? Phantom: What kind of place is this? *sniff* It smells like smoking! ...And drinking! Shade: So? (burp) MS: Shut up and get into that rusty playpen that we haven't used in a while. Dark: Yes, sir! [the chao go into the playpen] TD: Wait, where's Dark Tails? MS: Who cares? We have a NEW player... MK: No kidding? Who is he? MS: You mean, who is SHE... Chapter 2: Meet the Whole Poker Gang [Chao walks in, wearing a 50's style jacket, and smoking a cigar] Chao: 'Sup? TD: Uh, Metal, that's not a girl-- MS: We captured her about half an hour ago, and NOW look at her! Chao: Who're you calling a SHE, runt? I ain't no 'goyl'! [the chao gasp] Shade: Chao... you're... uh... cool! Chao: Yeah, yeah, whadevuh-- (normally) You really think so? Shade: Dark Garden, yeah, of course I do! You look like you came outta Grease! Chao: Thanks. That... means a lot, coming from you. Shade: I thought you hated me. Chao: *sigh* I thought so, too, but I can't help but... admire your, uh... consistancy. And PERsistancy. [Shade slightly smiles] MS: I know, HE'S not a girl, but I wasn't TALKING about him! ...But he IS a Poker Gang member. I was referring to... [Honey comes in, smoking a cigarette, and wearing sunglasses, and she has dragon parts on her now] MS: ...Honey! See now, SHE is the girl I was talking about. MK: (please excuse any insults) So... we're playing Poker with a tramp and a gay kid? [Shade and Honey yell at how she's not a tramp] [Honey realizes Shade was defending her, and Shade blushes] Shade: Uh... I meant to say... she's NOT a tramp, but she's... uh... a eunich? [everyone has a face-palm] Quartz: Shade... do you even know what that MEANS? Shade: No. Q: It means-- [Hero covers Quartz' mouth] Hero: Please, Quartz. Let him have his moment. [a few seconds later] Hero: Okay, he's had his moment, tell him what it means. [Quartz tells Shade what it means, with EXCRUCIATING detail, AND hand gestures] Q: So, do you know what it means now? Shade: Urp... yes.... and I now feel insecure about my manliness... MS: ....Now that THAT'S over, any more questions? MK: Yeah. WHY ARE WE PLAYING AN ADULT GAME WITH TWO LITTLE KIDS!? Chao: Watch it, pally-o. In Chao years, I'm 22. Shade: Same with me! Chao: Shut up. So, how old are YOU? MK: Ten... but that's not the point! MS: Heh... you're TEN? I'm fifteen! You are such a loser. [Mecha punches Metal] MS: Ow! [Metal punches Mecha] MK: Don't punch ME, I'm younger than you! [Mecha punches Metal] MS: Respect your elders, kiddo, before I end up 'respecting' my fist up your face! [while those two are making insults, cut to the chao] Shade: Okay, get us outta here. Chao: Well, we can't. Honey: Yeah, we're just chao. Shade: I wasn't talking to you! I was talking to Dark. His big head will get us out! Chao: Did the meaning of 'big head' change in the past few minutes? Shade: No. [Shade uses Dark as a battering ram, and they escape] [they make it out of the Stardust Eggman] Dark: Good, we made it out. Now where? [the Tails Doll, instead of listening to the argument, followed the chao out] TD: Next, you wanna go back into the Stardust Eggman before I curse the snot outta you junkies. DH: No, I do believe the correct answer was CHEESE IT! [the chao start running through Stardust Speedway Zone Act II] [eventually, the Doll catches every one of them, and just in time for...] Chapter 3: Who Wins What? [...the Poker game] MS: You guys all know the rules by now. With Dark Tails in who-knows-where, and the gay kid and tramp locked up, we've got ourselves a game! MK: Finally, a poker game between just the three of us OFFICIAL Sonic characters! TD: YEAH! We're the ORIGINAL Metal Sonic's Poker Buddies(trademark)! MS: Let the game begin. Round I: Regular Metal Sonic: Ace 7 8 9 Ace 7 7 Mecha Knuckles: Pass Tails Doll: Pass Winner: Metal Sonic (by default) Round II: Sonic CD Style Metal Sonic: Metallic Madness Mecha Knuckles: Egg-o-Squisher Tails Doll: Metal Sonic Winner: Tails Doll (Automatic Fault) Round III: Sonic R Style Metal Sonic: Sonic 7 Emeralds Radiant Emerald Super Sonic Racing (SuperSonic Set) Mecha Knuckles: Knuckles 5 Sonic Tokens Reactive Factory Reactive Factory Theme (Mecha Knuckles Set) Tails Doll: Tails 5 Sonic Tokens Radical City Can You Feel the Sunshine? (Tails Doll Set) Winner: Tails Doll (Automatic Fault) Round IV: Sonic Heroes Style Metal Sonic: Team Sonic Mecha Knuckles: Team Chaotix Tails Doll: Last Winner: Mecha Knuckles (DJay's Fault) Round V/Final: Fighting Style Metal Sonic: Badnik Fighting Style Mecha Knuckles: Eggman Fighting Style (Joker, basically-- Insta-Loss) Tails Doll: Sonic Fighting Style Winner: Tails Doll Overall winner: Tails Do--*PUNCH*-- Metal Sonic (Tails Doll has gotten a sudden injury, victory goes to Runner-up) TD: I don't like how that ended. MS: I do. MK: I'M A LOSER!!! *sob* Shade: Gee... Chao: Ya think? MS: And AS winner, I do believe that my prize should be... Shade. Shade: Wha? ME? But, why? MS: 'Cause you're the main character. TD: And I'll take Eggman, 'cause he's expendable. EGG: I find that offensive. MK: Sweet, I guess I get my punching bag back! Me: What!? MK: Hey, you wrote it. Me: Good point. So, that means I can UN-write it, right? Chapter 4: A SONIC the Hedgehog-Style Ending [I go to my computer] MS: Wait, stop! If you do what you're gonna do... [I highlight the entire episode] MS: ...the whole entirity of this event will cease to exi-- [I press the backspace butto-] END!