Dark Chao Adventures: Episode 3:
Shade V.S. Chao part 1: The Chaolympics

[Invader Zim theme playing, for those of you that have no idea, Dark Garden theme playing]
The story begins in....... the Neutral Garden......
Chapter 1: Chao News
[News theme playing]
News Chao: Hello, and welcome to Chao News! Today's special, our guest stars:
Shade and Chao!
[enter Shade and Chao]
NC: Shade, we'll start with you, do you have ANYTHING you'd like to say?
Shade: Yes, I do. Attention all Chao! Lend me your ears! Stare into the center of the screen! Yes! Keep staring! MUAHAHAHHAHA! [nothing happens]
...... what happened? There was supposed to be a mind control device there!
Crew Chao: (whispering)
Shade: ..... okay.....
Chao: What?
Shade: The special effects Chao had to go to the Chao Doctor.
NC: ...... well, Chao, how about you?
Chao: Yes, I have something IMPORTANT to say!
Hello, all you stupid Darks. The Chaolympics are tommorow, and I'm going to beat you!
NC: Okay, that's interesting, Chao! That's all the time we have for you 2, so, thanks for coming!
[exit Shade and Chao]
NC: Anyway, today we have......
[screen fades]
Chapter 2: Getting Ready
Dark Garden...
Dark: Wow, Shade, you were FANTASTIC! I wish that special effects chao were there.....
Shadow (chao): Shade, how wiww (will) you beat Chao?
Shade: Guys, guys, I have it under control, I'm a lean, mean, Chao-beating machine! Dark, train me.
Dark: Got it!
[montage, with Sandopolis theme playing]
[Shade punches bag, then trips]
[Shade tries to swim, but almost drowns]
[Lots of funny things happening....]
[end montage]
{Shade is all beaten up}
Shade: I'm okay! I'm going to beat Chao!
Chapter 3: The Chaolympics
[ the Neutral Garden waterfall interior]
Omochao: Okay, guys, this is the cave run! You 2 (Dark and Speedy)
shall run through these caves, but you must make your way to the Chao Stadium!
3....... 2....... 1........ GO!
[the chao speed off]
Speedy: YOu're too slow, give up, Dork!
Dark: Dork? Grr...... nobody calls me DORK!  
[Dark zips past Speedy, and punches him]
Dark: I WIN! I WIN!
Speedy: No fair! You punched me!
Dark: So what, Sluggy?
Omochao: Alright, Dark wins! This next match, is where you 2 (Shadow chao and Tail) shall go through the obstacle course! (y'know, challenge race?)
3...... 2......... 1......... GO!
[Tail opens up the jack-in-the-box, and nothing comes out. Shadow's one has a spike inside]
Shadow: OW!
[they shake the trees, Tail makes it, while Shadow gets hit in the head by a fruit]
Shadow: OOOOOWWWWW!!!!
[they go through the course, with Tail winning, and Shadow losing]
[in the end, Tail wins]
Shadow: Ow...... my head......
Omochao: Okay, Tail wins! Now, whoever wins the final match, wins!
[camera skips to the Chao.....]
Omochao: Karate! You 2 (Shade and Chao) must fight each other in Karate!
3....... 2......... 1.................. GOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[Cool kung-fu music playing]
Chao: HIYA!
SMACK!
Shade: HOOOWHOA!
CRASH! [Chao hit a nearby cart]
Omochao: Chao is out of the ring!
[Shade jumps at Chao]
BOOM!
Omochao: Um...... guys? Shade won!
[Shade keeps on breaking Chao's bones]
Omochao: SSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Shade stops]
Omochao: Shade, you won!
Shade: Whoo-pee! I won! YAAAHHHHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 4: It's not over yet
[Dark Garden]
Dark: You did it, Shade! You beat Chao!
Shade: Yeah! Although, that first hit of Chao's really packed a punch!
Dark: Oh, well, it doesn't matter!
Shadow chao: Wook(look), guys! Da news is on!
[news theme]
NC: Hello, and welcome to Chao News! Today's guest stars are:
Doctor Ivo Robotnik! And, Sonic The Hedgehog! Ooh, a sudden extra: Amy Rose!
Sonic: Amy?
Amy: Sonic! I've been looking all over for you! You need to take care of the Hero Chao! Your Chao's been punched in the stomach! And the perfect one's been injured!
Sonic: WHAT!? What games do these Chao play?
Eggman: ...... I SHALL RULE YOU ALL! [Eggman runs off the screen]
[back to Dark Garden]
Shade: Uh-oh.
Dark: Yeah, and the worst part is.....
Shade Jr.:........ (here it comes..[poop sound]..... another moment that I haven't been changed)....
THE END!
In loving memory of all my Chao, Chao, Knuckle, Tail, and ALL of the Chao names in this. (including Shade, except the News crew)