Dark Chao Adventures Episode Twenty: Sit-Com Silliness
[the story begins in the Dark Garden]
Chapter 1: Everybody Loves Shade!
[Shade wakes up, and hears peaceful, classical music playing]
Shade: Dark, what's with the music? (laughter) What? And... the laughter?
[Dark comes down the stairs, but trips and hits his head]
Dark: (laugh track) I don't know. I don't even know where those stairs came from..... (laugh track)
[Chao comes running in]
Shade: Chao, don't you know to knock? ...........wait, we don't have a door!
Chao: Shade, somehow, all this sit-com stuff is YOUR fault!
Shade: Chao, shouldn't you be taking care of the baby Heroes?
Chao: C'mon, what's the worst they can do?
[cut to the Hero Garden, Tail peed in the pool, and Knuckle destroyed the giant diving-board/bridge]
(ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh....)
[cut back to the Dark Garden]
Dark: Pizza's here.
Shade: What pizza? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?
[Mephiles appears]
MP: Shade! Your third cousin eighty-times removed just married your wife!
Shade: BUT I DON'T HAVE A WIFE!!! (laugh track)
MP: Oh, right, SIT-COM, not soap opera, sorry. (laugh track) Well, uh... it wasn't me. I didn't do it.
[some random chao comes running in]
RC: Chao! The Heroes just destroyed the Hero Garden!
[guitar riff plays, cut to commercial]
Chapter 2: The Never-Ending Commercial
Shade: What? What's going on now?
Chao: Simple. The cliffhanger just occured, resulting in a commercial.
Shade: Commercial? Ah, crap.
Dark: So... give it five minutes?
Chao: Five minutes.
[five minutes later, still commercial]
Shade: WHA? Oh, don't tell me the future's destroyed and we'll have to go through tons of EarthBound references!
Chao: No.
Shade: Phew.
Chao: I'm talking to the manager around here!
[ten minutes later]
Chao: I have good news and bad news.
Dark: Good THEN bad, please.
Chao: The good news: we'll be rich, having tons of merchandise sold to crummy people.
Shade: And the bad?
Chao: We're on Cartoon Network.
Shade: Let the dozens of never-ending commercials COMMENCE!
[a few days pass, still commercial]
Shade: Okay, how will we get money if we can't get through the first commercial break?
Announcer: Aaaaaand we're back with the Dark Chao Adventures thing!
Dark: 'Bout time.
Chapter 3: Short Episode, I Guess
[cut to the Hero Garden, Tail and Knuckle are busy trying to clean up their messes when the main guys come in]
Chao: TAIL! KNUCKLE! What is the meaning of all this!?
Speedy: They got restless and went all Giygas on me, it was weird!
Chao: They went all..... "Giygas" on you? How is that...
Shade: I WAS RIGHT! WHY MUST WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS!? (laugh track)
Tail: We're sorry, Chao.
Knuckle: Yeah, sorry.
Dark: Lemme get this straight... they became pure evil itself and manipulated the dimension so you got real scared, then they became what looks like a skull and started speaking weird because their creator once walked into an adult scene when he was young then they gained millions of HP and required you to pray which made them get weak and disoriented until they became static and disappeared into nothingness?
Speedy: ... Yeaaaaah, let's go with that. (laugh track)
[a big guy in a suit comes walking in]
BGWAS: Listen, I'm afraid the show has been cancelled. CN wanted to make room for eleven new shows which suck much more than this one, even when put together, and so they're cancelling this. You can go back to your normal lives now.
Shade: Well, this might be as short as Episode 2, but who cares? At least everything's normal again.
Chapter 4: Station Square
[Metal hunts an anonymous female into a dark alley, where Shadow comes out]
Sh: Hey.
MS: Yo.
[Metal runs into the sewer, Shadow following him. In the sewer, Metal beats Shadow up, and ties him to a chair]
MS: So... any last words before I go all Giygas on you?
Sh: Yes. DUCK!
[a robot that looks like Tails comes crashing in, and hits Metal]
MT: 'Scuse me, loza.
MS: COME BACK HERE!
[Metal chases the robot to Angel Island]
[a few minutes later]
Sh: HEY, YOU GONNA UNTIE ME!?
END!