A team of chao... lost in a new world...

Involving... ALL-NEW places to explore!
NEW chao, all with just as funny dialogue!
NEW enemies, each funnier than the last!
NEW ADVENTURES...
NEW STORIES...
NEW LANDS...
NEW WORLD...

And all they have to rely on are a bunch of loonies and their crazy fables!

Dark Chao Adventures Season 4. Interesting. Deadly. Funny. Weird. Crazy.
Episode 28: Chao Talk Attack! part four: The Horrid Secrets of Chao Talk

Chapter 1: Phantom's Rescue
[we join the chao as they are beginning to head down the dark passage]
DH: Yep, th-this is the place, all right. Me and Phantom went down here...
Shade: What are we waiting for, then? Let's go!
[down the passage, Shade shines the flashlight around, and follows the path]
DH: Careful here, Shade... there are no walls here. Just one small path.
Dark: Please let us live!
[they keep on going, and manage to make it past the long corridor, and hear some grunts]
Chao: What was that!?
DH: (whispering) Monsters...
Dark: MONSTERS!? Shade, get us outta here!
Honey: Stay calm, Dark. I think Shade has enough stress.
Shade: Thank you.
Honey: No problem.
[after a while, they find a small opening in the wall in front of them]
Shade: Hm? HELLO?
?: *cough* ....who-who's there?
Shade: Shade. Is this Phantom?
Ph: SHADE? Is Dark-Hawk there?
DH: Uh... heh... I'm here.
Ph: Next time we explore a dark passage, I'm leaving YOU behind!
Honey: Don't worry, we'll get you out of there!
Ph: I can get out myself. I only didn't because of the monsters.
Dark: THEN GET OUT!
Ph: Okay, okay!
[Phantom gets out of the small opening, and suddenly, the chao get more telepathy]
Telepathy: Hurry! In 20 seconds, the exit will be sealed shut!
[the chao run, screaming]
[they just manage to make it, except for Dark and Knuckle]
Dark: Hurry, Knuckle!
K: I am!
[Dark gets an idea]
Dark: Look behind you!
K: WHAT!?
[Dark uses Knuckle as a boost, making it out before the wall closes]
K: I don't see any... oh, I really hate you, Dark.
Dark: Phew... just made it...
Honey: You know, if you hadn't done that, you both still could've made it.
Dark: Really? ...Uh-oh.
[Knuckle returns, with a large baseball bat]
K: Grrrr....
Dark: AHHH!
[Knuckle chases Dark around, until they both run into a wall]
PF: Calm down, you two. We're out. We can now leave this place.
Shade: Wait, why'd we come here in the first place?
LGS: Because.......... uh....
K: Because I said so. Now I say for us to go back to the others.
PF: Good idea. Let's go.
[they do that, and Honey and Buddy hug]
Honey: I can't believe it... I thought I'd never see you again! That place was scary...
Hero: Okay, now listen you guys. While you were gone, we took a look at this city. I have composed a list of objectives for us to do.
Chao: 'Kay. What's the first one?
Hero: A building a block from this one goes for miles underground. It's up to you guys to investigate this.
Buddy: I'm coming, too.
Speedy: And I wanna come!
Chao: (sigh) Fine, Speedy.
Chapter 2: 20,000 Leagues Under the Office of Death
[the ten chao enter the building, and notice many girders, and a mile below is water]
Shade: Okay, who here is great at jumping?
PF: Well, I fly.
Shade: Go for it. See that door over there? You gotta get to that door.
PF: I'm on it.
[Purf flies to the door, but smacks into it-- it's a fake. He falls down and manages to grab onto a ledge]
PF: Ugh... it's a fake!
[Purflee pulls himself up, and notices a hallway]
PF: You guys want this ledge, not that door!
Shade: Right. Who's going next?
DH: I suppose I'll try.
[Dark-Hawk makes it down to the ledge, followed by the others]
Shade: So, we're all here? ....yep. What's in this hall? --Oh.
[it's not even a hall, it's more like a big room with a thin walk, and lots of jump puzzles]
[they manage to make it past, somehow]
Dark: This doesn't look good.
[next is one very long drop, with various moving platforms to ease the pain]
K: Who's up?
[Dark pushes Knuckle down]
Chao: DARK!
Dark: What?
[Chao shoves Dark down]
[the others go down, as well]
[at the bottom is a small ledge, which they all jump into and teleport to the bottom of a cliff]
LGS: Okay, who's climbing up first?
K: Me, I guess... since I'm both the strong one AND the tester.
Dark: I said I was sorry!
Everyone: No, you didn't.
[Knuckle climbs up, followed by the others. It's not hard]
[at the top is the ultimate punishment for fools, a cage held above boiling poison acid]
K: ...
[a few seconds later, Dark is in the cage, and Knuckle at the controls]
Dark: Shade, you wouldn't let him do this, would you?
Shade: Well, you DID push him into hell, leave him for the zombies, send him flying into a bottomless pit, and all the other things.
K: At least four things. And there are four buttons here, so I get to try ALL of them!
[he presses the first, and a nearby laser fries Dark]
[a few seconds later, Dark's in it again]
K: Door number one was a laser...
[second-- the bottom of the cage opens, letting Dark fall into the acid]
K: Door number two was acid...
[third-- the laser completely disentegrates Dark]
K: Door number three was disentegration... and lucky door number four...
[fourth, Dark is crushed by a screaming face]
K: ...horror!
[Dark is let out of the cage, and the chao go around it]
[halfway through, Dark pushes Knuckle into a wall, which is actually a fake wall, leaving Knuckle being sucked into a red, flashing, screaming face]
Shade: Lots o' faces here, aren't there?
Dark: Totally.
[then, the chao go into a hole which takes them to a small room with two choices-- left or right. They get more telepathy]
Shade: What's this I hear about turrets? INVINCIBLE turrets?
Dark: I volunteer... Knuckle to be the tester.
K: I second the-- what?
[it's right. The turrets rip Knuckle to shreds]
[quickly, the chao rush through really fast, and find a room protected from the turrets]
Honey: Oh, thank goodness... there's some chao scientists here with cures for our wounds!
K: Heh... for once, I'M getting something good before Dark!
CS: Here, let me heal that for you.
[the shot given to Knuckle is poison, and he dies]
Dark: ...Not my fault.
[they kill the scientists, and an extra passage opens below, which they jump into]
Shade: Out of the frying pan and into the fire, huh?
[it's a room filled with killer scientists]
Chapter 3: The Bus Station Straight From Secret City 4!
Honey: (to walkie-talke) Initiate teleport B.
Hero: Copy that.
[the chao all teleport back to the others]
Hero: So, how did your first mission go?
Shade: Terrible... Dark and Knuckle kept on going at it, and these scientists tried to inject POISON into us!
Hero: Well, this next objective shouldn't be as bad. There's a bus station down the street.
Shade: Bus? We could get a ride outta here!
Hero: All the more reason to go. Give us a call if you find anything.
[they go, and upon entering, find it's an awful lot like the train station]
Speedy: Talk about being stubborn and full of surprises.
LGS: Shhh! Listen...
[they listen, and hear a busy crowd talking]
PF: People! Where's it coming from?
Shade: This way! Let's go!
[the noise leads to a door, and as soon as they enter, all goes quiet]
Chao: Say, this looks like a darker version of the cafeteria from the Town Hall...
Honey: Yeah, it DOES!
Dark: Let's keep on looking.
[they find a big file cabinet, and Knuckle opens a random one]
K: HEY! Look... there's some kinda crawlspace in here...
[they go into the crawlspace and find that it leads to a dead end]
K: Well, this sucks.
[they keep searching and find a staircase]
Shade: Eh... after being in this city, I think we all know what'll be down in the basement.
All: (agreeing remarks)
[they go up the stairs and find a room with lots of paintings]
Speedy: Uh... wow. Not that many GOOD paintings here, huh?
[Dark sighs and rests his elbow on a stand, which starts turning and the painting by it goes into the wall, revealing a secret passage]
Buddy: Dark, you did it! You found us a secret!
Dark: What?
[they enter the passage and drop into an empty room]
K: Nice going, Dark... you got us locked in a little room! Stand still so I can punch ya!
[Dark jumps out of the way, making Knuckle punch the wall, revealing another room]
K: ...wow.
[inside the room, it's simply a black-and-white replica of the one they were just in]
K: ANOTHER empty room!?
Honey: Not empty, Knuckle...
[the room is part of a big hallway, which makes a U-turn at the end]
Shade: Well, we can't just stand here! Let's go!
[around the corner, the corridor keeps on going, and takes ANOTHER U-turn]
[around THAT corner, the hall stops at a dead end]
K: Like I said, EMPTY! Way to go, Dark!
[Knuckle chases Dark through the hall, and at a point, Dark jumps, letting Knuckle punch a hole, revealing yet another secret]
Chao: Knuckle, you should come with us on every mission. You never know what you'll find!
Quartz: What's in there, anyway?
[they crawl through it, and find a big room with a button on the end of a rod]
Speedy: Why does this remind me of that secret room in the train station?
[Dark presses the button, it retreats into a hole in the ceiling, and the chao fall into another room]
Honey: Let's get out of here. NOW. PLEASE.
[the room is empty, besides multiple paintings of skulls]
Buddy: (to walkie-talkie) Initiate teleport C.
Hero: Copy that.
Chapter 4: One Last Mission
[before they teleport, a chao runs up and grabs hold of Shade, and gets teleported with them]
Shade: Who are you?
?: Don't you remember me?
Shade: Hmm....
[he's a neutral chaos chao]
Shade: S. Bonic?
SB: There you go!
Shade: Wow, is it REALLY you?
SB: You betcha! And, I come with vital news.
Hero: Same here, Shade! Listen... your next objective is to investigate this mysterious rectangle in the office of death...
SB: He's right. That's how you get out of this city.
Shade: WHAT? The way out!?
SB: Yes. During my travels in this city, I came across that rectangle... apparently, someone has to die around 100 times to fill it up! When filled, the path to the exit will come.
K: What are we waiting for, let's go!
SB: WAIT! I also came across some lore... tales of a dangerous beast.
Dark: And this has to do with the rectangle... HOW?
SB: The lore reads... "lol u n00bs teh nomble is teh coolest it wil keel all but me"... it mentions something called the "Nomble." It also came with a picture of said beast destroying the townspeople, and everyone running away.
Shade: What did the picture look like?
SB: A giant thing with a screaming face, big eyes, and hands on the cheecks.
[everyone's eyes widen]
Chao: Say, Shade... doesn't that sound an awful lot like...
Shade: ...those faces we've been seeing? Yeah.
SB: See, those faces you've seen were put there by the ancient prophets, foretelling a dangerous beast. These faces killed you, right?
Dark: More than once.
SB: It was all foretelling the Nomble. This thing can move mountains. Once released, it almost never stopped. However, one lucky chao managed to contain the beast in a "Kill-o-meter." The only way to release it again... is to die over 100 times.
Dark: Knuckle, how many times have we all died total?
K: Ninety-nine. ...Not that I've been... counting, or anything.
SB: (face-palm)
Shade: So, how do we get outta here?
SB: The Nomble will open a path... to the FIRST office of death. One of these doors will let you out.
Shade: (sigh) ...Looks like we've got ourselves one helluva mission, guys.
TO BE CONTINUED...