A team of chao... lost in a new world... Involving... ALL-NEW places to explore! NEW chao, all with just as funny dialogue! NEW enemies, each funnier than the last! NEW ADVENTURES... NEW STORIES... NEW LANDS... NEW WORLD... And all they have to rely on are a bunch of loonies and their crazy fables! Dark Chao Adventures Season 4. Interesting. Deadly. Funny. Weird. Crazy. Episode 25: Chao Talk Attack! Part one: The Haunting............................... (note: meant to have that many dots) [the story continues in the train station, where everyone jumped down the chute] Chapter 1: Admins, BAN THIS CHAO! [the chao land in a large, blue room, with lots of technology everywhere] He: Huh. Well, that was interesting. Shade: Yeah, I was expecting more than that. [Tail falls from the chute and lands on Shade] Shade: I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THAT! Tail: What'd I do? Dark: Shade, where are we? Shade: How the heck should I know? Probably some kinda candy store, or summin. [all the younger chao (and Dark) scream for joy] Shade: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC! ["Oh....."] ?: Hey, who are you? PF: What was that? ?: HEY! GET OUTTA MAH LAND OF SWEET SWEET CARNAGE YOU KIERBY RIERBY! Shade: Wait... I recognize that HILARIOUS dialogue... [a weird chao comes out] Dark: Perma-Banna! What happened? You haven't told some of your classic comedy gold in years! PM: I was skiddly-oh-diddlying mah own beezey-weezey-wacka-macka-axe when suddenly, this weird hedgehog JUMPANATED my poor leetle beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-hand! [everyone laughs] Shade: Ho... I, uh... think he said some hedgehog trounced him. PM: Yappyyapo! Then, he took me to youse guys, and troughed our leetle be-hands into a... [get ready] supa-dupa-hokey-pokey-bugaloo-seven-eleven-chappy-chappel-chatter-chao Transvestite! Tail: A WHAT!? PM: Whoops, sorry, I meant TRANSPORTER! Shade: So, someone threw us all into a Chao Transporter, eh? Dark: Then that explains it... WE MUST BE IN A GBA! [everyone stares at Dark for a moment] Dark: Sorry... (backs down) Chao: Still, Perma-Banna, how did you find this place? PM: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm... I just wokity-okity ed up here! Ya momo! Shade: Enough Avatar-related insults, talking to this guy's pointless. Let's go. SShade: But... how? [the chao look around the room, and spot a door] Dark: YES! A DOOR! FINALLY, RELIEF! So long, suckers! Bathroom's mine! [Dark runs into the door] Shade: DARK! Are you okay? Dark: (dazed) Hurgh.... Shade, you can go, I don't wanna anymore. Chao: Thank goodness, he's completely unharmed. Shade: Yeah, for a second, I forgot he had that thick head! SShade: So, you still haven't answered my question. How do we leave? Tail: Look! A button! Hero: It's pretty high up, we'll need some kinda flyer to get up there. [everyone looks at Purf] PF: What? .....Oh, crap. [Purf flies up and hits the button, and the door opens] All: YAY! [the door quickly closes] All: Aww... [Purf hits it again, the door opens, and quickly closes] Shade: 'Kay, we need a runner. Who here can run and FAST? [everyone looks at Speedy] Speedy: What? [button press, Speedy runs through the door] Chao: Now what? Speedy's through, but now what? Shade: Uh... wait, NOW I got it! We'll need a power chao... [everyone looks at Knuckle] K: ......oh, I hate you guys. [button press, Knuckle enters the doorway, and when the door tries to close, Knuckle stops it] All: YEAH! [they run through] Chapter 2: Not Quite All Balls in a Casket, Now Is It? [after roaming a bit, the chao reach a very big, dark room] Dark: Guys, wait a minute! I know what's gonna happen... He: What? Dark: It's like in Metroid Prime 2, everytime you reach a big room like this, a boss comes out! [STOMP] Dark: Told ya. [STOMP] [STOMP] All: ... [STOMP] [STOMP] [a few STOMPs later] LGS: Well? ?: Oh, sorry, the ventilation is a little broken, it makes this horrid noise... Tail: Who's there? Dark: SHOW YOURSELF! Guys, just watch as Dark Samus comes out and shoots our **** off. [Chao slaps Dark] [a Hero run chao comes in] Honey: Hello. I'm Honey. How are you? PF: All right, WHERE are all these chao coming from!? Honey: I'm... actually not quite sure. I was in the Hero Garden, asleep one time, and I woke up in this building. Chao: Hold the phone... if you're from the Hero Garden, how come we never saw you? Honey: I don't know, I didn't see YOU. Hero: What if there's MULTIPLE GARDENS!? Honey: It's... possible, but it's still weird. Shade: So, what do you know about Chao Talk? Honey: Not that much, really. I know that this city is not what it seems. I REALLY suggest you turn back now. LGS: We can't just turn back! This is an archeoligical masterpiece! We must explore it! Honey: (sigh) All right, but at least let me come with you. And DON'T say I didn't warn you! Dark: Okay, we won't! Sheesh... [Honey directs them to a door leading out of the train station, and exits to a large city] PF: OH... MY... HERO CHAOS. LGS: Shut up. Hello? Anyone? [silence] LGS: Not even the slightest echo... this place is eerie. Something's not right here... Random chao: Gee... Other random: Ya think? Dark: That looks like an interesting building! Honey: NO! Don't go in there! Chao: Why not? What's in there? Dark: A supersonic scientist? Shade: Enough Genesis references, Dark. Honey: No... but... I must tell you something. When I woke up, the other chao from the Hero Garden were there. We explored this city, up to that building. We went in, and the others went into a room... and didn't come out. [the others stand, wondering] Shade: Yeah, but... we'll never be able to get out of here if we don't take risks! Chao: For once, Shade's right. I'd much rather... NOT be in this city long. It just gives you that... feeling. The feeling that something's gonna get you. [so, they go in] [inside is one large room, like a lobby] Hero: At least this place is brighter than the train station. [they look around, and Dark is about to open a door] Honey: STOP! Not that door! That's the room the others went into... Knuckle: You know what? I'm sick of life. I'm going in. Shade: WAIT! Knuckle, didn't you die last episode? Knuckle: Yeah, I did... but I suddenly woke up in the first room of the train station when you guys got there. PFII: Me, too. [everyone screams] PF: SIS! You scared us! PFII: But, I've been here for a while. PF: Still, you could've at least given us some kinda WARNING! Devilish: What about me? PF: After my sis, we were expecting you. Knuckle: Well, I'm going in anyway. [Knuckle goes in, and the others stand in the middle of the doorway, so the door doesn't close] Knuckle: HEY... it's just an empty room! With a big, grey screen! Honey: Touch the screen! See what it does! Dark: Touching is good. [Knuckle touches it, and they hear some sort of button press] Knuckle: Well, that's boring. [suddenly, the door closes, locking the others out, and Knuckle in] Knuckle: HELP! [the walls close in on Knuckle] Chapter 3: Gateway to Hell [the walls go back, and the door opens] Chao: GASP! [Knuckle is gone] Honey: Told ya so. [Knuckle respawns behind them, at the entrance to the building] Knuckle: Hey, guys. [Dark screams really loud] Knuckle: I died, but I woke up back at the entrance. Shade: Hmm... so, apparently, when we die, we respawn at the entrance to the last building we went to... Tail: "Respawn?" Chao: Game talk for "come back to life." Honey: So... so, my pals must be here somewhere, right? Shade: Most likely. [Honey hugs Shade, and Shade blushes] SShade: I thought you didn't like heroes, "oh mighty lord of darks." Shade: I-I don't, I just... uh... SShade: Forget it, let's just keep exploring. [they keep exploring and find a Magic 8-Ball] Dark: Wow. Chao: Not what I expected. Me: Magic 8-Ball, will I ever get Metroid Prime 3? [No] [everyone laughs] Shade: Magic 8-Ball, will we ever get out of here? [Yes] [everyone cheers] Dark: Magic 8-Ball, will I ever find true love? [No] [everyone laughs] Shade: Wait, I guess it was programmed by an idiot, so it'll say 'yes' next! Hang on... Magic 8-Ball, will I ever get laid? [No] [everyone bursts with laughter] Dark: What about me? [George Benson] [nobody can contain themselves] [sorry for the adult joke, I just *had* to include it] [they keep exploring and find another outlined set of bricks, which He breaks with his crowbar, and they climb in] Chao: Oh, my. [there's a large hole in the ground, and a button past it] [Purf flies over, presses the button, and comes back] Dark: More voices in my head! Chao: Hmm... "This room had to be sealed up because the gate to hell is here." Knuckle: Well, I already died twice, I ain't dying again! [pause, then Dark pushes him down] Chao: DARK! Dark: What? Knuckle: Ugh... whoa, it's scary down here! It's a big room... flashing red! Dark: Anything cool? Knuckle: No, not-- ..... uh... YEAH, there IS something down here. Dark: What? WHAT? Knuckle: Uh... a Wii and Metroid Prime 3! [the other chao start making negative gestures] Me: Uh, Dark, I think you-- Dark: Ah, shaddup! You're just jealous that I'M gonna play it before you! Knuckle: AND a Wii Action Replay! Dark: WOOHOO! I'm-a coming! [Dark jumps, everyone shouts "NO!"] [THUD!] Dark: Oof... hey, there's no Wii down here... just that cage over there! What's in there? Shade: Knuckle, how could you? Knuckle: Hey, I've died TWICE now! Dark hasn't died ONCE! Shade: In Episode 23, he did! Knuckle: Well, that's ONCE! Plus, he's not dead yet! Dark: Hey, I made it into the cage! Aw, there's only some dead guys in here. Honey: WHAT? Dark: Some Hero Chao. Knuckle: Heh... no way I'm following him in there, the bodies could be zombies! [the others leave, and continue] Shade: Hey, a button! [he presses it, and out the window, they see the 'lobby', where some stairs appear going down] Shade: 'Lobby'? 'Stairs going down'? It's gotta be the Dark Garden! C'mon, let's go! Me: What could be down there? What's gonna happen to Dark and Knuckle? Find out next time! Chapter 4: Metal Sonic's Short Conclusion [Metal arrives in the Neutral Garden, and checks behind the waterfall] MS: AH-HA! Eggman! Why you little... EGG: Save me! END!