A team of chao... lost in a new world...

Involving... ALL-NEW places to explore!
NEW chao, all with just as funny dialogue!
NEW enemies, each funnier than the last!
NEW ADVENTURES...
NEW STORIES...
NEW LANDS...
NEW WORLD...

And all they have to rely on are a bunch of loonies and their crazy fables!

Dark Chao Adventures Season 4. Interesting. Deadly. Funny. Weird. Crazy.
Episode 26: Chao Talk Attack! Part two: Venture to the Office of Death...

Chapter 1: Shade and Chao's Totally Magical Adventure
[we continue as the chao head down the staircase]
Chao: Oh, boy, more telepathy.
Honey: "You are about to embark on a magical journey... to the basement." What?
Shade: Hey, a crossroad! Let's go right, it's the RIGHT thing to do. Eh? See what I did there?
Shadow: o i c wat u did thar.
[Shade and Shadow laugh]
[so, they go right, and find a room with paintings depicting a park titled 'OMG']
Dark: HEY! Guys, is that you?
Shade: Dark? Dark, where are you?
Dark: Down here!
[the chao look down and see a hatch leading to the dead bodies of the chao]
[Shade opens the hatch and pulls Dark up]
Knuckle: Huh? Is that you guys?
[by now, the chao had already left]
K: Oh, great.
[the dead bodies stand up]
K: Oh, VERY FUNNY, guys! Seriously!
[the bodies slowly walk to Knuckle]
K: ...Guys? GUYS? Help?
[back with the group, they went to the left and entered a dark corridor, with a red flashing light]
Stalh: Great, MORE telepathy. So, the walls move?
Chao: Apparently so.
[crossroad, the chao pick left]
Dark: It's pretty spooky in here...
Devilish: Look!
[the chao see a wall, then the light flashes off, and on. Back on, the wall has moved]
Shade: I have an idea. It's crazy, but it JUST MIGHT WORK.
[a few seconds of mad dashing later, the chao dive out onto fresh, well-lit ground]
Speedy: Whew... I can't believe we got out of there!
Shadow: ...
SShade: What is it, Shadow?
Shadow: Look... over there...
[the chao look and see a door]
Honey: That's strange.
[the door has a window above it, and through the window they can clearly see some sort of red flashing light]
Shade: Hmm... I'm not getting scared anymore! I'm gonna run over there, and find the answer to all this! I'm gonna--
?: DARK! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Chao: Huh?
[Knuckle comes running in]
PFII: Knuckle! What are you doing here?
K: What am I doing here? Why don't you ask Dark, who went with you guys and left me to deal with those... zombies!
Honey: WHAT!? Are you implying that my friends are STILL ALIVE?
K: Yes, they are. Unfortunately, they won't be coming out of that place, unless they turn friendly fire on.
Hero: So they killed you.
K: Exactly, and it's all 'cause of Dark! Why'd you shove me down there!? I'm gonna kill you!
[Knuckle charges toward Dark, who jumps out of the way, leaving Knuckle charging into a bottomless pit]
K: CURSES!!!
Shade: ...and... and I was gonna go head-first there, wasn't I?
Chao: Yep.
Dark: Knuckle saved us... in a weird sort of way.
[Shade, followed by the others, carefully hops over floating platforms]
PF: Good, we're all here.
He: ...wow, that's not a light...
Shade: Huh? (looks through window) OH MY HERO CHAOS!
[it's actually a red, flashing, screaming face]
Tail: We'll need a test subject.
[Knuckle runs in again, and jumps over the platforms]
K: Grr... I've realized that the more I try and kill Dark, the more I'll get killed.
SShade: Say, Knuckle... how would you like to be brave?
K: What are you saying...?
SShade: We need a brave hero to go into this room and find out what that face is.
K: Will I get a great reward?
Dark: Definitely.
K: Okay, stand back!
Chapter 2: The Office of Death
[Knuckle slowly steps into the door, and inside is a small room with a door leading to another room, and a VERY dark doorway]
K: Okay... uh... so, I want the FACE, right? Nothing else?
Shade: Right. We're right behind you.
[they all enter the next door, except for Tail, who stays in the first room]
Chao: Tail, c'mon!
Tail: In a minute. I can't be a scaredy-cat anymore, I must take risks! So, I'm entering this corridor...
[before he enters it, he stops]
Tail: "I wouldn't go in there if I were you..." ...sounds like a warning. But, I'm still going in!
[Tail enters, and a giant, pale, screaming face emerges and crushes him, then goes back into the darkness]
Chao: TAIL! No... Tail...
[Chao cries for a bit, then slowly goes back to the others]
[then, Tail comes running in]
Tail: Hey, Chao.
Chao: OH MY HERO-- uh.. right, respawn, I forgot. I hate you, DJay.
Me: I noticed.
[back with the others, they're in a large room with lots of doors surrounding them]
[also strangely there is a large poster of the 'OMG' park]
K: So, here's the door... I'm going in.
[Knuckle cautiously enters the door, and a strange force pulls him quickly down a dark hallway, and SMACK into the face]
Shade: Y'know what? I think he's dead.
[Knuckle comes running in]
Dark: Yup.
K: Ow........ that REALLY hurt.
Honey: So, did we hit a dead end, or something?
He: No... look at all these doors... they must lead somewhere.
[Speedy chooses a door and prepares to enter]
Chao: Speedy, you may not want to go in there...
Speedy: Why not? Will I BLOW UP? Ha!
[Speedy enters, and blows up]
Stalh: I'll take that as a 'yes.'
[Speedy comes back]
[Knuckle chooses one]
K: Since I'm gonna die, anyway, may as well enjoy it. I'm going in here, and I'll be HAPPY!
[Knuckle enters, but the door quickly ejects him out]
K: We found ourselves a dud.
Chao: Say, Shade... you haven't died yet, have you?
Shade: Not really. Why?
Chao: Why don't you enter that door right there, and I'll enter this one here?
Shade: ....okay.
LGS: On the subject of death, I'll take door number 1, thank you. I may as well die, since we come back anyway.
[inside Elgee's, he just suddenly collapses]
[Shade enters, and a secret passageway opens to his side]
Shade: GUYS! Come here! I think I found our lucky door... Chao, come on!
[silence]
Shade: Chao?
[Shade steps back out into the room, and looks through the window above Chao's door]
Shade: Oh, my.
[the door is locked, and the room is slowly flooding]
Chao: This really sucks.
[a few seconds later, everyone's back together, and they enter the passageway]
[inside is a ladder, which they climb into a room that overlooks the big room they were just in]
Honey: OH MY... I can't believe my eyes!
[the zombies have found their way to the big room, but no worries, they won't follow our heroes any longer]
Honey: I'll miss you guys...
[the chao hurry through, and get sucked up an air vent]
[they stop before entering another large room]
K: C'mon, guys! Don't just stop here, we gotta make progress!
[Knuckle is about to enter the room when two large crushers descend and cover the room, then go back up]
K: (pupils widen) ........ (jaw drops)
PFII: Well, C'MON! Let's go before the crushers come back!
[past the room, they break through a window]
Chapter 3: A Certain RPG's Shadow Playing Golf... FORE!
[the window took them out into the main city]
LGS: Well, let's get back to exploring this eerie city!
[they do a bit of exploration, and find an unlocked door]
Dark: Wait, should we REALLY enter? I mean, it could be like the other places and kill us.
Shade: C'mon, what's the harm in looking?
[inside, it's dark, but Speedy finds a light switch]
[they slowly explore it, and notice an orange chao, with lots of pheonix parts, resting on a bed]
Shade: Shhhh! We don't want to wake-- ...wait, I... he seems familiar...
Chao: Hurry, Shade! Up here!
[Shade follows the others up some stairs]
[up the stairs, they reach a large conservatory with a big diorama in the middle, about a park called 'OMG2']
Tail: ...O-M-G? Wait, didn't we see something like this back in the big building?
?: You may have, Tail.
[everyone turns around to see the orange chao awake and in the room]
DH: Is that you, Shade?
Shade: Depends. Is that YOU, Dark-Hawk?
DH: Uh... yeah.
Shade: You sure?
DH: Yes.
Shade: Positive?
DH: With a finger in my eye.
Shade: Negative?
DH: As true as blue.
Shade: Ooh, you're good. So, it IS you, Dark-Hawk... my second pal!
Devilish: Second? What about me and Shadow?
Shade: Eh, years ago, all I had was Dark. Not fun. Then, I got Dark-Hawk here to join my army.
Chao: So, what about this 'OMG' thing?
Shade: And what are you doing in THIS dump of a town?
DH: Uh... well, I fell asleep in (CENSORED FOR SPECIAL REASONS), the place you assigned me to, and woke up when I heard you guys going up the stairs.
PFII: So, you're from (CENSORED)? My father fought there!
DH: Your father? I think I might know him... also, I'm not FROM there, I was just assigned to go there.
Dark: Say, Shade, wasn't that the twentieth mission when you assigned people this stuff?
Shade: Yeah... I remember this now! Then, all went downhill from there...
Shadow: You should've never sent the people away, Shade... I get the feeling we're all in danger.
Shade: Me, too.
DH: Enough family reunions, Shade. What are you doing here?
[they explain the situation, and the whole legend]
DH: Whoa. This is intense. Be right back!
[Dark-Hawk rushes down the stairs, and a few seconds later, returns wearing heavy equipment, machine guns, grenades, the likes]
DH: Forget exploring this dump, Shade, let's blow it all to smithereens!
LGS: NO! We can't just blow up a mysterious city!
Honey: If we can't blow it up, what do you propose we do, Luis?
LGS: ...continue exploring.
[everyone gasps]
Speedy: Are you NUTS? We've been DYING out there! I LITERALLY blew up!
K: And don't get me started on my "happy times" here!
LGS: I have thought of the solution to all that. Here's what we do-- some of us group together to explore the city, the rest of you stick around and plan what you need to. Just... no explosions, please?
[the chao look at each other]
Chao: Luis is right... we can't just blow up something just because we don't know what it is... we have to research! I'm in.
Shade: Me, too!
Dark: You can bet that I'm in!
Knuckle: Eh, I've died a lot, it can't get any worse. Count me in.
PF: Uh... um... FINE! I'm coming.
He: You'll all need my crowbar, so take it with you. ...Shade.
Shade: Aren't you coming?
He: I've done quite enough, Devil chao.
[Shade smiles at this remark]
SShade: You're gonna need a girl's feminine approach for some stuff, so--
Honey: No, Shade. Sit this one down, I'll take care of it.
[SShade makes an adrmiring gesture]
DH: I think I need some action in my life, no more resting in bed! Count me in!
Tail: I'd better come along...
Chao: No, Tail... you've gone through enough.
Tail: What?
Chao: Seeing you being crushed by the face... and you being a dictator, and any other time someone's threatened your life... it's made me realize just how precious your (the Heroes) lives are... please don't go.
[Tail, Hero, and Speedy nod]
Chapter 4: The Mission Begins
LGS: So it's settled. Me, Shade, Dark, Knuckle, Chao, Purflee, Dark-Hawk, and Honey are going on an exploration mission. You ready for this, team?
Shade: You betcha. Let's get outta this death trap!
DH: FOR THE DARK GARDEN!
["YEAH!"]
Chao: For ALL of our Gardens!
[bigger "YEAH!"]
Honey: But, where to begin?
Knuckle: How about the big Town Center Skyscraper? It's just a minute's walk from here, if you look.
LGS: The Town Center it is, then. Let's do this!
["YEAH! LET'S DO THIS!"]
TO BE CONTINUED...