We are about to conclude an adventure so epic, that even the guys who made TRON can't top it. When a mysterious creature, one that almost everyone knows by now, kills the main character, this shows you the DARK SIDE... of the show. No one knows how this will end (except ME), no one knows WHY Shade was killed (except the killer), but there is ONE thing everyone knows... you're not getting out of the dark side... without an epic script. [a metalic "zheeeeeeoooooooooooo" SFX is heard as the show switches to a Doctor Who-style intro, but not just ANY intro... man, I can't believe I found this... THIS IS A PERFECT INTRO! It says the perfect name for the episode! Anyway, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqtqtLFO2UM oh, and... pretend it says "Dark Chao Adventures" instead of Doctor Who] [just remember that that's not a real Who intro, that's a fake one, but it's perfect! Still can't believe I found it! I just wish it had the real theme, not that version.] [if you didn't watch the video for any reason, don't worry, I'm still doing the regular DCA intro] Dark Chao Adventures Episode 23: Mysterious Stardust Part 3: Return of the Daleks Chapter 1: Dalek Invasion of Chao World 2007 AD [We last left our "heroes" backed against a wall as a mysterious girl and a robot approaches] Girl: So, master... who's first? R: THAT LITTLE ONE SEEMS PER-FECT. Girl: Right.. yes, master. [the girl grabs Tail and holds him up to the robot, while the camera reveals (although you'd have figured this out by now) it's a Dalek!] Dalek: I SHALL SCAN THIS CHAO. [it does that] Dalek: HMMM... THIS IS NOT A PER-FECT CHAO! HE MUST BE EX-TERRRR-MINATED! Tail: Help! [the Dalek zaps Tail, and Tail is vaporized] Dark: Why have you returned!? WHY DO YOU HAUNT ME SO!? Dalek: (moves eyestalk to view Dark) YOU! I RE-MEM-BER YOU! YOU WERE WITH THE DOCTOR! YOU ARE HIS ALLY! Dark: (gulp) N-no... I was... chasing him! I was, uh... trying to kill him! [note: if you don't know what a Dalek looks like (very likely)... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylj_J1-cTuM&mode=related&search=] Dalek: I WILL BELIEVE THAT FOR NOW. HOWEVER, IF ANYTHING SAYS OTHERWISE, I WILL BE FORCED TO KILL YOU. Chao: What about me? Dalek: SAME WITH THE IDIOT. Chao: Phew... Girl: Now, follow your new master! Chao: Why should we? [the girl points to Tail's ashes] Chao: ...oh. Right. Well, who are you? Girl: I'm Purflee the First! Dark: ....WHAT? PF: Just forget about it. Dark: (to Chao, quietly) I smell a spoiler... Chao: More like a foreshadowing. PF: Now, NO MORE QUESTIONS! Follow your master! Chao: WAIT! What about HIS name? PF: He's Dalek Caan, now SHUT UP! Dark: (to Chao, quietly) Star Trek, much? Chao: Mmm-hmm... Caan: SILENCE! FOLLOW. [Dark and Chao follow Caan to the Chao World teleporter, where they warp down to Earth] [Caan leads them into a secret underground room] Caan: ENTER THE CELL. Dark: But-- Caan: (fiercely) ENTER! [Dark and Chao enter the cell, and it closes] Chao: It's pretty dark in here... Dark: Are you calling me pretty? Chao: NO! Caan: SILENCE! WE ARE AT WORK WITH OUR PLAN! Dark: Who's "we?" [two more Daleks enter the room] Caan: THIS IS DALEK SEC, AND THIS IS DALEK JAST! Dark: What happened to Thay? Jast: ...IT IS BEST YOU NOT KNOW. [reference to a Doctor Who episode] Sec: HOW DO YOU KNOW OF THAY? Dark: The Doctor told me-- uh... I mean... uh... I... am a big... Dalek fan? Sec: HE MAY BE VAL-U-A-BLE TO US. Caan: YES, HE MAY. [Dark smiles] Jast: WE ALWAYS NEEDED A... (quietly) PARDON THE PUN, "BETA TESTER!" [the Daleks almost lifelessly laugh] [Dark frowns] Chapter 2: The Pure Evil of the Daleks [cut to a few minutes later, Dalek Jast is leading Dark into a dark room] Jast: YOU ARE PERFECT FOR OUR LATEST CREATION... [Jast flicks a switch with its plunger] [several tvs switch on, giving the small room a bluish glow] Dark: I... I remember this room! Jast: DO YOU? THAT IS STRANGE. Dark: Are you being sarcastic? Jast: OF COURSE I AM BEING SARCASTIC, FOOL! WE DALEKS HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU... FROM THESE TELEVISION SCREENS! Dark: ...that's creepy. Jast: AND EVIL! (lifeless laugh) Dark: Still... I remember this room... how did you find it? It was in an UNRELEASED BETA! Jast: YOU ARE A COMPLETE MORON. DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT THE BETA AVENGERS AVENGE BETAS? MOSTLY UNRELEASED ONES! Dark: Yeah, but... they released the Beta with you in it... so... shouldn't you NOT be in the B.A? Jast: IDIOT! I WAS NOT IN THAT ONE! RE-CHECK YOUR DCA KNOWLEDGE! Dark: I have. You callin' me a non-fan? Jast: MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I'M CALLING YOU AN UTTERLY STUPID FREAK. [Dalek Sec enters the room] Sec: DALEK JAST! WHY HAVE YOU NOT YET ELIMINATED THE CANNON FODDER? Jast: BECAUSE, I........ HANG ON A SECOND, SEC. THIS GUY THINKS I WAS IN THE RELEASED BETA. Sec: WHAT A FOOL! EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ME IN THAT ONE! WHAT IS THIS JERK TRYING TO PULL? [they look in Dark's direction] Jast: SEE, DARK CHAO? IT WAS SEC, NOT ME IN... THAT... ONE? WHERE HAS HE GONE? [Sec looks up and notices Dark escaping through a vent] Sec: LOOK UP THERE! THE CANNON FODDER IS ESCAPING! HE MUST BE EXTERMINATED! [both Daleks chant "EXTERMINATE" as they start to hover to the vent] [after a long chase scene, Dark finds a large room, and a fan is rotating quickly just below Dark's neck] [remember: Dark's crawling so the fan isn't touching him] Dark: I think they stopped following me... [Dark shifts his head and looks back, then sees a blue light] Dark: ....CRAP. (crawls forward faster) [Jast enters the room] Dark: HANG ON A SECOND. How can Daleks CRAWL? Jast: I WOULD RATHER NOT TELL YOU. Dark: Riiiiiight. Back to the chase. [Dark crawls as fast as he can, trying to escape the Daleks] [finally, Dark falls into the TV room again] Dark: Crud... back where we started. Wait... what's on these screens, anyway? [Dark looks and notices the three gardens, CPAK, and the Lobby] [Dalek Jast pokes his head quietly into the room] Jast: ? (rotates eyestalk) ....... (notices Dark) STOP RIGHT THERE! Dark: ....Oh, DOUBLE crap. Jast: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE! YOU ARE SURROUNDED! I AM COMING OUT OF THE VENT RIGHT... [Jast falls out and hits the ground with a loud thud] Jast: ...NOW... [Sec pokes his head in] Sec: DID YOU FIND HIM? [Sec falls down and crashes into Jast, and the two blow up] Dark: Well, that was convenient! [Dark runs back into the main room] Caan: WHAT? WHERE ARE DALEKS JAST AND SEC? AND WHAT WAS THAT BOOM I JUST HEARD? Dark: Do the math. Caan: ...I KNOW. I HEARD EVERYTHING, DARK. FIRST, BEFORE I KILL YOU.... I CHALLENGE YOU TO A... Chapter 3: Dark Chao Adventures Quiz Show [Dark is standing at one pedastal, Caan at the other] [I'm wearing a Game Show Host suit and am standing in the middle] Me: Hey, folks, and welcome to the 68th Super Fun Quirk Quiz! Today, we have a topic: DCA! Let's meet our quizees! [I step over to Dark] Me: Iiiiiin this corner, with a brain not filled with much, iiiiiiiiiiiiit's DARK! [I step over to Caan] Me: AND IN THIS CORNER, with one of the SMARTEST minds in the galaxy, iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's DALEK CAAN! [I return to the middle] Me: NOW... I do believe it is time for QUESTION... ONE! You folks at your computers/Wiis reading this... TRY AND GUESS THE ANSWER! [I jump up and down for a couple seconds] Me: HEEERE WE GO! Question: How many episodes of DCA ARE there? Caan: TWENTY-THREE. Me: Oooh... sorry. I meant COUNTING Betas! Dark: Twenty-Seven! Me: Dark gets that point! Dark: Yes! Me: Now, onto the next one! Acting like a famous Sci-Fi show character, answer this: who is the last surviving Dalek in BOTH shows featuring Daleks? Dark: (like Spock) CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: Nicely done, Dark! Okay, if Dark gets this next one... he wins the entire quiz. Both: BRING IT ON! Me: Great. This one's a toughie! Tell me this... who said "Oh, uh... it was a last resort." ? [both think hard for a moment] Caan: MECHA KNUCKLES! Me: DING DING DING! RIGHT! Remember: Caan needs TWO more "rights" to win, while Dark only needs one. Dark: BINGO! Me: Good. Now, next question: Who said.... "Hey, it's just glass!" And WHAT episode was it, how many years ago was it made, and what Season was it in? [both think] Dark: Shade said it in Episode 1, "Chao In Space," which was made 2 years ago for Season 1. Me: I'm terribly sorry........ YES! RIGHT! [Caan shoots both Dark and me] Caan: I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT A LONG TIME AGO. Chao: N-no... I'm the only one left! Caan: YES... AND YOU WILL JOIN YOUR FRIENDS, TOO. Chao: HELP! HELP! [suddenly, a man busts in] Caan: WHO ARE YOU? Man: I'm here to cure my patient. Caan: DOCTOR? ARE YOU THE DOCTOR? Doctor: Yep. Caan: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, DOCTOR. NOW, DIE! [Caan shoots the Doctor, who is vaporized] Caan: I DID IT! I HAVE KILLED THE DALEK'S WORST ENEMY! I AM THE SUPREME DALEK! NOW, TO KILL THE HERO...... [Chao has already escaped] Caan: ...CHAO? WHAT!? WHERE DID HE GO? Chao: Not too far. [Caan turns around and sees Chao holding a big stick] Chao: (whacks Caan's head off) Just far enough to beat YOU. [Chao manages to escape and go back to the Dark Garden, where he finds Devilish making new graves] Devilish: Hey. How'd you escape? There was a full-scale invasion! Chao: I managed to defeat the Daleks. ...Wait, where's Purflee? [Purflee walks in] PF: I escaped before they entered the secret room. I was only PRETENDING to help the Daleks. Chao: Oh... PF: I know... you're sad. Everyone you know and love, well most of them, are dead. But... I have something to show you. Chao: Really? What? PF: When I escaped the Daleks, I found a magic potion shop. I found a potion that can bring back the dead! Chao: REALLY? Okay, use it! PF: I will. [Purflee places a CD that says "Thriller" on the ground, and suddenly, everyone who the Daleks killed came back] [...well, the Doctor isn't included because he regenerates and found his way to somewhere else] Shade: Ugh.... ow.... what just happened? Chao: You were killed by the Daleks. Shade: !!!!???? [Chao explains everything to everyone] Shade: Well... I still hate you. Chao: Same here, Shade.... same here. Chapter 4: Breaking the Bat [Metal ends up in the Egg Fortress, located in Mystic Ruins] MS: Sweet... time to finally get Eggman! [Metal searches the fortress and finally finds him] EGG: AAAHHH! HELP! [Eggman runs into the bathroom, and is killed by Rouge] Rg: Finally, I've been wanting to do that for a while. MS: B-but... you just KILLED my prey! I'LL KILL YOU! [Metal kills her] MS: (pant) Grr.... sheesh! [suddenly, Eggman comes back to life, and so does Rouge, and they run off] MS: WHAT THE? [Metal chases them] [this happened around the time Purflee saved everyone] ["zheeeeeeoooo" SFX as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrEEc9QPX7s begins] A step-by-step walkthrough of imagination: At the start: "Dark Chao Adventures" Eventually as the movie goes on: "Created by DJay32" "Chao and all that copyright SEGA and Sonic Team" "Doctor Who and the Daleks and a number of references copyright BBC" "Thriller made by MJ" "MSQ made by me" "Story by me" "Doctor Who theme by the BBC Radiophonic Workshop" "THANKS FOR STICKING WITH ME ALL THIS TIME!" At the end, after the white flash: "Next Time: Season Finale 'The Chao World'" END!