Shade: Hey, visitors. I see, for whatever reason, you want to read some part of this endless mess. Well, we've had a lot of adventures over the years, and they've only increased in scale and threat. Plus thanks to DJay gradually becoming a better writer, there's also occasionally been consequences! C'mon in, hop into an episode and read your heart out. Just bear in mind that the earlier the episode, the worse the quality tends to be.

Season One: Shade and Chao

The series begins as the chao experience rivalries, encounter the Poker Gang, and defeat Zim. (2005)

1: Chao In Space The one that started it all; meet the chao.

2: The 2nd Shade Here comes Shade's brother!

3: The Chaolympics Sporty 'sport' events.

4: Teacher's Pet Let's go to school!

5: The Top 10 Ways to Get Rid of Dark An ancient curse given to Dark.

6: Who, What, Where, How, and the White HouseA familiar alien comes to town.

7: Stopping the Invasion A familiar alien is arrested.

8: Take Out One, An' the Rest Avenge 'Em! Attack of the space stuff!

Season Two: Dark and Mephiles

Suddenly, a FEMALE chao enters the fray! Then, Mephiles comes in and wreaks havoc! Finally, the chao discover a time machine, only to enter an apocalyptic future! (2006)

9: Girls Are ICKY! A new chao with a new concept-- OPPOSITE GENDER.

10: Attack of Doctor Phyllis Enter Mephiles.

11: Doctor Phyllis' Most Evil of All Evils Revenge Return, Mephiles.

12: Tail the Horrible Dictator From Beyond Planet Dooky! A baby takes over the world!

13: Flight of the Thursday Players The second Poker game. *see notes*

14: The Soggy Saga Starts To... the FUTURE!

15: Killer Mafia of Doom! Back... TO THE FUTURE!

16: Prisoners of War Escape from... THE FUTURE!

Season Three: The Beta Avengers

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse. Memory loss and addiction are the only NORMAL plots here. The Beta Avengers make themselves known, and Mephiles creates a plot twist as the chao wake up in a mysterious forest. (early 2007)

17: An Akira Kurosawa-based Story That's not how it happened, THIS is...

18: The Cyber-Fox Attacks Addiction kicks in.

19: The Baby-Back Lons' Rogue Revealed Enter THE BETA AVENGERS!

20: Sit-Com Silliness A little mix-up in broadcasting...

21: The Case of the Broken Glass Four hammers, one floor, and four idiots.

22: Floods, Floods, Floods Flood the garden? Who would've thought?

23: Return of the Daleks The title says it all.

24: The Chao World Exploring a strange planet...

Season Four: Purflee and Luis

It looks like the only way out of the mysterious planet is to explore an extremely deadly city. But, wait. Is that a BETA AVENGER behind everything? Gasp! And someone has CLONED Shade?! Plot twists! (Mid-2007)

25: The Haunting............................... More exploring!

26: Venture to the Office of Death... Meet the Nomble!

27: Infiltrating City Hall The mystery of Amnizu.

28: The Horrid Secrets of Chao Talk Explore s'more!

29: Escaping the Beast Action meets the Nomble.

30: Avenging Till the End of Time RETURN OF THE BETA AVENGERS!

31: Let's Go to Fourside! Super Nintendo fun!

32: Attack on the Clones NOT a Star Wars parody; kill them all!

Season Five: Echo and Red

Back in the Dark Garden, finally. But, what's this? Back in Chao Talk? Strange. But AVAST! The Beta Avengers just won't stop! They torment and torment until finally, Shade wakes up in a test chamber! He needs to escape, and traverse an endless highway into a BOMB THREAT! (late 2007)

33: Petty Rivalry Return to the roots!

34: Fight of the Thursday Players The third Poker game. *see notes*

35: Unforgiving Consequences Hero plus Beta Avenger equals sadness.

36: Keep It on Cue Return of the baby who ruled the world!

37: Prophecy of a Journey Return of a different baby who won the hearts of millions!

Special: The Secret City Feature-length; the chao venture back to Chao Talk, and meet the mysterious Tour Guide. (2009)

38: Remembering the Battles.... Some NEW takes on OLD stories...

39: Speedy Thing Goes In, Speedy Thing Comes Out Breaking out of Aperture Science.

40: When I Look Out There, It Makes Me GLaD I'm Not You The endless highway...

Season Six: The Grey Journey

The Beta Avengers are slowly gaining power as Shade embarks on his grey-test journey yet. As all the chao seperate from the earlier bomb threat, Shade gathers them and the seven chaos drives, scattered across the globe. Then, he must defeat the Avengers, for once and for all. (2008)

41: Important Understandings Starting the gray journey.

42: When's Half-Time? Charging through Black Mesa.

43: Shade, Dark, n' Red's Wild Adventure Across the country in an SUV!

44: Metal Gear Shade Top secret infiltration mission into CPAK.

45: Back to Chao World Kidnapped, and forced to duel to the death!

46: The Chao Adventure DX, Director's Cut Our 'heroes' meet the Sonic Adventure Chao Gardens.

47: Countdown to Destruction This is not... the greatest song in the world, no! This is just a Tribute...

48: The MILKMAN and Friends Shade the gray Dark/Swim chao versus the MILKMAN...

49: Shady Infiltration Shade, Shawn, and Shade Junior uncover JOE's true identity.

50: Surrosion Shade kills Cham.

Season Seven: The End

When DCA, itself, is threatened to be shut down by a mysterious group of individuals, it's up to Shadow the chao (mentored by Shade) to gather seven green chaos drives and stop them! Prepare yourselves... for the Veteran's Committee. (late 2008 - early 2011)

51: Shade is Cool Presidential elections!

52: One if by Telly, Two if by Bathtub The third Chao World War, or "Chao In Space," begins.

53: Ten/Twelve Things are too crazy for Chao In Space!

54: Metal Gear Shade 2: Sons of Libfairies A nuke on its way to.....? *see notes*

55: Metal Gear Shade 2: Subsandwich Bombs on an oil cleanup facility?

56: The Insane Documentations of Metal Gear Shade 2 A top-secret project on an oil cleanup facility?

57: The Metal Gear Shade 2 Graphic Novel A world-changing project on a nuclear development facility?

58: Libfairy Gear Shade Epic and crazy; the final installment to the Metal Gear Shade 2 series!

59: A Thousand Miles Shadow, Shade, Dark, and Red on a journey through future Europe for the first Green Chaos Drive! *see notes*

60: Part Two of Fear Shadow, Shade, Dark, and Red encounter some strange changes on their journey.

61: But We've Got a Car Now Shadow, Shade, Dark, and Red travel across the highways and beaches of future Europe to get to Novella Prospekt. *see notes*

62: Future Warfare The street wars of Robotnikland 17.

63: Time? The final piece of the puzzle.

64: There's a Secret in the Sea... Exploring the depths of future Chao World's Ryder Ocean for the third chaos drive.

65: Chao Back in Space We interrupt Bioshock for a quinquennial plot twist.

66: Un Film Gris Shade investigates deaths, empty buildings, and an old villain.

67: Take One to the Ballgame, and You Have to Take 'Em All Saving the gardens with the Poker Gang and Zim.

68: Of Frying Pans and Fires So apparently, GIR can play guitar; Mephiles' next evil scheme.

69: The Super Long and Super Exciting Quest Get ready for the LONGEST, CRAZIEST script ever!

70: The High Ate Us! sadface Things.. go.. downhill?

71: Day One Our heroes see some of the hottest new games.

72: Day Two Okay, back to the main story.

73: The Final Day The conclusion to the serial.

Special: Sinister Serials of the Dark Feature-length; Third Halloween special; Forests, nightmares, and tree men.

74: In Accompanying Dark Halls Accompanyment piece to the epic DCAHall3, as well as to the next serial; the fifth chaos drive..?

75: Two-Thousand One-hundred and Twelve First act of five in the Epic Quest; two Gatekeepers in unlikely places, plus a horse named "Muse" and a Dark-led rock opera.

76: In the Presence of Gatekeepers Second act of five in the Epic Quest; the Heretic and the Dark Lord.

77: Bricks Third act of five in the Epic Quest; we start to see the bottom of the darkest recesses of the mind as Shadow deals with two more Gatekeepers.

78: John's Metropolis Fourth act of five in the Epic Quest; the protagonists begin to reunite in New York as the end is on its way.. in at least four different ways.

79: The Lamb and the Butterfly Epic finale; DJay wants to end DCA. Everything points to the end. We're gonna need a bigger boat for this SEASON FINALE.

Season Eight: The Last Journey

Welcome back, my friends. We're trying to end the show that never ends. (2012)

80: Sunshine Darker and darker; Shadow's got some big problems, inside and out.

81: Cloud Mountain Darker and darker; One year has passed. DCA shifts into the endgame.

82: Polar Eclipse Darker and darker; Meet the antagonists.

83: Can't See Darker and darker; Incomprehensible or merely multidimensional?

84: Pitch-Perfect Dark Darker and darker; "It's time people took Dark chao seriously."

85: Final Times Darker and darker; Constant darkness. The end.

86: AFTER THE END uly

87: Post-Epilogue sses

88: The Cold Bend of Empty Space Feasts Grey The End of All Things.

Season Nine: Chaos

Out of the chaos, order begins to come back. (2014)

89: Ink on a Canvas The rise of five gods to the call of the city and the forest.

Specials

Here is where you will find all the bonus installments of Dark Chao Adventures, whether they be the other Halloween specials, or just the combinations of multiple scripts into their full stories.

Pelottaa Scary Stuff Acting up for Halloween

Gears n' Roses Feature-length; Scary trials on Future Earth.

Sinister Serials of the Dark Feature-length; May as well put this here too for consistency; Forests, nightmares, and tree men.

The Loneliness Does Not Make Me GLaD Breaking out of the endless highway!

Metal Gear Shade 2: Sons of Libfairy Feature-length; Episodes 54-58, together in one uncut package. *see notes*

Still Waiting for Half-Time Feature-length; Episodes 59-63, together forever, uncut for us all to read.

Quinquenquoi Episodes 64-73, celebrating five years of DCA with one epic script.

The Epic Quest in A Flat Minor Episodes 75-79, the most epic tribute DJay could make.

Professor (She)Shade-on and the Curious Animals

One day, the female chao named Shade (not the male one) decides to solve a mystery-- lots of animals have appeared in the Gardens! However, this MIGHT end up being a larger problem than she once thought. (pretty sure these were written in early 2008)

The Prologue Multiple Eggmen; The animals arrive, and two Eggmans exist?

Chapter 1 One Joker and Three Cards; Someone has stolen the Poker Gang's cards!

Chapter 2 Hammer for a Turnabout; Knuckles has been murdered!

Chapter 2.5 Hammer for a Turnabout second half; The murder of Knuckles is complicated.

Chapter 3 Omoddeath; A dead Omochao, but how?

Chapter 4 Room 124; Where is the Omochao Association?

Chapter 5 Wilted Rose; One room, no exits.

Chapter 6 Escape Route 101; In jail with a melon.

Chapter 7 The Big One; Who unleashed the animals?

Chapter 8 Final Hazards; WHY?!

Epilogue Everything revealed.

Professor (She)Shade-on and the Diabolical Hotel

Promo Page For now, this will suffice.

Shade: What's that, you say? You've read these from front to back, and want some backstory, or some prequel, or SOMETHING? Well......... I've been keeping these secret for so long, but I suppose I could reveal them to you. See this here scrapbook? Inside this... are the many logs of the days when I was the commander of the Dark Army. The days before I retired.

DCRPG Open the scrapbook?

*Notes*

Shade: Hey, okay, so DJay's got some stuff he wants me to tell you.

Flight/Fight of the Thursday Players: Episodes 13 and 34 have a one-letter difference. Flight is about the SECOND Poker Game,
while Fight is about the THIRD.

Metal Gear Shade 2: Sons of Libfairy/Libfairies: Episode 54 and a certain Special have a three-letter difference. Libfairies is about Solid Shade's
second mission. Libfairy is the entire Metal Gear Shade 2 script, which is Episodes 54 through 58 put together.

A Thousand Miles: Episode 59 is ACTUALLY titled, "I Would Walk Five Hundred Miles, and Then I'd Drive Five Hundred More," but, 
for the sake of convenience, it is commonly and casually referred to as "A Thousand Miles." Okay?
I mean, yeah, I love The Proclaimers, but... whatever.

But We've Got a Car Now: Episode 61 is ACTUALLY titled "Well, I WOULD Walk Five Hundred Miles, But We've Got a Car Now."
You can probably imagine why we shortened it.